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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328896) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330497) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330523) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site Rage, rice boi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330536) |
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Irradiated fiercely-loyal party of the first part place of business wwop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328898) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site What was I going to do, use a polaroid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328901) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: massive charcoal cumskin lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328905) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Cracking ceo Did you learn nothing from Clueless? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329538) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: Green out-of-control love of her life *The Crush (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329556) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330499) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330513) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: Glassy rehab therapy I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328902) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328908) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330501) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: shimmering adventurous windowlicker guys in my high school did this all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328904) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Flirting Flesh Dilemma Dysfunction How old was she (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328906) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site 19 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328911) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Flirting Flesh Dilemma Dysfunction Wow, how did you manage that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328917) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328935) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Flirting Flesh Dilemma Dysfunction What do you mean “from irl” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328941) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328944) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Flirting Flesh Dilemma Dysfunction I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328948) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328954) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: deep exciting generalized bond ok, i believe now.
did you use a rubber? how was she? |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328963) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330510) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: Flirting Flesh Dilemma Dysfunction So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.
Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328971) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM Author: Flirting Flesh Dilemma Dysfunction Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328980) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328990) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM Author: Flirting Flesh Dilemma Dysfunction Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.
How nice was it? When did you leave? |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Irradiated fiercely-loyal party of the first part place of business mfcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329007) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM Author: Glassy rehab therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329013) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM Author: Charismatic Aqua Marketing Idea While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329287) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: shimmering adventurous windowlicker always keep your pubes presentable tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329294) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM Author: Salmon vivacious striped hyena How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?
Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site It was all in the hotel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329445) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: Salmon vivacious striped hyena Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329467) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site Well...yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329470) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330526) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: Charismatic Aqua Marketing Idea Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329485) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: Salmon vivacious striped hyena 🤡🤡🤡📸 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329493) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330524) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Charismatic Aqua Marketing Idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329449) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330517) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM Author: Shivering sickened theater stage gay wizard Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329039) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329453) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: Salmon vivacious striped hyena Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329552) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329584) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330515) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330508) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330506) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330505) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330502) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Green out-of-control love of her life I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328907) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: henna blathering gunner trailer park As if (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328913) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: deep exciting generalized bond i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.
(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone). |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Glassy rehab therapy there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328929) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM Author: Flirting Flesh Dilemma Dysfunction Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328936) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: deep exciting generalized bond i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.
one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.
when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.
the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.
didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM Author: Silver exhilarant turdskin "it's a lot, but doable"
he's azn |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: deep exciting generalized bond he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.
kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right? |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM Author: Salmon vivacious striped hyena Both are ugly hapas.
So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM Author: deep exciting generalized bond 180 monikor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329363) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM Author: histrionic water buffalo Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49332549) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: Flirting Flesh Dilemma Dysfunction Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328933) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: deep exciting generalized bond oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328951) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: Glassy rehab therapy me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329009) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: Salmon vivacious striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329327) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: Laughsome Sapphire Dingle Berry Polaroids or it didn’t happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328973) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM Author: White Geriatric Boiling Water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329424) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: Charismatic Aqua Marketing Idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329498) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM Author: Bateful godawful set feces My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329000) |
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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: histrionic water buffalo This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49342357) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Shivering sickened theater stage gay wizard Yeah this totally happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329042) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329306) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Charismatic Aqua Marketing Idea I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329372) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: deep exciting generalized bond life is random sometimes though.
this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: Salmon vivacious striped hyena The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329431) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: deep exciting generalized bond if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.
until that happens, this is a true story.
people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.
claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM Author: Salmon vivacious striped hyena You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329456) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: deep exciting generalized bond (((consuela))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329464) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Salmon vivacious striped hyena Nice edit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329481) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: deep exciting generalized bond fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329483) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329397) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: Charismatic Aqua Marketing Idea You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329465) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: claret self-absorbed area He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329473) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329482) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: Charismatic Aqua Marketing Idea Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329576) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: Thirsty pocket flask stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330016) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330491) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330528) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330522) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Ungodly Fortuitous Meteor When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329452) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Salmon vivacious striped hyena Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329475) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Charismatic Aqua Marketing Idea tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site I didn't have a suite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329484) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: Charismatic Aqua Marketing Idea See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329491) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329520) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: Charismatic Aqua Marketing Idea You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329529) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site Ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329535) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Salmon vivacious striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329543) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330488) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330530) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330521) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: soul-stirring lemon sweet tailpipe *guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329500) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: White Geriatric Boiling Water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329502) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Salmon vivacious striped hyena Is this guy a known poster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329522) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site 21 actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329523) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: Silver exhilarant turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329979) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: Charismatic Aqua Marketing Idea anyway, gotta go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329532) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: Submissive Hunting Ground University no one has ever had sex afaict (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329561) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: Light Heady Church Building Puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329801) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: red talking principal's office round eye she still thinks about u wistfully, probably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329640) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: aromatic forum volcanic crater to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329665) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: Magenta Rebellious Mood Circlehead You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329798) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.
I'm just old, ty. |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM Author: razzle filthy digit ratio gas station OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49331136) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: Cream Menage posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: Light Heady Church Building Puppy http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329936) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: Silver exhilarant turdskin be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329981) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: Cream Menage now i know how tribe felt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330128) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: obsidian heaven Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330153) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: Boyish idiotic plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330489) |
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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: Floppy cocky hominid gaping Misspelled 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50069334) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Amber vengeful business firm i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330125) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: obsidian heaven No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330146) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330525) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: aphrodisiac bonkers parlor police squad If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330165) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Site My moniker has changed frequently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330339) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: aquamarine community account abode 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330527) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: Slippery Macaca Tattoo There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330514) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM Author: Nighttime poppy garrison genital piercing nigs are so stupid it's unreal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330533) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: ruby titillating market 180! Can confirm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330535) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM Author: White Geriatric Boiling Water pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49331124) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM Author: painfully honest national cuckoldry I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330758) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: histrionic water buffalo Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49332542) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM Author: Contagious resort mad cow disease I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49331141) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: claret self-absorbed area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49332522) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: spruce 180 hall Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49332561) |
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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: Olive Ladyboy I want to believe
But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.
If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something? |
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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:24 AM Author: dull coiffed depressive headpube OP is Gen X lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50069362) |