Date: May 14th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)
Trevor thinks being a nice respectful guy is what it takes to do well with women. After all, that’s what his parents told him. He spends $250 on nice dinner first dates, totally respectful, great conversations, makes them laugh. But they then send the same texts every time: how they enjoyed the date but didn’t feel a romantic spark & sees him as a friend.
Confused, Trevor goes on X & begins research. He discovers the holy teachings of Westside LA Guy, Murray Hill Guy, Nuclear Caudillo, Dallas Ft Worth Playboy, & others. Their teachings are counter intuitive, dare he say heretical, reminiscent of Jesus circa 30 AD. His female friends (i.e. girls who would never fuck him) are repulsed by them & tells Trevor they’re bad people who hate women!
Trevor actually ignores them. After all, women’s advice never helped him actually get the women he desired. He begins to looksmaxx, loses body fat, gets ripped, improves his hair & skin. Takes new pics for his app profile, changes his texting & communication style. On first dates, just casual drinks. No more boring interview questions, trying to learn about her hopes & dreams. Like bro, who gives a fuck that the blonde with big fake tits is excited about her new influencer marketing job paying $60K/year.
Shockingly, Trevor sees concrete results. It’s slow at first but he gets more first date sex than the HR text. Girls respond differently to him. His confidence skyrockets due to these results. He’s the same person but girls now love his eccentric personality & humor. Hmmm funny how that works.
Trevor feels betrayed by the countless women who lied to him all these years about what women TRULY desire. Alas, he was duped. But he’s on the right track now due to the teachings of these great men he found on X.
Imagine if Elon never bought X. Yowza! The feminists & shitlibs would have banned their accounts, filed lawsuits against them, & put them in re-education camps where they’re forced to listen to Taylor Swift 24/7 & write on the blackboard, “there’s no good men; the men need to step up and treat women like Queens!”
But thankfully the world moves forward due to courageous wise men. Trevor breathes a sigh of relief, puts his phone down, and climbs into bed with his latest date.
She sees his phone and asks, “uh why the fuck are you reading Westside LA Guy on X”?
https://x.com/WestsideLAGuy/status/2054608354266501631?s=20
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866588&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5296615#49885173)