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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Shimmering painfully honest ratface

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Swollen fortuitous meteor

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: hairraiser den



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum

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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: adventurous hell



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: contagious market cuckold

Sounds like you are fucked bro

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Shimmering painfully honest ratface

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: contagious market cuckold

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Shimmering painfully honest ratface

i considered that but i dont think so.

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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Twisted titillating church building giraffe



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: vigorous mustard school

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: territorial meetinghouse cuckoldry

That poztartar

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Shimmering painfully honest ratface

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: vigorous mustard school

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Shimmering painfully honest ratface

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: vigorous mustard school

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac voyeur casino

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: adventurous hell



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Bearded Nursing Home Blood Rage

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: shivering self-absorbed toaster theater stage

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Mauve House Party Of The First Part

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Swollen fortuitous meteor

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: shivering self-absorbed toaster theater stage



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: aggressive lettuce

the people on this site are deranged

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Swollen fortuitous meteor

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Shimmering painfully honest ratface

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: naked ape



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Vibrant copper national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Cerebral Very Tactful Indian Lodge

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074871)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Azure depressive

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: vigorous mustard school

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac voyeur casino

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: hyperventilating partner

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Shimmering painfully honest ratface

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac voyeur casino

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Azure depressive

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Shimmering painfully honest ratface

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Azure depressive

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Cerebral Very Tactful Indian Lodge

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac voyeur casino

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Azure depressive

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac voyeur casino

LOL

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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: hyperventilating partner

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac voyeur casino

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Heady School Cafeteria

lmao. Please link if you can

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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Azure depressive



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Author: aphrodisiac voyeur casino

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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: exhilarant university

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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Heady School Cafeteria



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: exhilarant university

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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Twinkling big box office love of her life

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac voyeur casino

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Thriller garrison old irish cottage

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac voyeur casino

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: hyperventilating partner

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac voyeur casino

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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: comical useless brakes

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Azure depressive

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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Heady School Cafeteria



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: exhilarant university



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: frozen stead



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: mildly autistic state main people

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: turquoise haunting kitchen dopamine

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: vermilion toilet seat hairy legs

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: vigorous mustard school

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Bearded carmine doctorate

Alcoholic?

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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: diverse base mexican

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Azure depressive

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: hyperventilating partner



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: hyperventilating partner

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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: pearl curious sanctuary gay wizard

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: wild pea-brained hominid

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: vigorous mustard school

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: wild pea-brained hominid

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: hyperventilating partner

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: pearl curious sanctuary gay wizard

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31094686)



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Author: exhilarant university

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Author: mind-boggling forum

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Jet brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Exciting Gaped Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Hot Razzmatazz Reading Party Sound Barrier



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: hyperventilating partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Jet brunch



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Exciting Gaped Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: hyperventilating partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: filthy dashing tanning salon

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Exciting Gaped Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: diverse base mexican



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: histrionic alcoholic cruise ship prole

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: swashbuckling umber turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Onyx charismatic stage

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Onyx charismatic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Orange wonderful azn piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: concupiscible heaven masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Exciting Gaped Orchestra Pit



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Misunderstood site legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Sooty Anal Home



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: lemon boyish institution sex offender

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: saffron mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: avocado laughsome tattoo



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: lemon boyish institution sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: lemon boyish institution sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Slimy lascivious crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: saffron mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: impertinent bat shit crazy half-breed

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Shimmering painfully honest ratface

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: awkward set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Irradiated dull hall selfie

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: rose cracking theater kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling umber turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: swashbuckling umber turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Sooty Anal Home

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: diverse base mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: peach windowlicker parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Salmon Vivacious Dilemma Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded senate

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling umber turdskin

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: spectacular pink station mad cow disease

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: supple range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Exciting Gaped Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Exciting Gaped Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: supple range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Obsidian office

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Stimulating famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Carnelian mischievous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Wine Lodge Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Hot Razzmatazz Reading Party Sound Barrier



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Misunderstood site legend

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: frisky trust fund

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: supple range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Maroon vengeful cumskin jap



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Exciting Gaped Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Maroon vengeful cumskin jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: chartreuse glittery jewess scourge upon the earth

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: talking multi-billionaire athletic conference

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Razzle space

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Godawful talented ticket booth roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Flushed bonkers church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Razzle space

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Flushed bonkers church

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Razzle space

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Razzle space

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: rose cracking theater kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: stirring theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Exciting Gaped Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Floppy ceo death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: splenetic indigo stain stock car

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Mint nighttime idea he suggested milk

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: bipolar alcoholic factory reset button foreskin



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: butt cheeks (🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: AutoAdmit Historian

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: 45 & 47 (jacked up and good to go)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: borders (retired)

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#48348661)