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SILVERBACK GORILLA V BENGAL TIGER V GRIZZLY BEAR

Assume they are all in their prime. Assume they all want to ...
talented dull set
  10/07/13
Loco that I poasted this over a decade ago. Time is flame.
Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
  11/16/24
Depends in a three way fight where there's a wild card. In ...
transparent heady sanctuary becky
  10/07/13
Bears hate gorillas so they will tire each other out, allowi...
Bateful Spruce Point
  10/07/13
cr
titillating bistre gas station
  10/07/13
Explain.
talented dull set
  10/07/13
Is the Gorilla the weakest candidate of the three? No claws....
talented dull set
  10/07/13
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The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation
  11/16/24
Grizzly will win in an arena because of its sheer strength a...
razzle-dazzle turquoise death wish community account
  10/07/13
tiger also pwns in battle at sea
titillating bistre gas station
  10/07/13
LJL
transparent heady sanctuary becky
  10/07/13
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/tigerDM2805_468x...
titillating bistre gas station
  10/07/13
That tiger's face reminds me of Samara from The Ring after h...
Internet-worthy pozpig sweet tailpipe
  10/07/13
I would think a grizzly would still be a stronger swimmer th...
supple free-loading stag film halford
  10/07/13
Grizzly would win if the battle was on some elevated surface...
Bateful Spruce Point
  10/07/13
Tiger could literally do fuck all to actually hurt a fully-g...
Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop
  10/07/13
tigers are bigger and stronger than lions. you keep talking...
deranged coldplay fan native
  10/07/13
Siberian tigers regularly lost to african lions in staged fi...
Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop
  10/07/13
(Wildlife biologist here)
blue university
  10/07/13
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Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop
  10/07/13
sometimes xoxo is still great
red national travel guidebook
  10/07/13
lol @ "kodiak grizzly"
sooty temple
  10/07/13
You wouldn't if it was standing next to you...
Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop
  10/07/13
LMAO tigers eat lions for lunch. lions are bitchmade compar...
titillating bistre gas station
  10/07/13
No u. I will not stand for this discrediting of the Grizzly ...
Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop
  10/07/13
that's like a two wow druids fighting.
appetizing fanboi cruise ship
  10/07/13
CR.
Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop
  10/07/13
Couldn't a punch by a gorilla really fuck the tiger up? If i...
talented dull set
  10/07/13
they're underestimating this
erotic histrionic gaping
  10/07/13
Tiger by a long shot.
Obsidian spot idiot
  10/07/13
The bengal tiger will weigh about 500 lbs, the gorilla 350 l...
Obsidian spot idiot
  10/07/13
this is how i see it playing out too.
deranged coldplay fan native
  10/07/13
Kodiaks are over a 1000 fucking pounds, and have been weighe...
Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop
  10/07/13
Kodiaks aren't regular grizzlies. I was using typical siz...
Obsidian spot idiot
  10/07/13
Why would we give a shit about regular grizzlies? Lions kil...
Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop
  10/07/13
Stop fighting the hypo.
Obsidian spot idiot
  10/07/13
No u.
Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop
  10/07/13
there is not a cat mfe biologist alive who would take a heal...
titillating bistre gas station
  10/07/13
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lime karate
  03/18/15
Take it back. Grizzly would pwn. http://www.youtube.com/...
transparent heady sanctuary becky
  10/07/13
That bear ran away from a 150 lb. cat. The bengal tiger w...
Obsidian spot idiot
  10/07/13
Seems like the bear was just being a noble alpha bro and res...
aphrodisiac therapy principal's office
  10/07/13
gorilla is a HIGHLY INTELLIGENT ape. it would realize the ga...
beady-eyed emerald whorehouse clown
  10/07/13
eh. not really. the gorilla is the loser here by a long sho...
deranged coldplay fan native
  10/07/13
that's exactly what would happen
beady-eyed emerald whorehouse clown
  10/07/13
CR. the gorilla is the only one capable of utilizing things ...
aphrodisiac therapy principal's office
  10/07/13
Unless a runt, grizzly would PWN, even if tiger and gorilla ...
blue university
  10/07/13
bizarre bear trolling going on here...
deranged coldplay fan native
  10/07/13
cr chicagoans
titillating bistre gas station
  10/07/13
That show that did all the hypotheticals based on scientific...
Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop
  10/07/13
Grizzlies fuck up er'thing in their path except bullets
blue university
  10/07/13
CR. I'm the biggest grizzly troll on the web.
Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop
  10/07/13
I saw a majestic grizzly in the Tetons and in Glacier and De...
blue university
  10/07/13
VS 200 MIKE TYSON CLONES
erotic histrionic gaping
  10/07/13
Bear.
Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop
  10/07/13
pretty much only god has power over tigers http://www.daily...
titillating bistre gas station
  10/07/13
Grizzly is the only one who doesn't register fear as an emot...
blue university
  10/07/13
But the tiger is about the same size and much more nimble. T...
Obsidian spot idiot
  10/07/13
Tiger is not the same size. Half the size.
blue university
  10/07/13
? bengals can reach 600 lbs
titillating bistre gas station
  10/07/13
Kodiaks aren't grizzlies. Grizzly and bengal males are bo...
Obsidian spot idiot
  10/07/13
the average male grizzly is not 500 pounds. More like 700.
galvanic theater quadroon
  10/07/13
The internet disagrees.
Obsidian spot idiot
  10/07/13
grizzly is surprisingly agile: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Stimulating Apoplectic Gunner
  03/18/15
I don't know all the distinctions in this thread, but I know...
hairraiser dopamine chad
  10/07/13
"We know for a sure the biggest bear dominate the bigge...
Obsidian spot idiot
  10/07/13
P.S. Fuck bears. http://i.imgur.com/0qGAzLV.jpg
Obsidian spot idiot
  10/07/13
underrated
titillating bistre gas station
  10/07/13
An African elephant could kill a Kodiak just by spanking the...
Obsidian spot idiot
  10/07/13
ofs do snakes even pose any threat at all to those huge doo...
titillating bistre gas station
  10/07/13
Kodiak bears are OG gangster ass killing machines
brindle provocative azn
  10/07/13
But they aren't grizzlies. African elephants > Kodiaks
Obsidian spot idiot
  10/07/13
they are like hyper grizzlies that discovered the island of ...
brindle provocative azn
  10/07/13
"Retard strength" lol ty
aphrodisiac therapy principal's office
  10/07/13
Cr on the retard strength, hadn't considered that angle.
Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop
  10/07/13
Would you be afraid of a 20 lb. retard, even one with retard...
Obsidian spot idiot
  10/07/13
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The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation
  11/16/24
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Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
  11/16/24
The bear would thrash the ever loving shit out of both and i...
infuriating cerebral cuckold goyim
  10/07/13
My unassailable analysis conclusively proves otherwise. h...
Obsidian spot idiot
  10/07/13
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The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation
  11/16/24
the hypo is *BENGAL TIGER*, then obvious the bear. if it ...
passionate primrose lay
  10/07/13
Nonsense. In the video above, a grizzly runs away from a ...
Obsidian spot idiot
  10/07/13
LOL JUST LOL at all this faggot ass tiger trolling. the bear...
Copper kitty cat
  10/07/13
Indubitably the CR, and a very hilarious image.
Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop
  10/07/13
Da Bears
chartreuse arousing potus pit
  10/07/13
Bears beat the Bengals in week 1.
Onyx irradiated internal respiration sex offender
  10/07/13
Thank god some people came crawling out of the woodwork as t...
Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop
  10/07/13
Brother that is a 180 image
Copper kitty cat
  10/07/13
We should all be envious of our ursine brothers, they are tr...
Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop
  10/07/13
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talented dull set
  10/07/13
They had to swap in Kodiaks (i.e., non-grizzlies) because th...
Obsidian spot idiot
  10/07/13
grizzly bear would destroy both at the same time
galvanic theater quadroon
  10/07/13
SO WE HAVE A WINNER: GRIZZLY.
talented dull set
  10/07/13
By which you mean tiger.
Obsidian spot idiot
  10/08/13
Here is a video of a gorilla pwning a grizzly http://www....
supple free-loading stag film halford
  10/07/13
Top five ever YouTubes.
Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop
  10/07/13
Cat vs. Ferrari http://i.imgur.com/KCRxmnR.jpg
Obsidian spot idiot
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titillating bistre gas station
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talented dull set
  12/09/14
grizzly bear definitely has the best albums, but tbh i haven...
comical brethren chapel
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Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
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maine is 180
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talented dull set
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Team up and kill their captors
transparent heady sanctuary becky
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maine is 180
  11/16/24
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talented dull set
  12/07/21
Grizzly wins easily Better hypo if Siberian Tiger instead...
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  11/16/24


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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:35 AM
Author: talented dull set

Assume they are all in their prime. Assume they all want to kill each other. Assume a football field arena that is enclosed.

Who is left standing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184321)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)

Loco that I poasted this over a decade ago. Time is flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#48346619)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:37 AM
Author: transparent heady sanctuary becky

Depends in a three way fight where there's a wild card. In a three way fight I think any of them of could win. I think the grizzly and silverback are favored.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184335)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:39 AM
Author: Bateful Spruce Point

Bears hate gorillas so they will tire each other out, allowing the tiger to finish off the survivor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184351)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:41 AM
Author: titillating bistre gas station

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184374)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:43 AM
Author: talented dull set

Explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184385)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:40 AM
Author: talented dull set

Is the Gorilla the weakest candidate of the three? No claws...and it's teeth are a joke compared to the tiger and bear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184364)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#48346630)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:43 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle turquoise death wish community account

Grizzly will win in an arena because of its sheer strength and claws.

Tiger will win in nature because of its agility, climbing ability, and speed.

Gorilla gets pwned in all situations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184389)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:48 AM
Author: titillating bistre gas station

tiger also pwns in battle at sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184423)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: transparent heady sanctuary becky

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184473)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:57 AM
Author: titillating bistre gas station

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/tigerDM2805_468x472.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184489)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:19 AM
Author: Internet-worthy pozpig sweet tailpipe

That tiger's face reminds me of Samara from The Ring after her hair lifts and reveals her face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184610)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:10 PM
Author: supple free-loading stag film halford

I would think a grizzly would still be a stronger swimmer than a tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24186099)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: Bateful Spruce Point

Grizzly would win if the battle was on some elevated surface, because tigers and bears don't handle heights well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184461)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop

Tiger could literally do fuck all to actually hurt a fully-grown Kodiak Grizzly (I'm assuming we're going to talk alpha dog Grizzlies), and the grizzly could snap a tiger's spine with one good swat. Assuming it was motivated to do so, the grizzly would win quite comfortably against either.

There are documented cases of North American bear baiting from the 18th century in which grizzlies killed multiple african lions. There used to be a website with some old diary entries describing it or something, but it's been taken down and I can't find it anywhere else.

Think of it this way: it takes multiple lions to take down an African water buffalo. A large grizzly can kill a full-grown bison on its own, if properly motivated, and can break a caribou's back with a well-placed swat.

See this for alpha grizzly catching a fucking massive caribou by the antlers and wrestling it to the ground. Don't think tiger would stand a chance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocyJenrpVuI



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184531)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:06 AM
Author: deranged coldplay fan native

tigers are bigger and stronger than lions. you keep talking about lions but you're fighting the hypo. tigers. not lions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184539)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop

Siberian tigers regularly lost to african lions in staged fights in Korea up until the '60's. Because it wasn't interesting, Bengal tigers were introduced, and they regularly beat the lions. But it was still a fight.

I really don't think it would make that much of a difference. Bears have greater bite strength than Bengals, are way stronger, have longer claws, are just as mobile (see the video I attached), have a ridiculously thick impenetrable hide, and absurd bone density that makes their limbs like fucking lead pipes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184567)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: blue university

(Wildlife biologist here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184599)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:18 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184605)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:58 AM
Author: red national travel guidebook

sometimes xoxo is still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184930)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:06 AM
Author: sooty temple

lol @ "kodiak grizzly"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184540)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:13 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop

You wouldn't if it was standing next to you...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184578)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: titillating bistre gas station

LMAO

tigers eat lions for lunch. lions are bitchmade compared to tigers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184557)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:19 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop

No u. I will not stand for this discrediting of the Grizzly bear's ferocity and prowess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184611)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: appetizing fanboi cruise ship

that's like a two wow druids fighting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184933)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24185027)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: talented dull set

Couldn't a punch by a gorilla really fuck the tiger up? If it was to the head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184467)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:57 AM
Author: erotic histrionic gaping

they're underestimating this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184486)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:56 AM
Author: Obsidian spot idiot

Tiger by a long shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184483)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Obsidian spot idiot

The bengal tiger will weigh about 500 lbs, the gorilla 350 lbs, and the grizzly 500 lbs.

None of the animals has a lot of endurance.

The tiger is really fucking patient and doesn't attack until it has a clear shot. The tiger can also run the fastest, jump the highest, and jump the farthest. It's also easily the most nimble.

The bear and tiger both have teeth and claws. The gorilla has teeth and thumbs.

The impetuous clumsy ass gorilla would attack the bear. It doesn't matter who wins. The tiger would destroy the one left standing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184581)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: deranged coldplay fan native

this is how i see it playing out too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184587)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop

Kodiaks are over a 1000 fucking pounds, and have been weighed in the wild at over 1400. People are significantly underestimating what kind of monsters we're talking here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184592)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: Obsidian spot idiot

Kodiaks aren't regular grizzlies.

I was using typical sizes for males.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184596)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop

Why would we give a shit about regular grizzlies? Lions killed Siberians on the reg in staged fights, but we're assuming Bengals since they were the tougher competitor.

BTW, I love the passion animal fights arouse on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184602)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Obsidian spot idiot

Stop fighting the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184620)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop

No u.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184622)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: titillating bistre gas station

there is not a cat mfe biologist alive who would take a healthy, prime, full grown lion over his tiger equivalent or even think it close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184633)



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Date: March 18th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: lime karate



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:01 AM
Author: transparent heady sanctuary becky

Take it back. Grizzly would pwn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yti2UY5D0zw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184511)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: Obsidian spot idiot

That bear ran away from a 150 lb. cat.

The bengal tiger would be 3 to 4 times that size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184595)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac therapy principal's office

Seems like the bear was just being a noble alpha bro and respecting the cat for being a 180 parent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24186182)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: beady-eyed emerald whorehouse clown

gorilla is a HIGHLY INTELLIGENT ape. it would realize the game, pinch the bears ass and pretend it was the tiger, and KO the bear with an uppercut after the bear wasted all its energy murdering the tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184547)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: deranged coldplay fan native

eh. not really. the gorilla is the loser here by a long shot. its only hope is that the bear and tiger fight eachother first and let it finish the wounded victor off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184559)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed emerald whorehouse clown

that's exactly what would happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184588)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac therapy principal's office

CR. the gorilla is the only one capable of utilizing things as weapons. It could rip out some stadium seats and use it as a club/shield.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24186159)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: blue university

Unless a runt, grizzly would PWN, even if tiger and gorilla were friend and ganged up. He would outweight both of them together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184554)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: deranged coldplay fan native

bizarre bear trolling going on here...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184572)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: titillating bistre gas station

cr

chicagoans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184575)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop

That show that did all the hypotheticals based on scientific comparisons of different factors found that the Grizzly bear would alpha style on all, including salt-water crocodiles in very shallow water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184586)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:19 AM
Author: blue university

Grizzlies fuck up er'thing in their path except bullets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184609)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop

CR. I'm the biggest grizzly troll on the web.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184617)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: blue university

I saw a majestic grizzly in the Tetons and in Glacier and Denali. The one in Denali forced a full grown bull moose to literally shit himself and run away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184640)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: erotic histrionic gaping

VS 200 MIKE TYSON CLONES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184560)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop

Bear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24185382)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: titillating bistre gas station

pretty much only god has power over tigers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2357873/5-hunters-stuck-tree-4-days-tigers-prowling-One-man-eaten.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184584)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:27 AM
Author: blue university

Grizzly is the only one who doesn't register fear as an emotion, at all. Literally afraid of nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184647)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:30 AM
Author: Obsidian spot idiot

But the tiger is about the same size and much more nimble. Tiger hops on the grizzly's back. Game over for grizzly.

The only way the grizzly fans make their animal win is by changing from a regular grizzly to a Kodiak, which isn't a grizzly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184654)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:31 AM
Author: blue university

Tiger is not the same size. Half the size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184661)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:32 AM
Author: titillating bistre gas station

?

bengals can reach 600 lbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184669)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: Obsidian spot idiot

Kodiaks aren't grizzlies.

Grizzly and bengal males are both about 500 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184675)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:24 AM
Author: galvanic theater quadroon

the average male grizzly is not 500 pounds. More like 700.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24185506)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Obsidian spot idiot

The internet disagrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24186620)



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Date: March 18th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Stimulating Apoplectic Gunner

grizzly is surprisingly agile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY7Xmt4HzV0&t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#27510254)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: hairraiser dopamine chad

I don't know all the distinctions in this thread, but I know when they used to have bears fight tigers and lions in Alaska in the old days the bears would kill them easily.

They'd swat the cat with one swipe and crush their skull. Perhaps people in this thread are saying that the biggest tiger could kill a medium sized bear - but who gives a fuck.

We know for a sure the biggest bear dominate the biggest cat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184677)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Obsidian spot idiot

"We know for a sure the biggest bear dominate the biggest cat."

Probably.

Big male bears (polar and Kodiak) are much bigger (1,400 to 1,500 lbs) than the big male cats (bengal and Siberian) (~600 lbs).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184721)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Obsidian spot idiot

P.S. Fuck bears.

http://i.imgur.com/0qGAzLV.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184744)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: titillating bistre gas station

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184772)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:01 AM
Author: Obsidian spot idiot

An African elephant could kill a Kodiak just by spanking the bear with its trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184787)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:05 AM
Author: titillating bistre gas station

ofs

do snakes even pose any threat at all to those huge doods?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184803)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:52 AM
Author: brindle provocative azn

Kodiak bears are OG gangster ass killing machines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184757)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Obsidian spot idiot

But they aren't grizzlies.

African elephants > Kodiaks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184762)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: brindle provocative azn

they are like hyper grizzlies that discovered the island of the fattiest most nutritious salmon then became mega inbred so now they are huge and have retard strength

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24186102)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac therapy principal's office

"Retard strength" lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24186165)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop

Cr on the retard strength, hadn't considered that angle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24186174)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:23 PM
Author: Obsidian spot idiot

Would you be afraid of a 20 lb. retard, even one with retard strength?

An African elephant would be about 10 times the mass of the Kodiak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24186496)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#48346631)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#48346644)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: infuriating cerebral cuckold goyim

The bear would thrash the ever loving shit out of both and it's no even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184818)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Obsidian spot idiot

My unassailable analysis conclusively proves otherwise.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2#24184581

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184848)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#48346633)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: passionate primrose lay

the hypo is *BENGAL TIGER*, then obvious the bear.

if it were SIBERIAN TIGER, then it would be closer. i would have to think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184883)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Obsidian spot idiot

Nonsense.

In the video above, a grizzly runs away from a much smaller cougar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184923)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:22 AM
Author: Copper kitty cat

LOL JUST LOL at all this faggot ass tiger trolling. the bear would be using the tiger's skull as a chalice by the end of the evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24184962)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 6:48 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop

Indubitably the CR, and a very hilarious image.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24185231)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 4:55 AM
Author: chartreuse arousing potus pit

Da Bears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24185084)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 6:15 AM
Author: Onyx irradiated internal respiration sex offender

Bears beat the Bengals in week 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24185170)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 6:51 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop

Thank god some people came crawling out of the woodwork as the night wore on. I thought xo was solidly a bear board, but I was starting to wonder with all the tiger trolling that was going on.

Nothing better than a chill bear bro walking around on two legs, snacking on berries, snatching salmon out of rivers, and napping whenever and wherever he wants. All with the quiet confidence that, if he has to, he'll get to crushing big cat skulls with impunity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24185242)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:04 AM
Author: Copper kitty cat

Brother that is a 180 image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24185374)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop

We should all be envious of our ursine brothers, they are truly living the life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24185381)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:23 AM
Author: talented dull set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24185503)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: Obsidian spot idiot

They had to swap in Kodiaks (i.e., non-grizzlies) because they know grizzlies are pussies.

Further evidence: The YouTube video above shows a grizzly running from a much smaller cougar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24186504)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: galvanic theater quadroon

grizzly bear would destroy both at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24185499)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:09 PM
Author: talented dull set

SO WE HAVE A WINNER: GRIZZLY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24186096)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Obsidian spot idiot

By which you mean tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24191222)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: supple free-loading stag film halford

Here is a video of a gorilla pwning a grizzly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVAP5qWnBek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24186113)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Boltzmann Dog Poop

Top five ever YouTubes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24186120)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: Obsidian spot idiot

Cat vs. Ferrari

http://i.imgur.com/KCRxmnR.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24186486)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: titillating bistre gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#24186580)



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Date: December 9th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: talented dull set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#26890903)



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Date: December 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: comical brethren chapel

grizzly bear definitely has the best albums, but tbh i haven't heard the other two's work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#26891156)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#48346625)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: maine is 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#48346645)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: talented dull set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#27510032)



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Date: February 7th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: talented dull set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#29773940)



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Date: February 7th, 2016 4:54 PM
Author: Charismatic Crotch Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#29774011)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:22 AM
Author: talented dull set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#42447184)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: Wonderful hall toilet seat

This has been a fecund area for content creation here for many years, my friend. It's in the foundational code of the bort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#42447204)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: talented dull set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#42447205)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:07 PM
Author: talented dull set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#42450469)



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Date: September 19th, 2021 12:36 PM
Author: talented dull set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#43141053)



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Date: September 19th, 2021 12:45 PM
Author: transparent heady sanctuary becky

Team up and kill their captors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#43141095)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: maine is 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#48346646)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:16 PM
Author: talented dull set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#43575653)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)

Grizzly wins easily

Better hypo if Siberian Tiger instead of Bengal, but it wouldn't matter I think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#48346629)