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$50mm cash but if you every touch ur eye it explodes. Do you take it??
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Date: March 5th, 2026 11:51 AM Author: Vibrant hateful theater stage $50mm cash no strings BUT if you ever touch one of your eyes that eye explodes. DO YOU TAKE THE $$???? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49717442) |
Date: March 5th, 2026 12:18 PM Author: Cowardly comical hall Touching both of my $50m exploding eyes and biting down on all of my soft teeth simultaneously in a final blaze of glory. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49717574) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: apoplectic school cafeteria fuck no, this is inevitable during sleep/napping, ANAL SEX with your cousin, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49717580) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: Vibrant hateful theater stage what if the ability was more generalized to where if you ever touched anyones eyes they would explode
so in addition to the $50mm you could also become the best MMA fighter or boxer in history by exploding ur opponents yes and never losing
and if a black guy ever attacks you on the street to take the audacious jewelry you bought with your $50mm you could explode their eyes |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: cream slippery stage Easy yes. Would be happy to wear goggles/gloves every time I sleep for the rest of my life. When not sleeping, easy as fuck to not touch my eye. And for $50 million I could wear 180 kid gloves every day and just be the kooky rich dude peacocking in kid gloves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49717597) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:24 PM Author: dashing state macaca One weird trick tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49717606) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:24 PM Author: pale stubborn sound barrier i wear contact lenses. im out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49717605) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:24 PM Author: dashing state macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49717607) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: cream slippery stage Thoughts on LASIK whether at full price or a steep discount? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49717615) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: apoplectic school cafeteria you weren't asking me, but the tiny chance lasik DESTROYS your vision and/or life is not worth it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49717630) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:52 PM Author: pale stubborn sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49717778) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: avocado market No way. I doubt I'd make it a week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49717614) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: laughsome mad cow disease i'm always touching my eyes. that's how they stay put (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49717788) |