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got beaten to it :(
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Essentially demigods
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it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at gol...
diverse plaza boiling water
  01/31/16
what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so pre...
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GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quanti...
diverse plaza boiling water
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go fuck yourself JJC
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JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of...
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can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do th...
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Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up maki...
Crimson odious location goyim
  01/31/16
if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figure...
diverse plaza boiling water
  01/31/16
No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that ...
Crimson odious location goyim
  01/31/16
no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cycli...
diverse plaza boiling water
  01/31/16
Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at...
Crimson odious location goyim
  01/31/16
they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people...
diverse plaza boiling water
  01/31/16
They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but ho...
Crimson odious location goyim
  01/31/16
sure, but that's certainly not the norm.
diverse plaza boiling water
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Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.
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Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to ge...
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what are hours/culture like in this group?
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was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few year...
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LOL @ these guys
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? i kinda admire that they were able to think up somethi...
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jewish as FUARK
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by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldma...
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how can i invest in this?
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SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictat...
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: appetizing ultramarine prole business firm

How prestigious? What do they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722187)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: Mischievous electric heaven

I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just event based investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32710376)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: dark submissive gunner

DevGru shit

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: carmine house



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: High-end Box Office Messiness



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Vigorous Sanctuary Wagecucks



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic national faggot firefighter



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Masturbator



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: Narrow-minded regret range



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: ungodly zombie-like police squad



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: pea-brained concupiscible trailer park



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: ungodly zombie-like police squad



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: French indigo crackhouse

work on behalf of Israeli gov to undermine the US

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:32 AM
Author: adventurous misunderstood shrine



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:24 AM
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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:19 PM
Author: irradiated corner pistol



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: pink contagious nibblets mood

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: pink contagious nibblets mood

got beaten to it :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722199)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: spectacular set

Essentially demigods

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: diverse plaza boiling water

it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at goldman sachs. it's in the securities division under the Fixed Income, Currencies, Commodities group. they invest across the entire capital structure, across sectors, industries, and products, and capitalize on "special situations" (i.e., bankruptcies, spin-offs, management change, etc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722209)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:58 PM
Author: appetizing ultramarine prole business firm

what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722233)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: diverse plaza boiling water

GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quantitative Investment Strategies, FIG and TMT banking groups, are also prestigious.

SSG is highly selective and coveted because you get exposure to such a wide swath of investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722239)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: slippery rigor church

go fuck yourself JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#30121584)



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: slippery rigor church

180

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: clear yarmulke station

JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of banks and groups etc (not first hand, just from reading WSO 10 hours a day) than actual finance nuts and bolts. Last time I saw him try to analyze a stock, he was bearish on Google saying that everything but the ads business is a waste of money. Ok I'll take that right up the CEO for you, dumbass gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#44546001)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Free-loading aromatic puppy

can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do that for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722211)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Bipolar hominid



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: splenetic fragrant school cafeteria



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Vigorous Sanctuary Wagecucks



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: Stirring Whorehouse Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:41 AM
Author: know-it-all multi-colored kitchen main people



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:48 PM
Author: wine unhinged ladyboy



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Date: March 9th, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Frisky therapy elastic band



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: pea-brained concupiscible trailer park



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:01 PM
Author: Crimson odious location goyim

Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up making 7 figures a yr within ten years, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722249)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: diverse plaza boiling water

if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722252)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Crimson odious location goyim

No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that group on your resume, isn't it almost a given one will eventually end up making 7 figures at some point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722265)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: diverse plaza boiling water

no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cyclical, volatile, and political. a good name brand will make it easier to get a job at a good firm, but it's not that simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722304)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Crimson odious location goyim

Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at Goldman or Morgan Stanley is now making high 6 figures (or more) at the age of 33-34 at other firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722419)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: diverse plaza boiling water

they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people like that, but it's easy to overestimate how much nyc finance people are making and more importantly, have saved up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722455)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Crimson odious location goyim

They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but how else would one afford a $2.5+ million brownstone/condo in NYC? Clearly, they must be making serious bank to afford such a home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722508)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: diverse plaza boiling water

sure, but that's certainly not the norm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722533)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: spectacular set

Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722538)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: Bonkers digit ratio cruise ship



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Date: February 1st, 2016 3:29 AM
Author: Bateful old irish cottage



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: exciting sienna indian lodge sweet tailpipe

I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make because he is an insecure total failure who is now realizing he'll never make real $, so he wants to pretend his peers and those 10+ years younger than him (like 33 year old bros) aren't really making all that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29868419)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: slippery rigor church



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: blathering cyan marketing idea area

There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who end up at generic F500 jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722468)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:22 PM
Author: Insane bull headed office goal in life

A Blackhawk helicopter hugs the contours of the Amazon River, its rotor wash rippling the jungle eighty feet below like a wave across the sea.

The Managing Director lifts the Raybans from his brow just enough to make eye contact with the two rows of young bankers sitting across from each other in the steel whale's belly. "You boys ready?"

They all nod, stone faced. It was a silly question. They weren't just ready; they had never been more ready. Years at Harvard, long nights fixing spreadsheets, hours of tweaking LinkedIn. It was finally time.

"Remember: you were born a banker," he shouts over the sound of the rotor and the wind and the jungle. "But you were made a Special Situations Operator."

Their ear pieces come alive. "10 seconds to target!"

"Look alive, time to fuck 'em up!"

----

That's what they do.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722372)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: carmine house



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: racy obsidian sound barrier library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722427)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: Elite pisswyrm mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722531)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Vigorous Sanctuary Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722854)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Dull fighting brunch jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29723284)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Grizzly dashing indirect expression

The young banker, near tears, huddled over his wounded brother. He struggled in vain to drag him into safe hiding in the brush amidst crossfire before the rest of the team pushed onward with their mission. But the wounded soldier grabbed him with his remaining energy and held him in place, fixing his brother's gaze on his own.

“No. Go,” he said. “It’s the nature of the assignment.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29723351)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: Vigorous Sanctuary Wagecucks

"Is there anything you want me to pass on? Do you have a girlfriend, a spouse, family or close friends?"

*the dying man ponders for a moment* "um, no, just go..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29723379)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: Insane bull headed office goal in life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29723470)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: carmine house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29723472)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Stirring Whorehouse Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29723479)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Titillating Mad Cow Disease

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29724036)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: dark submissive gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29724050)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:22 AM
Author: Primrose rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#33444095)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:36 AM
Author: Painfully honest affirmative action associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#33444139)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Startling Slimy Ratface Laser Beams

Can't believe I've never seen this thread. The best part of xo is that no matter how long you have been here, there are still tons of 180 poasts waiting to be uncovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#47909171)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: ungodly zombie-like police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#47909175)



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Date: February 9th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Insane bull headed office goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49658234)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: carmine house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29723383)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: maize infuriating casino

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29726741)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: lilac arousing state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29723365)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: ocher bossy senate

pitch perfect Vince Flynn novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29724048)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:46 AM
Author: Bonkers digit ratio cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29726280)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: Alcoholic national faggot firefighter

i suddenly want to watch zero dark thirty why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29762302)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Poppy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29868425)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Disgusting aphrodisiac famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#30121378)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: cowardly liquid oxygen stage

omg 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32234968)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32234970)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Narrow-minded regret range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32710313)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: shimmering telephone nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32710700)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Ivory exhilarant striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32710707)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:37 AM
Author: Painfully honest affirmative action associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#33444141)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: green school cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#35495090)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: Cracking olive black woman orchestra pit

basically: Soros is Red Skull, they're Cap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722467)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: cocky heady locus pozpig

Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to get it as special situatio investing encompasses a lot. Hours are supposed to be awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722484)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: appetizing ultramarine prole business firm

what are hours/culture like in this group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722847)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Vigorous Sanctuary Wagecucks

Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, the grueling physical exercise regiments, weapons training, and even genetic/cybernetic augmentation required means that you have to be willing to "give yourself fully to Goldman."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722934)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: carmine house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722947)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 4:01 AM
Author: Confused chrome dopamine

rumor has it that they don't even own their own cyberbrains. it's GS property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29726354)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: carmine house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29868405)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Narrow-minded regret range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32710302)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: Primrose rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#33444098)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: vibrant becky

was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few years back? IIRC they found some loophole in the law to control the supply of aluminum by just shipping it back and forth from warehouse to warehouse instead of making it available on the open market, thereby causing the price to skyrocket. they made hundreds of millions doing this.

edit: here are the links...

http://www.businessinsider.com/goldmans-alleged-aluminum-scam-2013-7

http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertlenzner/2013/07/25/goldman-sachs-makes-255-million-storing-3-of-global-aluminum-production/#16e8c4c0143e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29722992)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: Smoky Hairraiser Native Weed Whacker

LOL @ these guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29724062)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: vibrant becky

?

i kinda admire that they were able to think up something like this. obvs they're not adding any value to society by doing this but anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29726745)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Smoky Hairraiser Native Weed Whacker

I can see what your saying about how you have to respect someone creative enough to rob like this, but this is the same as those drug price hikers - it's slimy and manipulative and it's only legal cause it's so out of left field that there is no specific law to it. Manipulating the supply chain of a critical industrial component to artificially create an inefficiency and then exploiting that inefficiency is absolutely ridiculous - in many other arenas that kind of behavior is banned outright.

Obviously I am all for making money, but behavior like this is insanely parisitic. You really have to do a lot of mental gymnastics to convince yourself that this is even close to being acceptable, just like the dudes who buy the drug companies and jack the prices up 1000% - they don't even do a middle ground rent seek by improving the product slightly and making it up 2-3x, they nakedly go for the biggest hike which gives off the impression that they expect the behavior to be clamped down upon so they gotta rob as much as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29726802)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse boltzmann

"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it"

That's ludicrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#30121578)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:56 PM
Author: Aqua supple field

jewish as FUARK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29762430)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: jet histrionic death wish gas station

As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be significantly more prestigious 5-7 years ago. Now that banks can't have prop desks any more, their ability to capitalize on these kinds of opportunities is much less than before. There are still some things they can do, just less.

tl;dr still a prestigious group but much less so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29723018)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: diverse plaza boiling water

this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to be, due to capital constraints and regulations. the one knock on it is that they tend to focus on small illiquid investments.

also forgot to mention that GSIP, goldman's internal long-short equity hedge fund, is extremely prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29723503)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: jet histrionic death wish gas station

it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds" anymore, so i'm pretty sure this is not prestigious anymore either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29723512)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: diverse plaza boiling water

by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldman sachs, not that it invests with proprietary capital. GSIP stricly invests with client money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29723543)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: provocative hell

how can i invest in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29726259)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: chestnut site gay wizard

Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clients, not generating massive returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#30121392)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Pearl embarrassed to the bone travel guidebook

SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictators as clients and they help the dictators plan for hiding their money away and escapes and shit just in case the shit hits the fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29723052)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: onyx nofapping temple depressive

Sounds like a fucking TV show

Goldman Sachs: Special Situations Group (SSG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29723492)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: carmine house

*smokes cigar like a grizzled veteran*

C.O. Blankfein: "Welcome to the Goldman Sachs S.S.G. Operator selection program. You have volunteered for the most intensive banking training known to man. You are all proven graduates within the striver community: Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, Wharton, and so on. In spite of your preftige, many of you will not successfully negotiate this program. Those that do, will experience an operational tempo that exceeds that of any other unit within the Goldman Sachs arsenal. That is all that is to be said about the special nature of the S.S.G. training program. I now turn you over to my Command Master Chief, HAHAURFUCKED."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29723519)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Stirring Whorehouse Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29723530)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Vigorous Sanctuary Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29762299)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: Disgusting aphrodisiac famous landscape painting



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: tripping boyish stead



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:49 PM
Author: cowardly liquid oxygen stage



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Narrow-minded regret range



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: shimmering telephone nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32710704)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: Primrose rehab



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:25 AM
Author: 180 private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#33444108)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: green school cuckold



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: ungodly zombie-like police squad



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: carmine house



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: Insane bull headed office goal in life

*GS Spec. Sit. Operator parachuting into the Oscars to wrestle the Best Picture envelope from the PwC dweeb backstage*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32710251)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:19 AM
Author: Narrow-minded regret range



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: charcoal public bath corn cake



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: 180 private investor



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Date: August 20th, 2019 7:53 AM
Author: Frisky therapy elastic band



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: ungodly zombie-like police squad



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: ungodly zombie-like police squad



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: Floppy Rigpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#45703620)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 8:03 AM
Author: ungodly zombie-like police squad



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Date: January 4th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: Charismatic fluffy idea he suggested

great job in caracas guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49561157)