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I want to fight an ostrich NOW.
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Date: June 21st, 2014 5:19 PM Author: Comical Dragon Base look at how they are built!
Boney-assed fucking legs, big fat sloppy body, and long dumb neck and stupid little head with no brain.
Im sort of buzzed now and this bothered me all day.
You know, fuck that shit.
I would easily kill the roughest fucking Ostrich on the planet!
There is no way I couldnt! I cant see how I would lose to one!
Look at what they look like. I swear, if I timed a left hook off one of theIr heads their necks would snap like a fucking twig.
Ive been in tons of fights. Street fights. Im undefeated in bar fights in the 90's, im 7-0.
Ive fought at festivals, parties, weddings, and one time even a funeral.
left hook dropped that fucker he's lucky there werent two funerals.
So now....Im supposed to be punked out or lose to a fucking bird?
There is now way in hell i could lose a fight to a stupid fucking bird.
I want someone to send an ostrich to Cincinnati. Now! Ill kick its fucking ass on U-tube or what ever media you want to put it on.
I dont fucking care. ill do it for free.
Whats a dumb, retarded fucking bird going to do?
oooo Im scared. It might scratch me. Oooo!!!
it has huge tallons...ooooo
Ever have a crazy bitch scratch you, go at you with her tallons??
Fucking faggits!
I could fucking kick an ostriches ass in every fucking type of mixed martial arts.
How could it beat me in wrestling? id knock it over in 5 seconds and the fucking pussy would tap.
If I was going to fight one, id actually just try to figure out its fighting style. Set it up.
No fucking way I lose to any ostrich. Push comes to shove I'll use my tremendous strength and grap it by the neck and slam its fat body off the ground.
But if was street fighting one, I would try to figure it out.
As it rushes me out of idiotic confusion, I would slam right hand bombs off its fat stupid body.
Soften the retard up. Any animal with eyes on the side of its head is retarded.
I'd let it rush, fire some bombs, and leave it frustrated. Id fire fast jabs off its face and neck. And when off balance, unload some heavy hooks off its torso.
A dumb fucking ostrich cant block body shots because they have no defense and are stupid.
I would toy with the fucking bird at this point.
I would finish the fight much the same way Duran Ko'd Davey Moore.
I would stand over the ostrich and laugh at it.
Taunt it.
Probably pull out my shlong and piss on its face.
If you would go kindly suck off your little brothers dicks ASAP Id appreciate it.
Yours thankfully.
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Date: June 21st, 2014 5:20 PM Author: henna slap-happy locale cumskin I was looking for this post for like 5 years literally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25791340) |
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Date: June 21st, 2014 5:20 PM Author: zippy ticket booth regret Me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#25791341) |
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Date: October 30th, 2017 8:13 PM Author: tan sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34565524) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:31 AM Author: Medicated kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#47811467) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2015 4:15 PM Author: Gay milk mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#29231141) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2015 4:34 PM Author: Histrionic deranged place of business church building I think there's a phone app that can match you with ostriches in your area looking for a fight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#29231284) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 8:59 AM Author: coiffed dark puppy indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44121473) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:06 AM Author: hyperactive ivory home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44121774) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 8:16 AM Author: Light nofapping hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#47811246) |
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Date: October 10th, 2016 10:16 PM Author: tantric sienna dingle berry lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31612497) |
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Date: October 30th, 2017 8:13 PM Author: Cruel-hearted maize travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34565520) |
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Date: October 30th, 2017 8:13 PM Author: tan sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34565521) |
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Date: October 30th, 2017 8:15 PM Author: Cruel-hearted maize travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34565534) |
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Date: October 30th, 2017 8:22 PM Author: Ungodly garrison pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34565614) |
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Date: October 31st, 2017 2:26 PM Author: zippy ticket booth regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34571270) |
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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:39 PM Author: Comical Dragon Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#36288351) |
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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:41 PM Author: zippy ticket booth regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#36288364) |
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Date: April 13th, 2019 9:09 PM Author: Cruel-hearted maize travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38084818) |
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Date: September 10th, 2019 8:33 AM Author: Curious khaki heaven nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38812347) |
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Date: September 10th, 2019 8:43 AM Author: Light nofapping hospital I saw on dirty jobs you just hold their heads down and they can't kick. I roughed up at least 30 of them in the last five years using this trick. Farmers get MAF but fuck them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38812396) |
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Date: September 10th, 2019 11:21 AM Author: Beady-eyed turquoise genital piercing messiness Born too late
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Date: September 10th, 2019 11:27 AM Author: cerise fat ankles becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38813000) |
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Date: January 8th, 2021 7:26 AM Author: zippy ticket booth regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41707128) |
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Date: January 8th, 2021 7:34 AM Author: talking dashing piazza kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41707136) |
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Date: January 8th, 2021 7:42 AM Author: zippy ticket booth regret "Any animal with eyes on the side of its head is retarded." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41707143) |
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Date: January 8th, 2021 9:54 AM Author: hyperactive ivory home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41707608) |
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Date: January 15th, 2021 9:34 PM Author: Comical Dragon Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41762061) |
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Date: April 29th, 2021 9:48 PM Author: zippy ticket booth regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#42373983) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 9:37 AM Author: hyperactive ivory home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43229975) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 8:58 AM Author: zippy ticket booth regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44121467) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:06 AM Author: razzle-dazzle resort Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44121777) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 12:34 AM Author: tantric sienna dingle berry lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#47810889) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:44 AM Author: hyperactive ivory home Xo ten years ago and before was amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#47811509) |