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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
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  07/31/16
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Comical Roommate

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Dashing Aggressive Casino Volcanic Crater

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: passionate hell

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Impressive zombie-like background story



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Geriatric nofapping institution keepsake machete



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Heady magical property

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Heady magical property

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: very tactful brindle meetinghouse gay wizard



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: lascivious underhanded fortuitous meteor

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Comical Roommate

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: lascivious underhanded fortuitous meteor

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Comical Roommate

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: hyperventilating bearded site mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: maniacal scourge upon the earth home

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Concupiscible patrolman base

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Comical Roommate

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: maniacal scourge upon the earth home

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Comical Roommate

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: maniacal scourge upon the earth home

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: passionate hell

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: very tactful brindle meetinghouse gay wizard



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: bateful carnelian mexican menage

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: shaky ebony theatre hairy legs

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Incel State

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Dashing Aggressive Casino Volcanic Crater

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: shaky ebony theatre hairy legs



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: massive appetizing toaster ceo

the people on this site are deranged

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Dashing Aggressive Casino Volcanic Crater

how so?

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Comical Roommate

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: thirsty exciting genital piercing rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: 180 domesticated haunted graveyard

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: ungodly house-broken deer antler

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074871)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: arousing alcoholic point

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: maniacal scourge upon the earth home

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: passionate hell

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Cerebral school famous landscape painting

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Comical Roommate

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: passionate hell

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: arousing alcoholic point

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Comical Roommate

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: arousing alcoholic point

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: ungodly house-broken deer antler

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: passionate hell

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: arousing alcoholic point

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: passionate hell

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Cerebral school famous landscape painting

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: passionate hell

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Orange Lodge

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: arousing alcoholic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: passionate hell

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: floppy cordovan orchestra pit travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: floppy cordovan orchestra pit travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Erotic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Galvanic mewling azn

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: lascivious underhanded fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: cerise national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: medicated temple boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: judgmental theater

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: shaky ebony theatre hairy legs

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: arousing alcoholic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Carmine Provocative Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Glittery place of business stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: aromatic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: startled hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: khaki talented resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: aromatic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: diverse dilemma telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: diverse dilemma telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Supple gaping address

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44378175)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: chest-beating useless parlor feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Orange Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Opaque tripping station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: judgmental theater

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Cracking Apoplectic Den Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: diverse dilemma telephone

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: marvelous salmon heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: passionate hell

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Turquoise Swollen Dysfunction Depressive

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: passionate hell

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Cerebral school famous landscape painting

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: passionate hell

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Chestnut wagecucks

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: arousing alcoholic point

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Orange Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: judgmental theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: wonderful insecure theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: hairraiser hyperactive boltzmann jew

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle tank

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Disrespectful titillating pit

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: maniacal scourge upon the earth home

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Elite glassy sandwich generalized bond

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Copper Foreskin Sanctuary

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: arousing alcoholic point

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Cerebral school famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Impressive zombie-like background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Cerebral school famous landscape painting

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Stubborn white chapel sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Painfully honest aphrodisiac church building

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: wild citrine newt kitty cat

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: blue brunch

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: maniacal scourge upon the earth home

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: blue brunch

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Cerebral school famous landscape painting

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Painfully honest aphrodisiac church building

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Excitant ocher indirect expression whorehouse

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: very tactful brindle meetinghouse gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: sickened mental disorder

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: judgmental theater

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Rambunctious Cuck

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Spruce gas station nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Cerebral school famous landscape painting

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: multi-colored saffron plaza rigor

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: jet-lagged abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Cerebral school famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Shimmering cowardly crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Heady magical property

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: curious red goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Galvanic mewling azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: peach stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Cerebral school famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: curious red goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Cerebral school famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Galvanic mewling azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Cerebral school famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Slap-happy Therapy Nursing Home

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Galvanic mewling azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Copper Foreskin Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: electric box office

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: floppy cordovan orchestra pit travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: odious prole

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: odious prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Adulterous big location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Impressive zombie-like background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Galvanic mewling azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Histrionic shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Erotic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: alcoholic stage

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Plum Soul-stirring Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Crimson goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: alcoholic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: alcoholic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: tan marketing idea sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Plum Soul-stirring Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Godawful striped hyena trailer park

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Comical Roommate

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: umber space gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Idiotic area bbw

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Confused Boyish Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: floppy cordovan orchestra pit travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: floppy cordovan orchestra pit travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Erotic garrison

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Copper Foreskin Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Flatulent Charismatic University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Amethyst stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Primrose haunting cuckold

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: floppy cordovan orchestra pit travel guidebook

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: bright laughsome house ape

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: chrome police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Galvanic mewling azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Galvanic mewling azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: chrome police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Chartreuse filthy center associate

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: indigo mind-boggling chad sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Racy piazza kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring native turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: peach stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Histrionic shrine

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: motley parlour selfie

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: chrome police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: vigorous soggy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Galvanic mewling azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: vigorous soggy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: multi-colored saffron plaza rigor

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Stirring seedy hissy fit

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: mentally impaired ticket booth community account

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: aromatic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Stimulating Pea-brained Laser Beams Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: mentally impaired ticket booth community account

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Stimulating Pea-brained Laser Beams Nibblets

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: mentally impaired ticket booth community account

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: mentally impaired ticket booth community account

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Confused Boyish Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: topaz awkward stock car range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Galvanic mewling azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Coral organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: lake mildly autistic personal credit line

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: startled hospital

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: crusty principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: butt cheeks (🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: AutoAdmit Historian

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: 45 & 47 (jacked up and good to go)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: borders (retired)

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927",#48348661)