your future wife's eyes spinning around like an odometer as chad racks up miles
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Date: June 12th, 2017 5:43 PM Author: Impressive Carnelian Den
Responding to ragnuss here to avoid breaking up the glorious line of first thread level responses:
I believe the thread was intended as a both metaphor and a simile. Chad "racking up miles" refers to him taking your future wife for a drive by pounding her out. The pounding out literally causes her eyes to spin, like an odometer, calling back to the original metaphor. The thread was constructed brilliantly to work on multiple levels.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3644961&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5231527",#33538347) |
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