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A Selected History of the Family Rudolph

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizi...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "t...
Stirring Theater Stage Gay Wizard
  12/03/13
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Talented Whorehouse
  12/03/13
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aquamarine piazza karate
  10/06/19
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jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
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sticky boistinker
  10/19/21
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aquamarine piazza karate
  10/02/24
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jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
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331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the ...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
...
fragrant property
  09/17/15
underrated
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
lol damn how have I never seen this thread
Balding box office alpha
  11/03/20
fucking same, this is gold
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO...
Balding box office alpha
  11/03/20
Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since t...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few y...
charismatic liquid oxygen
  11/03/20
Doing the Lord's work, brother
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote ...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  11/03/20
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concupiscible cream ladyboy
  08/08/22
33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Ag...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.
Pink step-uncle's house
  12/03/13
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aquamarine piazza karate
  03/25/17
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sticky boistinker
  10/19/21
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disrespectful spectacular ape ratface
  12/03/13
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fragrant property
  09/17/15
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Impressive fortuitous meteor
  12/03/13
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Saffron Impertinent Ceo
  12/03/13
fucking genius
swashbuckling pit international law enforcement agency
  12/03/13
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pearly kitty
  12/04/13
180
Razzmatazz Lay
  12/06/13
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Odious filthy headpube
  07/06/14
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Exciting tank church building
  10/16/14
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Awkward 180 incel school cafeteria
  11/13/14
18000000
ruddy talking space
  01/13/15
gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.
rose blathering sex offender
  01/13/15
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fragrant property
  09/17/15
...
Infuriating spruce jewess stead
  02/28/16
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fighting hall wagecucks
  12/14/16
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aquamarine piazza karate
  03/25/17
Lol
Bright big location hunting ground
  03/25/17
...
Pink step-uncle's house
  04/16/17
easter bump
aquamarine piazza karate
  04/16/17
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Yapping Nowag Church
  04/16/17
still fucking lol at this
aquamarine piazza karate
  05/31/17
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wild temple quadroon
  10/10/17
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vibrant gas station philosopher-king
  11/28/17
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aquamarine piazza karate
  12/16/17
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aquamarine piazza karate
  08/16/18
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pale crotch bawdyhouse
  04/21/19
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Yapping Nowag Church
  04/21/19
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aquamarine piazza karate
  04/21/19
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aquamarine piazza karate
  05/12/19
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aquamarine piazza karate
  05/24/19
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aquamarine piazza karate
  10/03/19
lmfao this one is killing me
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
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grizzly house goal in life
  03/15/22
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aquamarine piazza karate
  09/06/24
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aquamarine piazza karate
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999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emp...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan R...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
...
cracking crusty mexican
  12/04/13
February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audi...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother
thriller theatre
  12/03/13
...
Exciting tank church building
  08/05/15
laughed all morning thinking about this
Startled violet indian lodge queen of the night
  08/25/15
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smoky seedy senate
  11/28/17
...
ebony private investor
  12/15/17
...
aquamarine piazza karate
  03/06/20
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disa...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
lmao idk how this one was so overlooked
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably bef...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
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...
aquamarine piazza karate
  03/25/17
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jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
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October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columni...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
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September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the...
Stirring Theater Stage Gay Wizard
  12/03/13
...
effete corn cake ticket booth
  11/02/16
...
lake hominid selfie
  03/25/17
May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Fr...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
lolololol
Copper plaza
  12/03/13
180!!
Bat shit crazy henna friendly grandma
  12/03/13
LOLOLOLOL
Adulterous Nighttime Den Turdskin
  12/05/13
...
lake hominid selfie
  03/25/17
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
This is fucking genius brother. 180
Pink step-uncle's house
  12/03/13
...
Copper plaza
  12/03/13
...
Bat shit crazy henna friendly grandma
  12/03/13
...
massive hot resort love of her life
  12/03/13
...
cheese-eating native prole
  12/03/13
...
Razzle-dazzle Doobsian Tanning Salon Stock Car
  12/03/13
...
Impressive fortuitous meteor
  12/03/13
...
walnut sinister codepig
  12/03/13
this is very good.
dull passionate forum reading party
  12/03/13
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Medicated Site Becky
  07/30/14
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the as...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
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...
fragrant property
  09/17/15
...
aquamarine piazza karate
  06/05/19
...
aquamarine piazza karate
  10/02/24
do more please
Supple Sexy Internal Respiration Shrine
  12/03/13
1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie ...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial kill...
chrome appetizing home
  12/03/13
pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  12/03/13
this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely und...
Copper plaza
  12/03/13
...
swashbuckling pit international law enforcement agency
  12/03/13
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orchid excitant theater factory reset button
  08/29/14
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pale crotch bawdyhouse
  04/03/15
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aquamarine piazza karate
  04/16/17
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
wholly shit lmfao
Nudist Bateful Dilemma
  12/03/13
*slow clap*
amber soul-stirring mood rehab
  12/03/13
...
rebellious bearded area
  12/03/13
November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees Presiden...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
...
cyan fanboi
  12/03/13
jfc
fragrant property
  09/17/15
no, jfk
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  07/19/20
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
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...
Painfully honest twisted affirmative action trust fund
  02/19/23
...
aquamarine piazza karate
  03/25/17
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Misunderstood thirsty parlour dragon
  03/29/20
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
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November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinv...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
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Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new cu...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
...
Trip Lavender Idiot Stage
  12/03/13
...
cracking crusty mexican
  12/04/13
July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the I...
walnut sinister codepig
  12/03/13
...
Exciting tank church building
  08/06/15
God help me I lol'd
fragrant property
  09/17/15
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
Florida, 1986: After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas...
swashbuckling pit international law enforcement agency
  12/03/13
September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat...
angry obsidian hospital volcanic crater
  12/03/13
...
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  12/03/13
April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat ...
walnut sinister codepig
  12/03/13
subtle
Copper plaza
  08/29/14
bunch of fucklaws here
walnut sinister codepig
  10/16/14
Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians
fragrant property
  09/17/15
...
tan coldplay fan
  09/17/15
oh man
effete corn cake ticket booth
  11/02/16
...
lake hominid selfie
  03/25/17
...
Trip Lavender Idiot Stage
  11/03/20
...
Saffron Impertinent Ceo
  12/03/13
180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread
vigorous rough-skinned business firm
  12/03/13
...
swashbuckling pit international law enforcement agency
  12/03/13
...
aquamarine piazza karate
  03/25/17
One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've eve...
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  12/03/13
...
aquamarine piazza karate
  03/27/17
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous sh...
chrome appetizing home
  12/03/13
Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone alread...
Stirring Theater Stage Gay Wizard
  12/03/13
I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, ...
chrome appetizing home
  12/03/13
...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the...
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  12/03/13
ty bro.
chrome appetizing home
  12/03/13
...
Copper plaza
  12/03/13
180
Stimulating puppy
  12/04/13
...
Beady-eyed Rigor
  12/12/13
...
orchid excitant theater factory reset button
  08/29/14
79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the nigh...
pearly kitty
  12/03/13
...
Trip Lavender Idiot Stage
  12/03/13
LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded scht...
chrome appetizing home
  12/03/13
...
Copper plaza
  12/03/13
...
fragrant property
  09/17/15
...
Flushed Anal Public Bath
  07/31/20
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
...
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  12/03/13
...
Copper plaza
  12/03/13
...
Silver antidepressant drug
  12/05/13
Underrated
fragrant property
  09/17/15
Criminally underratted
aquamarine piazza karate
  03/25/17
...
Bright big location hunting ground
  03/25/17
...
Copper plaza
  03/25/17
...
Primrose pea-brained locale
  02/08/18
...
aquamarine piazza karate
  03/06/20
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
...
Low-t boltzmann
  10/19/21
...
Low-t boltzmann
  03/15/22
...
Low-t boltzmann
  11/19/22
April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Ma...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
180
Electric locus
  07/06/14
...
sick casino
  08/14/20
audibly laughing at this
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of K...
mewling cerebral hissy fit institution
  12/03/13
Did you mean 2001 bro?
chrome appetizing home
  12/03/13
lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all...
mewling cerebral hissy fit institution
  12/03/13
4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list ...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
...
fragrant property
  09/17/15
...
lake hominid selfie
  03/25/17
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
...
dashing windowlicker spot
  12/03/13
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=6...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine bett...
dashing windowlicker spot
  12/03/13
How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it
dashing windowlicker spot
  12/03/13
fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rud...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution
dashing windowlicker spot
  12/03/13
Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865 Gustus Rudolphe, displea...
swashbuckling pit international law enforcement agency
  12/03/13
March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob"...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
...
fragrant property
  09/17/15
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
...
aquamarine piazza karate
  10/02/24
November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.
chrome appetizing home
  12/03/13
...
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  12/21/13
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-ye...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
...
pearly kitty
  12/03/13
180
mind-boggling garnet associate
  06/07/14
...
cocky puce national
  11/13/14
...
Flushed Anal Public Bath
  07/31/20
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
...
Trip Lavender Idiot Stage
  11/03/20
July 11, 1995 Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his ...
Copper plaza
  12/03/13
...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  01/13/15
...
lake hominid selfie
  03/25/17
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot w...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
...
fragrant property
  09/17/15
...
aquamarine piazza karate
  05/09/20
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port ...
Copper plaza
  12/03/13
Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: ra...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission...
Adulterous Nighttime Den Turdskin
  12/05/13
...
lake hominid selfie
  03/25/17
1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenb...
lemon irradiated parlor mad cow disease
  12/03/13
*puts gun in mouth*
fragrant property
  09/17/15
this thread is overrated.
Stubborn immigrant
  12/03/13
(owl doodolph)
Copper plaza
  12/03/13
...
Stimulating puppy
  12/04/13
...
vigorous rough-skinned business firm
  12/04/13
lol
fragrant property
  09/17/15
cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk
Deranged trailer park gunner
  12/04/13
BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND CO...
Boyish school
  12/06/13
Plz bring back this schtick
Electric locus
  07/06/14
...
Curious laser beams state
  01/13/15
...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  11/16/16
reddit-style crap
Buff Set Sandwich
  03/27/17
wrong
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and sh...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/04/13
...
cyan fanboi
  12/05/13
...
lake hominid selfie
  03/25/17
1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders &q...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/04/13
...
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  12/04/13
i'm dying
white son of senegal
  12/05/13
this might be my all time favorite
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  12/05/13
I think so too
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
...
vigorous rough-skinned business firm
  12/11/13
...
cocky puce national
  11/13/14
...
lake hominid selfie
  03/25/17
...
aquamarine piazza karate
  03/06/20
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Siou...
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  12/04/13
...
fragrant property
  09/17/15
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
Benghazi: September 11th, 2012 Diplomatic Attache, Kyle B...
swashbuckling pit international law enforcement agency
  12/04/13
May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, rela...
Bearded lascivious really tough guy menage
  12/04/13
lol
Copper plaza
  12/04/13
...
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  12/04/13
September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a...
arrogant very tactful gaping orchestra pit
  12/04/13
November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/L...
lime laughsome coffee pot new version
  12/04/13
...
Talented Whorehouse
  04/20/14
lol
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  11/28/17
...
smoky seedy senate
  11/28/17
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners...
Low-t boltzmann
  03/15/22
...
haunting high-end base nibblets
  03/09/23
1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that &qu...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/05/13
jfc
fragrant property
  09/17/15
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginia...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/05/13
lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done
vigorous rough-skinned business firm
  12/11/13
lmao 180
ebony private investor
  12/15/17
...
aquamarine piazza karate
  06/05/19
LMAO
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator re...
Crimson hideous address
  12/05/13
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
...
haunting high-end base nibblets
  03/09/23
April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe ...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/05/13
...
lake hominid selfie
  03/25/17
June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Arm&e...
Black french mother heaven
  12/05/13
73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/05/13
October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolp...
Copper plaza
  12/05/13
Lol at model TTT.
Crimson hideous address
  12/05/13
literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that
aquamarine piazza karate
  03/25/17
nice
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  12/05/13
...
comical giraffe
  03/25/17
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/05/13
180
Pink step-uncle's house
  12/05/13
1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, p...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/05/13
180
Pink step-uncle's house
  12/05/13
...
Swollen nofapping library police squad
  04/03/15
LOOOOOOOOL
aquamarine piazza karate
  03/27/17
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Ler...
Contagious abode juggernaut
  12/05/13
...
fragrant property
  09/17/15
August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Ran...
vivacious organic girlfriend
  12/05/13
No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.
wonderful violent sweet tailpipe people who are hurt
  10/19/21
1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons an...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/05/13
180
Pink step-uncle's house
  12/05/13
1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblaz...
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  12/05/13
...
swashbuckling pit international law enforcement agency
  12/05/13
...
Copper plaza
  12/11/13
...
chrome appetizing home
  12/12/13
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...
swashbuckling pit international law enforcement agency
  12/05/13
freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of threa...
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  12/05/13
April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John...
Impressive fortuitous meteor
  12/05/13
...
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  12/05/13
i loved this one
Bat-shit-crazy turquoise sneaky criminal
  12/06/13
ty brother
Impressive fortuitous meteor
  12/11/13
180
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  06/03/14
...
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to th...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/05/13
180
Pink step-uncle's house
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1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg ro...
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180 Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civi...
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  12/11/13
really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i lo...
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Excellent.
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praise from Caesar. ty, brother.
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1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph ta...
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  12/05/13
Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mar...
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  12/05/13
lol
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Best in class
Impressive fortuitous meteor
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Copper plaza
  12/11/13
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orchid excitant theater factory reset button
  08/29/14
I lol'd
fragrant property
  09/17/15
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fighting hall wagecucks
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comical giraffe
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lake hominid selfie
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From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com To: boardadmin@princeto...
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Copper plaza
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Sepia Field Skinny Woman
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April 7, 1952 Attn: Philip B. Perelman Listen, Phil, s...
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Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Taka...
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1996: somewhere in North Carolina After finishing his mas...
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Copper plaza
  12/11/13
Criminally underrated
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comical giraffe
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August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousi...
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1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally H...
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  12/05/13
180 for collard greens
Trip Lavender Idiot Stage
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1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for th...
Olive Market Half-breed
  12/05/13
...
dark roast beef meetinghouse
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1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighb...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
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206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Be...
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R O F L
Pink step-uncle's house
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180
Trip Lavender Idiot Stage
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79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and...
Amethyst stage
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1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of d...
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  12/06/13
1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, ope...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
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1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whis...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/07/13
...
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  12/10/13
The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their...
Judgmental Claret Famous Landscape Painting
  12/10/13
June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore t...
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  12/11/13
(antisemite)
Deranged trailer park gunner
  12/11/13
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April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play...
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Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his frien...
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  12/11/13
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25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at hi...
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  12/11/13
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  12/18/13
1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop tr...
Judgmental Claret Famous Landscape Painting
  12/14/13
399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolp...
mewling cerebral hissy fit institution
  12/18/13
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  04/02/15
1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time...
arousing deep deer antler faggotry
  12/18/13
I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of ...
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  01/26/14
you are such a bitch lol
motley internet-worthy hairy legs
  01/26/14
Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend
fragrant property
  09/17/15
1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancast...
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  04/19/14
...
fragrant property
  09/17/15
2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern,...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  04/19/14
...
fragrant property
  09/17/15
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lake hominid selfie
  03/25/17
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  10/02/24
1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a ....
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  04/19/14
...
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768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to &...
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  04/20/14
lol
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Copper plaza
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597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches...
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180 for 'Reudop'
dark roast beef meetinghouse
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Razzmatazz Lay
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Medicated Site Becky
  06/30/14
July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realizatio...
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...
fragrant property
  09/17/15
...
Medicated Site Becky
  08/16/14
I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.
chrome appetizing home
  08/16/14
TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.
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June 15th 1947 Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru &...
abnormal dingle berry haunted graveyard
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pale crotch bawdyhouse
  10/02/14
Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "T...
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this the shit i like
Salmon Frozen Chapel Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/02/14
August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osa...
Bat shit crazy henna friendly grandma
  10/02/14
August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, inf...
Bat shit crazy henna friendly grandma
  10/02/14
love the sibling angle here.
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  10/02/14
Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudo...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  10/02/14
tcr
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  10/02/14
both are 180
jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sig...
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  10/02/14
nice
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  10/02/14
Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tu...
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  10/02/14
i like "Homo rudolfensis"
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  10/02/14
LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudol...
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  10/02/14
lol, 180.
dark roast beef meetinghouse
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180
Silver antidepressant drug
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180 find
Medicated Site Becky
  10/03/14
180
Hairraiser Avocado Cuck Range
  01/13/15
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Copper plaza
  01/13/15
180 holy shit
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Best "life imitates xo" of all time
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fighting hall wagecucks
  12/14/16
180 simglitch
comical giraffe
  03/25/17
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180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed
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  07/31/20
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Flushed Anal Public Bath
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  03/09/21
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  03/15/22
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Pink step-uncle's house
  11/08/22
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flatulent office
  02/19/23
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glittery azure hell tattoo
  10/02/24
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  11/03/20
753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban inf...
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  10/02/14
...
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  10/16/14
REALLY underrated
aquamarine piazza karate
  04/16/17
November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing edi...
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  10/03/14
...
Exciting tank church building
  08/06/15
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Medicated Site Becky
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July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, ...
Exciting tank church building
  10/16/14
lol. great moniker, btw.
dark roast beef meetinghouse
  10/16/14
TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.
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  10/16/14
ty, brother.
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2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium w...
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  10/16/14
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  10/16/14
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Pink step-uncle's house
  08/19/16
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comical giraffe
  03/25/17
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  11/03/20
December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turke...
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  12/06/14
lol
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lol again
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lol again
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  11/03/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&am...
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  01/20/21
January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach ...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  01/13/15
I lol'd
fragrant property
  09/17/15
November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John...
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June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor t...
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  01/13/15
...
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  02/10/15
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ungodly garrison knife
  09/17/15
September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas...
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February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carro...
Bat-shit-crazy turquoise sneaky criminal
  02/04/15
...
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  02/10/15
...
Copper plaza
  04/01/15
September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tell...
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  04/02/15
June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified derm...
Bat-shit-crazy turquoise sneaky criminal
  08/05/15
Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!
Pearl Pisswyrm
  08/06/15
August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey...
Pearl Pisswyrm
  08/06/15
okay, I lol'd
fragrant property
  09/17/15
...
Zippy elastic band
  04/03/16
December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by ...
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  08/06/15
...
Pearl Pisswyrm
  08/06/15
1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolp...
Primrose pea-brained locale
  08/07/15
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Pearl Pisswyrm
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November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: TH...
Pearl Pisswyrm
  08/10/15
...
haunting high-end base nibblets
  12/14/16
August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  10/20/15
...
Bat-shit-crazy turquoise sneaky criminal
  10/20/15
cr
Startled violet indian lodge queen of the night
  01/27/16
July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy...
Peach racy crackhouse
  02/28/16
...
Pink step-uncle's house
  04/03/16
...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  09/23/16
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effete corn cake ticket booth
  11/02/16
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pale crotch bawdyhouse
  12/13/16
LMAO 180
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  11/03/20
December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass. Rudolph Hathaway,...
Pink step-uncle's house
  04/03/16
...
effete corn cake ticket booth
  11/02/16
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lake hominid selfie
  03/25/17
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jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
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  09/14/16
New England 27, Houston 0
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chrome appetizing home
  10/21/16
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hilarious partner
  11/03/16
November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jef...
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  11/15/16
November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detro...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
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November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project ch...
Bipolar floppy lodge fat ankles
  12/13/16
180
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maroon pozpig
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  03/25/17
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  11/03/20
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  10/19/21
From: Senator Harry Reidolph To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com ...
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122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for ...
unholy athletic conference
  01/26/17
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  03/16/17
March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveri...
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  03/25/17
this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck shit l...
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  03/25/17
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Copper plaza
  03/25/17
...
chrome appetizing home
  03/27/17
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jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen
  11/03/20
Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE. After months of sporadi...
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...
aquamarine piazza karate
  10/03/19
REDDITALERT
Buff Set Sandwich
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adventurous roommate university
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May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately ...
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  04/15/17
June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), H...
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May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudo...
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  11/28/17
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smoky seedy senate
  11/28/17
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smoky seedy senate
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636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire igno...
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1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is &quo...
ebony private investor
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1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports t...
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1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of R...
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  12/15/17
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1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Mu...
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November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his...
ebony private investor
  12/15/17
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aquamarine piazza karate
  03/29/18
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lake hominid selfie
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May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audib...
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August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband ...
charismatic liquid oxygen
  04/21/19
June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assure...
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  06/03/19
A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.
pale crotch bawdyhouse
  06/03/19
...
aqua marvelous toilet seat
  08/12/19
Still an excellent thread
chrome appetizing home
  10/03/19
well, that kills it
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aquamarine piazza karate
  03/06/20
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ungodly garrison knife
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big-titted stain
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lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymize...
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1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels ...
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charismatic liquid oxygen
  11/03/20
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lake hominid selfie
  12/26/20
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1919: President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisivel...
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  03/10/21
November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States t...
Crimson hideous address
  10/07/21
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Rusted multi-colored pocket flask toaster
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Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 ...
Pearl Pisswyrm
  03/20/22
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Up-to-no-good twinkling uncleanness
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September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success le...
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May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotl...
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January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon...
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aphrodisiac principal's office
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Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to fi...
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Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kik...
aphrodisiac principal's office
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  12/11/22
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  03/09/23
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05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options w...
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  06/22/23
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December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of deri...
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Jan 1, 2024 - Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game predic...
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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizier and first-born son Ra-Dalakh recommends to Pharaoh that the Israelites be made to work longer hours on half rations as punishment, loudly scoffing "what does that faggot Hebrew think his God can possibly do?"

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: Stirring Theater Stage Gay Wizard

759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "the most preftigious" and challenges Romulus: "You like that faggoty Palatine Hill, then why don't you get your ass down here like a man."

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Talented Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24556983)



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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38939066)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41248990)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:05 PM
Author: sticky boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43296915)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:19 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#48155659)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41248991)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the majority of the spring campaign drinking wine with his troops, secure in the knowledge that no dipshit pubescent Macedonian was going to make it across the Nile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24556669)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: fragrant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778183)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41248993)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:10 AM
Author: Balding box office alpha

lol damn how have I never seen this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249049)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen

fucking same, this is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249070)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Balding box office alpha

This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO - there's too many deranged pumo single posts / Rudolph talking amongst himself between 5 pumo alts etc on the front page, maybe it's the election I dunno - even just like 6 months ago I remember logging on and arguing / talking about Civil war in an epic thread one Saturday morning - i could do that on here every day

This thread is brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249108)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen

Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since then -- and it seems that it was already on the downslope. I come back now and again because it is still a unique venue that makes me laugh more than most others, but it's a shell of what it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: charismatic liquid oxygen

I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few years. I make a point of bumping these types of UNESCO World Heritage Threads every now and then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249208)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen

Doing the Lord's work, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249227)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote the first several entries SEVEN YEARS AGO. and even then the bort was on a huge decline from its true glory days of the mid to late 2000s, when there was all sorts of hilarity flowing and much less faggy politicsthreading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41255039)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 3:49 AM
Author: concupiscible cream ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44980568)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Agrippa elects to go out drinking Saturday night with his friends and several whores, reasoning that "it will still be there tomorrow."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24556673)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: Pink step-uncle's house

Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24556840)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32913717)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:10 PM
Author: sticky boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43296944)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:16 AM
Author: disrespectful spectacular ape ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24557500)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: fragrant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778355)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Impressive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24557831)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Saffron Impertinent Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24557848)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit international law enforcement agency

fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24558234)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: pearly kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24566096)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24580497)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Odious filthy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25879472)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Exciting tank church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26527584)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Awkward 180 incel school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26708462)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: ruddy talking space

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27107679)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: rose blathering sex offender

gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27107713)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: fragrant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778185)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Infuriating spruce jewess stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#29936779)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: fighting hall wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32139012)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32913639)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Bright big location hunting ground

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32913678)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Pink step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33086115)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate

easter bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33086552)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Yapping Nowag Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33086601)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate

still fucking lol at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33440137)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: wild temple quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34413602)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: vibrant gas station philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34792488)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34932355)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#36628163)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38119714)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Yapping Nowag Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38119716)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38119743)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38223586)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38282461)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38925616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:01 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen

lmfao this one is killing me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41248983)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: grizzly house goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44156043)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#48056945)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#48155647)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emperor Otto III to taunt the Westphalian monarch, warning him that the Slavic hordes "about to overrun his kingdom" were a certain sign of the events foretold in Revelation and the Second Coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24556692)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan Rudolfo y Garcia decides to jump into the local ollamalitzli game, figuring "win or lose, it will be a good time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24556704)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: cracking crusty mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24569554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audibly sighs in relief, having finally secured his retirement nest egg through the purchase of 16 Bizarden tulip bulbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24556705)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:58 AM
Author: thriller theatre

loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24557286)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 6:02 PM
Author: Exciting tank church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28485897)



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Date: August 25th, 2015 11:11 AM
Author: Startled violet indian lodge queen of the night

laughed all morning thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28621032)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: smoky seedy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34792503)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: ebony private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34928492)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#39707326)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41248998)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disagrees with Lt. Gen. James Longstreet, assuring General Lee that "all our boys have to do is charge right at that there copse of trees."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24556707)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen

lmao idk how this one was so overlooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249024)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably before returning to slumber, assuring his neurotic wife that "this iceberg business will be taken care of by morning."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24556709)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32913689)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249000)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columnist Walt Rudolph predicts a sweep of the Reds, writing "although an influx of dumb money has fallen on Cincinnati in the last couple days, our nine are so clearly the superior base ball team one wonders at the lunacy of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24556711)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Stirring Theater Stage Gay Wizard

September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the bull market will proceed indefinitely "as there is no end in sight," that the financials of the United States have "never been stronger," and that there is no more guaranteed way for "the common man to profit than to purchase blue chip stocks now, now, now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24556800)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:08 AM
Author: effete corn cake ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31780919)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: lake hominid selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32917142)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Frankfurt apartment, ticket to Lakehurst and dinner jacket in hand, to ask the portrait of his late great-uncle "how the bottom of the Atlantic tastes, faggot?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24556713)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:18 AM
Author: Copper plaza

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24556778)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy henna friendly grandma

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24556838)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:35 AM
Author: Adulterous Nighttime Den Turdskin

LOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24571282)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: lake hominid selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32917145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249009)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Pink step-uncle's house

This is fucking genius brother. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24556731)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: Copper plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24556750)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy henna friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24556882)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:26 AM
Author: massive hot resort love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24557329)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: cheese-eating native prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24557343)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doobsian Tanning Salon Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24557512)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Impressive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24557799)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: walnut sinister codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24558098)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:23 PM
Author: dull passionate forum reading party

this is very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561620)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: Medicated Site Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26028504)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249003)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the assembled Senate that he was so important Caligula asked him "to come alone" to the royal palace at Capri.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24556979)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: fragrant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778182)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38344670)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#48155661)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Supple Sexy Internal Respiration Shrine

do more please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24556982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:58 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie Mays Rudolph tells her roommate she's going to accept a ride back to campus in the charming law student's brown Volkswagen, as "his poor arm is in a sling, what could he possibly do to me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24557041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: chrome appetizing home

This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial killers, which is good to know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24560987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:02 AM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24557495)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: Copper plaza

this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24557820)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24558231)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: orchid excitant theater factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26230257)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27610499)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33086555)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249001)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: Nudist Bateful Dilemma

wholly shit

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24557836)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: amber soul-stirring mood rehab

*slow clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24557858)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: rebellious bearded area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24557872)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees President, excitedly recites the local weather forecast to his political idol, suggesting he "keep the top down to enjoy the sunshine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24557982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: cyan fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24557985)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: fragrant property

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778298)



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Date: July 19th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

no, jfk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40630080)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249014)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Painfully honest twisted affirmative action trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45953759)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32917068)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: Misunderstood thirsty parlour dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#39895029)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249012)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinvests his profits in purchasing his neighbors' business properties, telling them at the closing that they "were running scared like kleine chickens."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24558048)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new custom windows he had rush-ordered for each location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24558166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:01 PM
Author: Trip Lavender Idiot Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561033)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: cracking crusty mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24569562)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: walnut sinister codepig

July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the Israeli Olympic Trials and dismisses his bubbe's concerns about visiting Munich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24558201)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Exciting tank church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28490956)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: fragrant property

God help me I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778743)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249011)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit international law enforcement agency

Florida, 1986:

After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas from his girlfriend and lover, teacher, Christa McAuliffe, William Blitz Rudolph, awash in aftershave and overconfidence, casually declared: Babe, I'll KISS you when you get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24558223)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: angry obsidian hospital volcanic crater

September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat from Connecticut sells all of his real estate and and invests all liquid cash into the stock market, remarking to his friends and family that he "is gonna ride this [expletive] roller coaster to the moon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24558253)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24558297)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: walnut sinister codepig

April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat Rudolphian neglects to mend the hole in his shoes or bring a coat to his favorite intellectual coffee house in Constantinople



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24558360)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Copper plaza

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26230248)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: walnut sinister codepig

bunch of fucklaws here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26527707)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: fragrant property

Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778472)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: tan coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: effete corn cake ticket booth

oh man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31780907)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: lake hominid selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32917155)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:48 AM
Author: Trip Lavender Idiot Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249393)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:30 PM
Author: Saffron Impertinent Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24558489)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: vigorous rough-skinned business firm

180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24558515)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24558714)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32913722)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've ever read on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24558699)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32929222)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: chrome appetizing home

April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous shitlib of his time, books last minute passage in steerage class on the RMS Titanic. If it is good enough for my porter, it is good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24560950)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: Stirring Theater Stage Gay Wizard

Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone already had the Titanic, corpsefucker.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24560985)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:57 PM
Author: chrome appetizing home

I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24560992)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561315)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the rudolph threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561459)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:08 PM
Author: chrome appetizing home

ty bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561507)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: Copper plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561679)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: Stimulating puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24565414)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24627889)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: orchid excitant theater factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26230268)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:59 PM
Author: pearly kitty

79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the night at his favorite inn in Pompeii. "I'll order a steak between rare and medium rare," he muses, oblivious to the smoke clouds in the distance. "No one prepares a steak between rare and medium rare like the Pompeiians."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:03 PM
Author: Trip Lavender Idiot Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561051)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:04 PM
Author: chrome appetizing home

LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561060)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Copper plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561684)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: fragrant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778368)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Flushed Anal Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40690562)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249019)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes to read the thread, employing the faultless logic that if a particular word doesn't appear as a search term, nothing related to that word could possibly be in the entirety of the thread text.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561319)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561466)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Copper plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Silver antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24571157)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: fragrant property

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate

Criminally underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32916942)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Bright big location hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32913695)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Copper plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32913759)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Primrose pea-brained locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#35357533)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:26 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#39707565)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:07 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249028)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: Low-t boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43296940)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: Low-t boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44156029)



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Date: November 19th, 2022 9:34 AM
Author: Low-t boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45516426)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:47 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Manila by Japanese troops, Sergeant Anthony W. Rudolph contemplated the bright side, figuring that he at was least done with all the goddamned marching for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561353)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Electric locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25879467)



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Date: August 14th, 2020 10:23 AM
Author: sick casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40754956)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:08 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen

audibly laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249032)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: mewling cerebral hissy fit institution

September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of Kiwi Camara, lisped to him the night before a major scotus oral argument, "kiwi, don't worry about court on thursday, mr. olson will be so busy banging his wife after her trip that he'll never have time to prepare and you'll win for sure."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561389)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: chrome appetizing home

Did you mean 2001 bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561447)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: mewling cerebral hissy fit institution

lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all these famous dates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561456)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list of upgrades to his Babel apartment he will soon purchase with the cost savings of using illegal foreign labor on the tower project.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561392)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: fragrant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778406)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: lake hominid selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32917157)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:09 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:57 PM
Author: dashing windowlicker spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561422)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:00 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=65&forum_id=2#24556713

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561436)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: dashing windowlicker spot

haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine better.

i'll delete out of deference, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561452)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:09 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact unusual shithole cities the flight was between?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561514)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: dashing windowlicker spot

i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rudolph thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561560)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: dashing windowlicker spot

it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561622)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit international law enforcement agency

Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865

Gustus Rudolphe, displeased at his wife's impulsive desire to leave the play American Cousin early, turned to his insolent betrothed and decisively declared: The ending my dear, you will absolutely LOVE the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561523)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob" Rudolph directs his partner to "go ahead and kick him a few more times, it's not like anyone's watching."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561558)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: fragrant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778457)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249192)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#48155656)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated at the calls already clogging his switchboard, directs his engineers: "Fuck it, game's over. Run Heidi."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561653)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: chrome appetizing home

This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561666)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:12 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24687828)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249193)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:39 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-year veteran of His Majesty's Navy, dismisses his young lieutenant with a brusque "it's a church, idiot. It's always lit up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561715)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: pearly kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561756)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling garnet associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25706096)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: cocky puce national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26708104)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Flushed Anal Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40690564)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249194)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:52 AM
Author: Trip Lavender Idiot Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249414)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: Copper plaza

July 11, 1995

Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his friends that they can "stop being such scared bitches" about the advances of Mladic's army, as he has some chill Dutch buddies in town that will surely protect everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561749)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27109862)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: lake hominid selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32917163)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249196)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot will take care of you no matter where you end up. Just promise you'll turn around and wave to me once you make it past the city walls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561789)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: fragrant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778449)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40180368)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249068)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249197)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Copper plaza

April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port at Douala, Cameroon and makes a beeline for the dirtiest bathhouse in town, reasoning no one will ever possibly know if he takes a few BBCs down in Africa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561832)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: rare chimpanzee meat, freshly sourced from the surrounding bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24561843)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: Adulterous Nighttime Den Turdskin

August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission District bathhouse and lisps: "WRECK IT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24571333)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: lake hominid selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32917166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: lemon irradiated parlor mad cow disease

1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenberg, aide-de-camp to Colonel General von Kluck, messages Berlin to note he is going to send an extra 25% of the German First Army's men, on top of what was already requested, back east for service on the Russian front. "The remaining soldaten are more than enough to bring a swift end to the war in the West, and we will be marching down the Champs-Élysées in a week!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24562031)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: fragrant property

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778465)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Stubborn immigrant

this thread is overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24562105)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Copper plaza

(owl doodolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24562166)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: Stimulating puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24565436)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:26 PM
Author: vigorous rough-skinned business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24566037)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: fragrant property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778469)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: Deranged trailer park gunner

cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24565949)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:12 PM
Author: Boyish school

BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND COOL BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24580391)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Electric locus

Plz bring back this schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25879481)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Curious laser beams state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27107669)



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Date: November 16th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31923688)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Buff Set Sandwich

reddit-style crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32929796)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen

wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249198)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:21 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and shakes his head whimsically at the portraits of his ancestors hanging on the wall of his Manhattan apartment as he hurries out the door to JFK, en route to Seoul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24563405)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: cyan fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24572968)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: lake hominid selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32917172)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders "well, if you assholes don't want it, I'm taking it home. Open the gates!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24565313)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24565377)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: white son of senegal

i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24571734)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

this might be my all time favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24572678)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen

I think so too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249083)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: vigorous rough-skinned business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24616910)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: cocky puce national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26708108)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: lake hominid selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32917176)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#39707580)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249085)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Sioux outside a saloon, assures his companions that the California Trail takes far too long. "You guys, this redskin just told me about an old Indian trail that's soooo much quicker."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24565528)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: fragrant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778506)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249090)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit international law enforcement agency

Benghazi: September 11th, 2012

Diplomatic Attache, Kyle Bender Rudolph, when asked by confidant, Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens ,if they should leave through the back door where the waiting armored car was waiting, replied No, sir..just sit tight, the Marines are almost here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24565927)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: Bearded lascivious really tough guy menage

May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, relaxing on a secluded ridge in the Cascades, sends a fateful radio message: "VANCOUVER! VANCOUVER! This is just a minor tremor, nothing to worry about here faggots."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24566030)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Copper plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24569638)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24569475)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: arrogant very tactful gaping orchestra pit

September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a plane bound for SFO from Newark. He exclaims "These pussy Americans will sit back in their seats and die, better watch out Bush. I'm coming for that ass"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24569624)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: lime laughsome coffee pot new version

November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/LTC becomes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24569637)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Talented Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25414809)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34792454)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: smoky seedy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34792489)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249097)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:46 PM
Author: Low-t boltzmann

btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners celebrated as btc crashed later this month and went back below four figures, where it remained until 2017.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44156061)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: haunting high-end base nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46031819)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that "Comrade Stalin's Plan" would bring their Kharkiv farm "uninterrupted bounty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24570990)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: fragrant property

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249106)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginian troops led by Hannibal are weak in the center of their lines, and gleefully presses his advantage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24571237)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: vigorous rough-skinned business firm

lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24616914)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: ebony private investor

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34930031)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38344681)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249104)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Crimson hideous address

December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator report of a large flight of planes on their way to Pearl Harbor, and determines not to worry because those are our B-17s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24571246)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249110)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: haunting high-end base nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46031822)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:46 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe gives a rousing speech to the assembled nobles at his Paris manse, emphatically declaring how "our brother Maginot's line is impenetrable and unflankable, and no Frenchman will ever surrender."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24571381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: lake hominid selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32917159)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Black french mother heaven

June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Armée across the Neman River, beginning his invasion of Russia. He was overheard advising his generals "This campaign shouldn't take too long, go ahead and pack lightly. Summertime in Moscow!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24571417)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds of yards below, delighted that those goyim shitheads had no way of scaling Masada's walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24571448)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:00 AM
Author: Copper plaza

October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolph mocks Henry Ford's newest production, branding it the "Model TTT" in a press conference announcing his new investment plan: going "all in" on the steam carriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24571515)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Crimson hideous address

Lol at model TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24571597)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate

literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32913702)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:14 AM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24572682)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: comical giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32913616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249116)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at Dharmakshetra, predicts a quick and bloodless victory for his side, once his "dumbass cousin Arjuna quits making useless small talk with that prole blue-skin charioteer."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24571686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:32 AM
Author: Pink step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24572463)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, predicts that the newfangled "water closet will indubitably replace the street as every Hindustani household's toilet of choice" within the decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24571699)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: Pink step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24572458)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Swollen nofapping library police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27610902)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate

LOOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32929233)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249125)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Contagious abode juggernaut

September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Leroy Smith for the varsity squad, declaring that #23 will never amount to anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24571747)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: fragrant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778541)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:43 AM
Author: vivacious organic girlfriend

August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Rane, AKA 'The Rane of Terror' is confronted by former police officer John Cutter while attempting to make an escape from custody aboard a commercial jet airliner. Advised by Cutter to pick a consistent strategy in the chance game of roulette, Rane responded, "No thanks, I'm going to stick with always betting on red."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24571771)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:18 PM
Author: wonderful violent sweet tailpipe people who are hurt

No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43296975)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons and brothers of the man he killed outside last week's Althing will just "let it go."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24571883)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: Pink step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24572457)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblazers, argues vehemently for drafting Sam Bowie with the second pick in the draft. "You can't teach height, gentleman".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24572701)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:23 AM
Author: swashbuckling pit international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24572716)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: Copper plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24616892)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: chrome appetizing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24628043)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249124)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:24 AM
Author: swashbuckling pit international law enforcement agency

this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...because, you know, you cant teach rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24572719)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of thread titles has been great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24572878)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: Impressive fortuitous meteor

April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John II of Portugal, pens his recommendation to deny funding to an upstart Genoa sailor trying to find a new route to India. Reasoning that the voyage would inevitably fail, Rudolpha ends his screed "let the fool sail off the edge of the fucking world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24572893)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24572912)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:36 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy turquoise sneaky criminal

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24580509)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:33 AM
Author: Impressive fortuitous meteor

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24617214)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25682449)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:19 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249129)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to the Brazilian national soccer team, argues for leaving the teenaged Pele off the squad headed to Sweden, vehemently asserting that "he's just too young to make an impact this year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24572951)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: Pink step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24572958)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg room for rear passengers in the upcoming Pinto. "Listen buddy, I don't give a fuck where you have to put the gas tank, people gotta stretch out their legs!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24572984)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: arrogant very tactful gaping orchestra pit

180

Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civic, the crash beams will kill you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24617587)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:36 AM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i loved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24623922)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: chrome appetizing home

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24627860)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:11 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

praise from Caesar. ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24687824)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249153)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph takes a long look through his spyglass at Oliver Hazard Perry on board the USS Lawrence. "That, old chums, is the look of a man who will most certainly yield his ship".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24573035)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26449755)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249157)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:39 AM
Author: Bipolar floppy lodge fat ankles

July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsrrudolph@aol.com: "I can make Rory's wedding after all -- John-John's giving me a lift."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24573040)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:41 AM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24573042)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mary from the next village that "everyone knows you can't get pregnant your first time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24573050)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24573068)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:52 AM
Author: Impressive fortuitous meteor

Best in class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24573093)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Copper plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24616885)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: orchid excitant theater factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26230265)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: fragrant property

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778561)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: fighting hall wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32139103)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: comical giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32913629)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: lake hominid selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32917179)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Maize Insanely Creepy Dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32929793)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249172)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: Bipolar floppy lodge fat ankles

From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com

To: boardadmin@princetonreview.com

March 3, 2004, 2:52 pm

The move to VBB is a go. Who cares if some assholes think it sucks? What are those stupid faggots going to do about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24573059)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Copper plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24616883)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Sepia Field Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24617611)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: Trip Lavender Idiot Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25842638)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: orchid excitant theater factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26230260)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails it for Gilead to avoid paying child support, figuring that "nobody will ever believe that dumb cunt's explanation."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24573072)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Heady mauve azn clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24669132)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: Bipolar floppy lodge fat ankles

April 7, 1952

Attn: Philip B. Perelman

Listen, Phil, stop being such a faggot and just sign the fucking seizure order. Those hairless pussies will roll over and kiss your ass just like they did for FDR. And even if they try some faggot shit, the Supreme Court's got our back.

- Harry R. Truman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24573080)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Takashi shares his initial plan for a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, boasting confidently to his superiors that "it will knock the Americans out of the Pacific permanently."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24573105)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: swashbuckling pit international law enforcement agency

1996: somewhere in North Carolina

After finishing his masterpiece, a ball-bearing filled backpack filled with plastic explosive, Eric Robert Rudolph turned to his reflection in the mirror and smugly confided. I will set back gay-rights for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24573119)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: Copper plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24616880)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: arrogant very tactful gaping orchestra pit

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26230251)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: comical giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32913633)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249188)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousin, FBI Special Agent John Rudolph Maynes gave a press conference, telling the assembled reporters that the "Centennial Olympic Park bombing was Rudolph's last. He can't hold out in the forest for long, and we'll have him in custody in a matter of hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24573161)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally Hemings' description of how slaves prevent unwanted pregnancy by eating collard greens and herbs. "Sounds like you've got it covered---now get over here, you saucy negress."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24573176)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Bipolar floppy lodge fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24573291)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: Trip Lavender Idiot Stage

180 for collard greens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25842706)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:37 PM
Author: Olive Market Half-breed

1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, scoffs at the familiar name before him. "This Hitler chap has no drive, vision, or passion. Tell him to go back to Germany. Maybe someone there will find a use for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24573675)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24575536)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighbors they would "just get lost, as there's nothing out there but ocean."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24576658)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Beijing by infantry, telling his troops that "nothing is stopping us from just walking all the way there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24576691)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: Pink step-uncle's house

R O F L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24580427)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24580493)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24581962)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Trip Lavender Idiot Stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25842623)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: fighting hall wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32139127)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:26 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249203)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: Amethyst stage

79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and remarks "Thats just some faggot ash, I'm staying right where I am." And he did. Forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24580505)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of drinking and camraderie in south London. The evening takes an unpleasant turn when the bill, including an automatic 20% gratuity,is presented. "We'll see about this!" he thunders as he draws a dagger from his pocket.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24580588)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:15 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, opens his door expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24585337)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whistles in happiness at his general freedom on his way to "go see what those white savages want."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24585382)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 7:48 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24613148)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 11:11 PM
Author: Judgmental Claret Famous Landscape Painting

The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their tentacles get into everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24614670)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:05 AM
Author: vigorous rough-skinned business firm

June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore transmission from Nathan Rothschild of London, advising that Rothschild would purchase the Marquis's massive positions in British government consols at a slight discount to their then-market. The Marquis, laughing, and confident of Bonaparte's inevitable victory over the British at Waterloo due to the auspicious augury of a crow flying through his window, sends word by pigeon and draws up the bill of sale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24617045)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: Deranged trailer park gunner

(antisemite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24617160)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24617163)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Bipolar floppy lodge fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24617497)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: vigorous rough-skinned business firm

April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play an impromptu game of "potato," as all of the boys at the plant were wont to do at lunchtime. (The game involved taking a potato and throwing it at one another until one person was hit -- that person would then take a shot of vodka, and the game would resume.) He initially declines, saying that Boris was home from work today tending to his ill daughter, and that no one would be there to monitor the turbine temperatures. His friends goad him, and Rudolphka, shrugging, figures it'll be fine and leave to play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24617166)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: Bipolar floppy lodge fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24617498)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#39707606)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249210)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: vigorous rough-skinned business firm

Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his friend Diogenes the shepherd: "Look. The kid's full of shit. There wasn't a wolf before, and there isn't one now. Your sheep are fine. Relax."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24617261)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:42 AM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24623939)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40180371)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at his Maccabeean compatriots, wondering how that idiot Judah expected to reanoint the Temple with a pot of oil that would clearly only last the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24617474)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24667525)



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Date: December 14th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: Judgmental Claret Famous Landscape Painting

1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop trying to get in the way of research. Tickling the dragon's tail is safe. My hand never slips."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24640765)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: mewling cerebral hissy fit institution

399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolphicles to the city-state's 3rd superseding indictment charging Socrates with corrupting the youth. He advised the defendant "look, no way can we win this thing with witnesses, just apologize, say you're a gadlfy etc. etc. and we'll be out of here at noon and meetup at Gorgias' house for mead and sodomy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24667560)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:44 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24667889)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Exciting tank church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27602268)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: arousing deep deer antler faggotry

1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time for some R & R!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24667824)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of these vignettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24900875)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: motley internet-worthy hairy legs

you are such a bitch lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#24900929)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: fragrant property

Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778674)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancaster, assures Maj. Gen. James Brudenell, 7th Earl of Cardigan, that Lord Raglan's orders were to "commence a full-frontal assault with the Light Brigade."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25409438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: fragrant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778685)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern, square-roofed look for Pharaoh Khufu's eventual resting place, asserting that "this faggy pointy-top pyramid thing will never stand the test of time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25409464)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: fragrant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778679)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: lake hominid selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32917191)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#48155658)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a .380 pistol into Gavrilo Princip's hand, telling his young compatriot that the upcoming actions would ensure a long peace and prosperity for the Balkans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25409535)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: aqua marvelous toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25414792)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to "make her stories short and finish them each night, so the King may fall into slumber satisfied."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25414710)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26170195)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:49 AM
Author: Copper plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26441742)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249223)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches on his prized moralistic short story, in which a wealthy grasshopper is able to gain food for the winter through successful and relatively easy commodity market manipulation, extracting rents from those faggot prole ants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25414768)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

180 for 'Reudop'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26170198)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25681359)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:05 AM
Author: Medicated Site Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25842615)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realization that he has wasted ten years of his life poasting on AutoAdmit, poetically vows that this time really, truly is the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25879434)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: fragrant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778697)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: Medicated Site Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26140195)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: chrome appetizing home

I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26140238)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26170164)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: abnormal dingle berry haunted graveyard

June 15th 1947

Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru "Give Jinnah whatever he wants. How bad can a Pakistan next door be?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26170263)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:31 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26441706)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "There's no greater honor than representing the USA, even if it's not an Olympic year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26170345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:03 AM
Author: Salmon Frozen Chapel Scourge Upon The Earth

this the shit i like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26441775)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:37 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy henna friendly grandma

August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osaka, bags in hand and family in tow. “We have a very bright future ahead of us here” he tells his wife Juria, a slight grin on his face as he tallies up his debts in Osaka. “Good luck collecting now, faggots” he chuckles to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26441837)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:44 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy henna friendly grandma

August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, informing him of the death of his brother. “I told that faggot to stay put!” Hiroshi yells. “I’ll be dammed if I make such a stupid mistake” he tells his wife Bokkusu, before leaving for the horse races.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26441868)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

love the sibling angle here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26442417)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudolph names in the Japanese style: Rudorofu Hiroshi, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26442584)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26442846)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:33 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen

both are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249266)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sight of the massive asteroid approaching Earth, adjusts his 15 ton bulk to better catch the remaining sunlight, and continues to lazily graze near the river.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26442624)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26442847)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tuber near modern-day Lake Tanzania, pausing to laugh at his idiot neighbors for wasting time trying to sharpen rocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26442934)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

i like "Homo rudolfensis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26443021)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudolphis mocking his circa 6 million BCE compatriots for trying to "balance on their hind legs," but when I looked up the timeframe I learned that homo rudolfensis IS REAL, existed in East Africa 2 million years ago, and died out - possibly from not adopting stone tools unlike its cousin homo habilis despite rudolfensis' larger brains. NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26444231)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

lol, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26444354)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: Silver antidepressant drug

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26445432)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:42 AM
Author: Medicated Site Becky

180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26448296)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Hairraiser Avocado Cuck Range

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27107567)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: Copper plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27107672)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: massive hot resort love of her life

180 holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27107692)



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Date: August 9th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Bipolar floppy lodge fat ankles

Best "life imitates xo" of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28513253)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: walnut sinister codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28519739)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Bright big location hunting ground

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778387)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: chrome appetizing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31698845)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: Bright big location hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34792476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: titillating chestnut legend cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31715641)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: fighting hall wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32139154)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: comical giraffe

180 simglitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32913673)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32914285)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Scarlet mentally impaired telephone dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32916957)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Maniacal blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32929720)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:37 PM
Author: Yapping Nowag Church

180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38119723)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38237806)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:53 PM
Author: naked circlehead jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38344678)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: citrine diverse corner degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#39701803)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#39707609)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: Flushed Anal Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40690572)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen

LMFAO this may be the best one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249276)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: Flushed Anal Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41619386)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: Low-t boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#42075659)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: Low-t boltzmann

this is like the third time this poast has made me little tear up laughing irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43296958)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:39 PM
Author: Out-of-control stag film round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44156023)



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Date: November 8th, 2022 12:04 AM
Author: Pink step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45454729)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:39 AM
Author: flatulent office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45953756)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: glittery azure hell tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#48156261)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249269)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban infrastructure project, assures Romulus and Remus that work "should be substantially completed by the end of the day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26444588)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26527661)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate

REALLY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33086570)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:23 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing editor of the Chicago Tribune, chuckles as he leafs through the Gallup poll results, satisfied that "no shithead Missouri dirt farmer" would disrupt the next morning's headline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26448258)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Exciting tank church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28490958)



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Date: October 4th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Medicated Site Becky

http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26457951)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Exciting tank church building

July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, Edward D. Rudolph, Jr. sits back and imagines the money his sci-fi/horror epic will bring in at the box office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26527583)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

lol. great moniker, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26527656)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Exciting tank church building

TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26527663)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26527702)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse

2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium working for the WHO in Africa, uses a series of glottal clicks to communicate to the natives that the high protein content, ready availability, and relative safety of bushmeat makes it a nutritious and economical dietary supplement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26527697)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Exciting tank church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26527709)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 1:00 PM
Author: Pink step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31222790)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: comical giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32913679)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249283)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turkey, penning another heartfelt goodbye poast to the legions of misfits that mock his every wager.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=268&forum_id=2#25879434

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#26872121)



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Date: April 10th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27664301)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#29936769)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40600788)



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Date: August 20th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40785320)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249286)



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Date: January 20th, 2021 2:47 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&forum_id=2

jesus fucking christ, again? rudolph, give your fucking balls a tug and just accept that you really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41792299)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach Rudolph Aiken draws up a scheme for the National Championship Game heavy on pass coverage, reasoning that his front four would "easily stand their own" against Ohio State's offensive line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27107438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: fragrant property

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778714)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:59 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John H. McRudolph radios "all clear on the downbound route" to the Duluth/Superior shipping fleet, confident his models were overstating the severity of the approaching storm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27107938)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor to the House of Valois, assures King Henri II that participation in the upcoming tournament is "necessary to sow the strong image that will reap years of healthy rule."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27107963)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27286023)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: ungodly garrison knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778363)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas "Black Jack" Ketchum, reassures his client that "nobody is going to hang you just for stopping an engine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27109805)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy turquoise sneaky criminal

February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carroll spurns Darrell Bevell's suggestion to ride Marshawn Lynch on a 1-yard draw to a second straight Super Bowl title, instead favoring a quick slant into the end zone, arguing that "worst case, it's an incomplete pass and we'll still have our final timeout in order to run Lynch on 3rd and 4th downs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27248523)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: dark roast beef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27286030)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Copper plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27599637)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Exciting tank church building

September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tells his men of the XXX Corps to stop for afternoon tea. "We have the time," he says. "I'm sure the airborne forces haven't met with complications at Arnhem."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#27602266)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy turquoise sneaky criminal

June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified dermatologist, was examining a 15 year old female. Upon seeing a mole on her upper lip, he noted to her mother that "while I'm not particularly worried that it may become skin cancer, it's better to be safe than sorry. And in any case, your daughter Cindy will almost surely be glad that it was removed, you know, for aesthetic purposes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28485709)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: Pearl Pisswyrm

Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28490336)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: Pearl Pisswyrm

August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey, check out that pretty falling star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28490339)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: fragrant property

okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28778723)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Zippy elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#30193710)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Exciting tank church building

December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by The Rolling Stones' security, Rudolph Hunter grabs his revolver and heads back, because "those pansies will know who's boss now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28490951)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Pearl Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28490957)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: Primrose pea-brained locale

1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolph rebuffs quarterback Joe Piscarik's offer to kneel to run out the clock, saying "Don't be a pussy; give the ball to Csonka and tell him to run over that faggot Edwards!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28504056)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: Pearl Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28519631)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Pearl Pisswyrm

November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: THROW ME THE BALL! That faggot Chuck Bednarik is slow. I've been beating him like a drum all day. RIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#28519637)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: haunting high-end base nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32139027)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just a phase," music industry manager Mark Rudolph helps client Amy Winehouse pen a catchy retort to his colleagues "trying to make her go to rehab."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#29005857)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy turquoise sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#29005883)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Startled violet indian lodge queen of the night

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#29695310)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: Peach racy crackhouse

July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy, Steven Rudolph Jr. assures Jeb Bush that Donald Trump's unexpected surge in the polls could only be a good thing for the campaign and should be allowed to play out.

"Don't worry, our fundamentals are far better than Trump's," he says, while opening a Five-Hour Energy for another late night of work. "Besides, other than immigration, what can he even attack us on?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#29936927)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Pink step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#30193671)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31474025)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: effete corn cake ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31780893)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32129502)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:37 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249307)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: Pink step-uncle's house

December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass.

Rudolph Hathaway, several years after receiving stock in the Berkshire Hathaway Textile company after his family's mill was acquired, decides to dispose of his entire stake, amounting to 3% of the outstanding shares, on the open marketplace at $19.50.

When questioned by his broker, Hathaway cited that he was uncomfortable with the recent change in the management of the company and that he was skeptical of the new leadership's attempt to diversify into the life insurance business: "What's this failing textile company gonna do in the long term? That new young Buffett guy who just took it over is probably gonna run it into the ground - he doesn't even have experience in the rag trade!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#30193696)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: effete corn cake ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31780903)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: lake hominid selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32917200)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249317)



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Date: September 14th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author: cerise mad-dog skullcap feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31404625)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

New England 27, Houston 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31472661)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: chrome appetizing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31698841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: hilarious partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31791598)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jeff Rudolph contentedly sips a latte in his Philadelphia operations center, the latest polls affirming that his white Rust Belt audience considered racism and misogyny a more compelling message than their own economic wellbeing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31918493)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detroit field office issues his own report to his superiors at the HRC campaign, stating that black turnout in Michigan's inner cities would be high enough for Clinton to carry the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31918535)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 8:43 PM
Author: Bipolar floppy lodge fat ankles

November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project chief programmer, schedules a series of post-election interviews with the tech press explaining how "big data made Hillary's smart campaign invincible."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32133335)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32133485)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: maroon pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32139002)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Exciting tank church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32913487)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249323)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: Low-t boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43296971)



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Date: November 17th, 2016 11:07 PM
Author: Bipolar floppy lodge fat ankles

From: Senator Harry Reidolph

To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com

For fuck's sake, Hill, stop worrying about this filibuster shit. It's gone and those Republican dorks are toast for at least one more presidential cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31937712)



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Date: January 26th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: unholy athletic conference

122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for Hadrian's wall, maintains it's an engineering impossibility that the barbarians won't respect anyway. Opines behind closed doors that Hadrian just hasn't met the right woman yet and once he does he'll chill the fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32464102)



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Date: March 16th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Copper plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32844191)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Exciting tank church building

March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveril of Arizona expresses his 'unqualified support' for his party's healthcare reform proposal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32913495)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32913711)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Copper plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32913748)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: chrome appetizing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32929245)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249327)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: arrogant very tactful gaping orchestra pit

Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE.

After months of sporadic clashes with the forces of one Gaius Julius Caesar, the army of Gnaeus Pompeius Rudolfus has them surrounded and cut off from supplies. Although they have nearly four times as many troops and could easily wait for the rebels to starve, Rudolfus listens to the advice of his fellow senators that he should mop them up so they can all return to Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32929306)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:23 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38925622)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Buff Set Sandwich

REDDITALERT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32929797)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: adventurous roommate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34134127)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately voices his support for negotiating with the state of Georgia over the tribe's land, asking rhetorically "What do you think the white savages will do - forcibly march us beyond the West?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33080020)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), Hunkpapa scout for the 7th Cavalry Regiment, informs General George Armstrong Custer that the Sioux encampment at Little Bighorn "can't be more than 800 braves, and the Greasy Grass hill is the perfect high ground to mount an attack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33080111)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudolph audibly scoffs at his customer's suggestion of taking a tip in Bitcoin, preferring hard currency he could spend on beer to some faggy magic internet beans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34792443)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: smoky seedy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34792453)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: smoky seedy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34792490)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: ebony private investor

636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire ignores pleas to defend the Syrian borders and reports to Emperor Heraclius that everything is fine since they defeated Luis's army and dismisses the Arab army invading as "a bunch of weird dorks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34928533)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: ebony private investor

1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is "no way in hell" they need reinforcements against "a bunch of niggers in loinclothes" in Abyssinia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34928542)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249329)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: ebony private investor

1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports to Stalin that there is a better chance of Britain surrendering than Hitler invading the USSR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34928555)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: ebony private investor

1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of Rudolph states: "This jordan fag is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

2007 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room: Special Assistant to the GM Rudolph Jr.: "This Durant kid is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34928579)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249332)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: ebony private investor

1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Muhammad II sees the NOWAG envoys from some TTT Nomadic tribes sent to "trade" with them. Seeing that they're jsut TTT Nowag NOMADS reeking of goat milk, he kills some of the and insults them by shaving their beards and calls them NOWAGS and sends them back to their khan, with some weird chink name like CHINKGIS or some shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34930062)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: ebony private investor

November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his life in communist East Germany, tries to cross the border into West Berlin and gets shot by the guards. The next day, the Wall falls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34930081)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: concupiscible cream ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#36628193)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#35716699)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: Domesticated Coiffed Chad Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#35922936)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: lake hominid selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#36027978)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audibly scoffs at a Paris street preacher's warning that "Notre Dame herself will burn with shame at her country's acceptance of these invaders," farting silently on the man as he passes towards his office to finish drafting a proposal to assist the assimilation of Muslim refugees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38119754)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 4:02 PM
Author: charismatic liquid oxygen

August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband that "Wisconsin is a lock — we don't need to campaign there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38120012)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:50 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assures his leader Martin Alvarez de Sotomayor that Gibraltar will take no time at all to fall before their fleet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38335885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38335894)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: aqua marvelous toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38674633)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: chrome appetizing home

Still an excellent thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38925619)



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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

well, that kills it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38939056)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#39707324)



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Date: January 2nd, 2020 2:05 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#39365278)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Aromatic genital piercing

February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes alarmist reports on the novel virus, stating "China's coronavirus is unlikely to cross the oceans so we see a low probability of community spread. There is no need for sending out test kits at the moment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#39701794)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: Histrionic opaque filthpig party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#39895028)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#39707322)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: ungodly garrison knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#39707599)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: Crimson hideous address

January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing his fellow Crimeans fall ill, decides to take a vacation to Italy, remarking, “it’s just like the flu.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#39727370)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:37 PM
Author: big-titted stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#39895011)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40042604)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 11:56 PM
Author: Confused chocolate halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40483854)



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Date: July 24th, 2020 2:54 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymizer rach built tagged all JCM's poasts ITT as "Ungodly Odious Bbw."

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM

Author: Ungodly Odious Bbw

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40653658)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41249337)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:48 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels his young friend George to "just hide the hatchet and blame the cherry tree thing on the Locke kid."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40690517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:00 AM
Author: charismatic liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41248978)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: lake hominid selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41619204)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:47 PM
Author: Razzle brunch generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#42075610)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: Contagious abode juggernaut

1919:

President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisively referred to in the media as "Kaiser Wilson," reasons that "another constitutional amendment won't hurt anyone" and calls a special session of congress to make sure it gets through.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#42082347)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: Crimson hideous address

November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States that mRNA vaccines are 95% effective against COVID-19 infection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43235765)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Provocative idea he suggested place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43296734)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: Rusted multi-colored pocket flask toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44156006)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: jet exhilarant old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44180027)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 1:18 AM
Author: Pearl Pisswyrm

Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44182535)



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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:16 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44747499)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:25 AM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success leading cross-border attacks against Israel, Narud Al-Fatah suggests to Yasser Arafat and George Habash that it would be "much easier if we just turned around and took over all of Jordan instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44980446)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:37 AM
Author: charismatic liquid oxygen

May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotland, confident that his planned attempt to negotiate with the British will win him the praise and respect of Adolf Hitler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44980470)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon Rudolyovich smugly flaunts the route book for his upcoming trek to the rest of the student hiking club members, none of whom were selected for the Grade III certification expedition led by his friend and comrade Igor Dyatlov.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45604698)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: aphrodisiac principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45617341)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: galvanic goyim cumskin

Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to find this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45617401)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac principal's office

Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kike faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45617418)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate the mocking he was being subjected to, longtime XO regular Frank Lloyd Wrongdolph bumps an old thread, reasoning that no poaster would ever be associated with incorrectness to the extent Rudolph was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45617453)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author:  free-loading trump supporter potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46031820)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 1:46 AM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46317113)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: Low-t boltzmann

05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options with a Best Buy employee, OceanGate Expeditions founder and CEO Stockton Rush brusquely says "Look dude, I'm a Princeton Engineer. The Logitech controller is just as good as the PS4 authentic. Ok? I'm on a budget and I'm not paying an extra $40 for name brand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46460103)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Soggy nursing home yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46460113)



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Date: December 24th, 2023 1:26 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of derision Rudolph, an aging Philadelphia-area lawyer and losing sports gambler, makes another prediction on the site, nihilistically confident that in ten years XO will no longer exist and all memory of his participation will be lost to the wind like the scattered seeds of a once-proud dandelion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#47208977)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: pale crotch bawdyhouse

Jan 1, 2024 -

Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game prediction that he's "never been more sure of anything than 'Bama over Michigan" by smugly shitting on J.J. McCarthy and confidently stating the quarterback would throw a game-ending pick with 4 minutes left, leading McCarthy to engineer the game-tying drive after 26 minutes of second-half offensive futility, go on to win the game in overtime, and be awarded the Rose Bowl Offensive MVP award.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#47237849)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: Confused chocolate halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#47237799)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: aquamarine piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#48056942)