LJL, so Obama really did turn out to be the worst president
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:35 AM Author: bearded macaca Subject: Fw: fw: fw: fw: fw: re: I Am America: Who are You?
I was your typical middle upper class ivy student. Gleefully slurped up the pablum my East Indian Islamist Sexuality professors fed me, played ultimate frisebee, pescitarian throughout college, you know the drill. One day junior year I got a call--my parents said based on my editorials for the college paper and Slate "Cisman in a Trans trans trans trans World" guest blog articles I could be an assistant speechwriter on the Obama campaign trail. Needless to say I took two semesters off without hesitation and packed my bags full of quill pens and beard grooming supplies, eager to conquer the brainwashed Reaganite masses.
I wasn't totally separated from reality, of course. I knew that we had to also appeal to Joe Plumber with his oily cuntrags and soot stained hands. I did my best to imbue the speeches with my core ideals--healthcare for all, open borders, unisex baseball bats (under the guise of a clever joke), and so forth. I even met The Man once, who seemed an archetype of the strong and pensive liberal lion. Each time he breezed through a town hall with gusto or rallied a crowd I could feel the slightest twinge of ecstasy in my ballsack. Times were good, the king stormed the castle, and I hoisted the flag.
Over the next few years I was disappointed, as were many of my comrades. Instead of fireside chatting and doubling down on his beliefs, I watched with dismay as we were treated to numerous dry primetime speeches and a man who seemed castrated in public, too concerned with his legacy to take a stand. Tantamount to rape of my parietal lobe, I was stunned as the youthful ejaculate that sprang forth from my pen was traded for half baked compromise. The charming gallant of my fateful summer gave way to a weak and waffling castrated Washington insider. But I figured it was still better than the alternative, and somehow clinged to the idea that the beast would come roaring back in the second term.
That would change of course, as in no time I would experience the true fate of a working white man after graduation. Stepping out of my NGO office late at night, I was brutally and mercilessly raped by a nigger. My name is fucklaw, and this is my story.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2396278&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24321138) |
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Date: October 27th, 2013 6:03 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy seedy hall skinny woman
This dude was NEC Director and admittedly out of the loop of the actual policy makers during he biggest economic crisis in 70 years. His prior government experience was five years as an aide to Trent Lott and a couple years as a committee aide. And oh yeah, he joined the Bush WH in Nov. 2007. Over/under on times he actually met Bush is single digits. Meanwhile, here's Bush's speechwriter saying Bush was fucking clueless about the economic crisis:
http://www.gq.com/news-politics/politics/200909/george-w-bush-matt-latimer-speechwriter-economy-bailout
I buy the premise that Bush is a smart guy who managed to accomplish a lot despite not really having a lot of passion for the work or much of the subject matter. But this asshole is full of shit. Bush was an executive for 30 years. He spent his entire career playing gotcha with underlings to try to puff himself up. It's what mediocre MBAs do in every company of every size in every industry. And Bush also clearly has people skills and could build relationships with advisers to ensure blunt and clear answers if he wanted to get that. But come on. The guy was obviously not a savant when it came to economic policy, and he was 10x worse on foreign policy. Hint: he gets the other experts to feed him questions and plays them against each other.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2396278&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24314245)
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Date: October 24th, 2013 9:50 PM Author: Boyish confused box office messiness
I literally sucked Obama's dick once for coke when we were at Columbia together, and I agree that not only is he the WORSTTT President in the history of the world, but the Hague should prosecute him for the war crimes he's committed against the American people.
You ShiTTTlibs are done here.
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Date: October 25th, 2013 4:19 AM Author: bearded macaca
Life long lib dem here. I walked into a classroom your standard far left academic nonbeliever. One day I posed a question to the class--if Obama isn't Jesus, then what is Jesus? Most of the pupils nodded, but one young man, who looked a few years older than the rest, sprung up and dog-pointed to the American flag flying outside the window.
"Would Jesus treat his fellow Americans like Muslim pissrags by requiring them to ensure their future health, a belief clearly rooted in Koranism and espoused by secular tyrants such as Pol Pot and Brigette Bardot?"
"Ah! We have a contrarian in our midst! Good sir, what would you have us do? The invisible hand is a red herring! Without harsh bureaucratic crackdowns the market will operate as cruel and buckwild as Ronald Reagan off his Alzheimer's medication!"
Silently, the young man ripped off his shirt with the strong grace of Clark Kent. On his upper shoulder was a tattoo indicating his service in the Navy SEALs.
"Do you see this insignia? I have lived ten lives in my fairly few days. Here is what it has taught me."
Glowing bright yellow, a literal fucking invisible hand was illuminated by the emblem's golden aura. The hand grasped within it a globe set ablaze.
"Would you have this earth burn because of your silly community organizers and local grass fed water fowl?"
At that very moment he snapped his fingers and an eagle broke through an impossible to penetrate plexiglass window from the direction of the flag outside. The eagle dropped a copy of the constitution clasped in its talons on the globe, and the flame extinguished to reveal our lush blue sphere, draped in the words of our forefathers.
P.S. I am Albert Einstein and the student was a young man who only signed his papers "C.G.M., CPA."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2396278&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24303042) |
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Date: October 26th, 2013 3:09 AM Author: cerise cerebral legal warrant
Oh my ACP. OH MY JOHNSMEYER. OH. MY BOOM.
GREATEST POST. OF. ALL. TIME.
Rach -- the mission is complete. We did it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2396278&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24308546) |
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Date: November 4th, 2013 9:35 AM Author: Milky electric furnace
Cr. Better than Clinton on foreign policy, frankly. He has the balls to actually use ARE military to fight terrorism rather than send a few cruise missiles into a cave and call it a day.
Domestically, he's a mess.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2396278&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24366841)
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Date: November 27th, 2013 5:33 AM Author: Slap-happy aromatic quadroon double fault
Let's cede the Syria situation to Russia!
Let's let Iran do whatever they want!
FOREIGN POLICY MASTERMAN!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2396278&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24520343)
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