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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:01 PM Author: bright institution
"In November 1997, Mr. Macdonald talked about his feelings toward Mr. Kattan in an interview with Rolling Stone: “I don’t know, but to me he seems gay…He claims he’s not, but I’ve never seen, like, a guy who’s not gay seem so gay. I don’t find him funny. What can I say? Never made me laugh.”
In the same article, Mr. Kattan responded: “Norm gives me a hard time…If Norm says I’m gay, then put in that I say he’s an asshole.”
and rate kattan's faggot ass comeback.
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Date: July 8th, 2024 7:42 AM Author: bright institution
funny you compare him to andy dick. kattan once did an impersonation of andy dick - either on SNL or on howard stern, but i think it was the latter- where he would say "so i'm not gay....oooh god i want to suck a penis ooooh!" (in fact, i think it was stern bc it was too racy for SNL).
andy dick heard about this and was on stern and started going off and calling kattan a motherfucker, etc. this was on terrestrial radio, so stern had to bleep it and started asking him to please stop.
side note: my friend who grew up in irvine but moved to the east coast after college was in LA visiting family back in like 2001 and wound up at a club with some "industry" friend and andy dick was there. AD invited the entire club back to his house at closing time. my friend went.
he said AD immediately went into a shed with some bros and was clearly doing coke and would come back into the house now and again. at one point, he was back in the house and someone complimented one of his paintings and he said "THANKS I BOUGHT IT OFF A DIRTY NIGGER. IT'S JUST A JOKE!" and evidently he made a lot of racial jokes/comments.
he then started stroking my friend's hair and asked if he wanted a blowjob. friend politely declined.
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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM Author: Concupiscible halford state
he turned conservative between 1992-94 when libs were attacking stockdale and rudy. but yes, 9/11 solidified it
"Miller has said that he privately began to change his politics in 1992 when liberals made jokes about the poor performance Ross Perot's running mate James Stockdale displayed during a televised debate. Stockdale was a decorated Vietnam prisoner of war, and Miller saw jokes about him as mockery. Miller would later comment, "You know, Stockdale, we would have been blessed to have him as a President. I don't care if he's bad on TV. He was a hero and an icon. I saw people on the left go, 'Who's this old guy who's bad on TV?'... If he's the problem, that's too hip a room for me. That's when I got out."[101]
The perception that Miller was a member of the political left did not change much, even when Miller told USA Today in 1995: "I might be profane and opinionated, but underneath all that are some pretty conservative feelings. On most issues, between Clinton and Newt Gingrich, I'd choose Newt in a second, even though he is a bit too exclusionary."[102] Miller also declared himself a "conservative libertarian" in a 1996 Playboy interview.[102]
Miller would later tell American Enterprise that one of the reasons he became more conservative was due to liberal critiques of Mayor Rudy Giuliani's approach to fighting crime in New York City, which began around 1994. "When I kept hearing liberals equating Giuliani with Hitler—that's when I really left the reservation. Even before 9/11, I'd travel to New York and say, 'Wow, this city certainly seems to be running better. Giuliani is the kind of leader I admire. When it's five below zero and you arrest somebody to get him inside off the street—that's not something Hitler would do. It made me realize that I was with the wrong group if that's what Hitler looked like to them."[66]
In a 1998 piece, L. Brent Bozell III, the head of the conservative watchdog Media Research Center, took issue with Miller's politics while dismissing his 1996 claim to be a "conservative libertarian," saying Miller "hasn't a clue about the meaning of either term."[103]"
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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:17 PM Author: diverse maroon gaming laptop potus
So have you heard of this guy Hazarding a Bort the poaster?
Well, word on the street is that he LOVES COCK
That's right, Hazarding a Bort the poaster can't go two seconds without thinking of JUICY, DELICIOUS COCK . . . that is what they are saying.
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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:29 PM Author: Concupiscible halford state
My parents got tickets for them, me, and my wife (then brand new girlfriend) to go see him because he was "cute as Brian Fellow." I knew better, but figured it was worth a shot.
It was 40 minutes of sloppy drunk "I FUCKED HER PUSSY THEN HER BUTTHOLE" 'jokes.' Probably the most uncomfortable I've ever been. I'm amazed my wife didn't break up with me.
The ESPYs tonight should be interesting.
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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:54 PM Author: Obsidian Casino Dragon
They hated each other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rFu_u71gas
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Date: July 8th, 2024 8:48 AM Author: Orange Irate Friendly Grandma Space
Norm was an asshole playing his own bit in his own play.
He gave no fucks, and was fired from SNL over a joke he was told not to tell about OJ Simpson. An NBC exec at the time was friendly with OJ and ordered Lorne to kill the joke.
Norm told it anyway knowing the consequences and was swiftly fired.
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