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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Contagious Theater Stage
  11/17/13
wow great point man
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  11/17/13
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  02/09/14
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Contagious Theater Stage
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
Cerebral Double Fault Boistinker
  03/24/26
like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu
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  03/24/26
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razzle-dazzle stage
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Razzle candlestick maker useless brakes
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
cream site chad
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
Thriller Thirsty Alpha Base
  11/18/13
tp
vigorous wrinkle
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
Snowy milk lay
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
canary church
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
razzle-dazzle stage
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
canary church
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Contagious Theater Stage
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
canary church
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Out-of-control arrogant faggot firefighter
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
canary church
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
clear pit dingle berry
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Swashbuckling orchid field mother
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Contagious Theater Stage
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
milky slippery area
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Contagious Theater Stage
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
embarrassed to the bone wonderful plaza
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
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  04/07/16
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vibrant range sweet tailpipe
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
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  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
Laughsome resort hominid
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Bateful lodge regret
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
Beady-eyed boltzmann
  11/17/13
?
Ruddy abusive principal's office philosopher-king
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
wild french chef fat ankles
  11/18/13
Well?
violent kitchen fanboi
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Mind-boggling Nursing Home Toilet Seat
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Soul-stirring Unholy Goal In Life Tanning Salon
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
razzle-dazzle stage
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Cordovan pungent toaster
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Stimulating Hairy Legs National Security Agency
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Soul-stirring Unholy Goal In Life Tanning Salon
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Contagious Theater Stage
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Soul-stirring Unholy Goal In Life Tanning Salon
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Stimulating Hairy Legs National Security Agency
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
canary church
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Contagious Theater Stage
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Soul-stirring Unholy Goal In Life Tanning Salon
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Contagious Theater Stage
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
canary church
  11/17/13
You're done here
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  11/19/13
(idiot)
canary church
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Medicated shitlib
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Razzmatazz menage
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Contagious Theater Stage
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Medicated shitlib
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Swashbuckling orchid field mother
  11/17/13
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canary church
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Medicated shitlib
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
honey-headed dilemma
  11/17/13
only?
Razzmatazz menage
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
canary church
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
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indecent federal den
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Topaz Parlor
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Contagious Theater Stage
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Stimulating Hairy Legs National Security Agency
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Coiffed brindle space
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Medicated shitlib
  11/17/13
lol
Coiffed brindle space
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Topaz Parlor
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Razzmatazz menage
  11/17/13
lmao.
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cq
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vigorous wrinkle
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
chrome yarmulke
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
Thriller Thirsty Alpha Base
  11/18/13
Underrated
narrow-minded crusty church building brethren
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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  12/22/14
tyft mental image
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  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Boyish Glassy Parlour Love Of Her Life
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
canary church
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Boyish Glassy Parlour Love Of Her Life
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
canary church
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Topaz Parlor
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
canary church
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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  11/17/13
*legit retard*
chrome yarmulke
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Boyish Glassy Parlour Love Of Her Life
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
chrome yarmulke
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Medicated shitlib
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
canary church
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Boyish Glassy Parlour Love Of Her Life
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
tripping rehab
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
canary church
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
canary church
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Boyish Glassy Parlour Love Of Her Life
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
canary church
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Boyish Glassy Parlour Love Of Her Life
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
canary church
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
tripping rehab
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
canary church
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
tripping rehab
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
tripping rehab
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
chrome yarmulke
  11/17/13
LOL
canary church
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Boyish Glassy Parlour Love Of Her Life
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
chrome yarmulke
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Boyish Glassy Parlour Love Of Her Life
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
chrome yarmulke
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
Charismatic jew police squad
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
Cordovan pungent toaster
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
exciting underhanded mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
really embarassing
marvelous black voyeur
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Contagious Theater Stage
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Boyish Glassy Parlour Love Of Her Life
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
chrome yarmulke
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
narrow-minded crusty church building brethren
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Razzmatazz menage
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Contagious Theater Stage
  11/17/13
well executed flame
exhilarant point
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
umber bearded gas station really tough guy
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
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  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
Nubile theatre
  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
chrome yarmulke
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Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
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  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Contagious Theater Stage
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
seedy carmine library roast beef
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Contagious Theater Stage
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
irate multi-colored office
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
Onyx flirting casino
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
irate multi-colored office
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Spectacular shaky doctorate
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Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Contagious Theater Stage
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
Spectacular shaky doctorate
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
irate multi-colored office
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cowardly skinny woman mental disorder
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
Balding Pearl Elastic Band
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Contagious Theater Stage
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
irate multi-colored office
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
Rose Stead
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
wild french chef fat ankles
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I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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indecent federal den
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
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  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
Contagious Theater Stage
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ty, brother.
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silver wagecucks pervert
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
Diverse rebellious kitty
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
umber bearded gas station really tough guy
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show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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Hateful Knife Rigpig
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
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if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
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woah, it's you
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Titillating public bath affirmative action

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Maroon cocky pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: Cerebral Double Fault Boistinker

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Cerebral Double Fault Boistinker

like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Cerebral Double Fault Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49768855)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: Cerebral Double Fault Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49769159)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Cerebral Double Fault Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49771725)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Razzle candlestick maker useless brakes

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: cream site chad

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Thriller Thirsty Alpha Base

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: vigorous wrinkle

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Snowy milk lay

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: canary church

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stage

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: canary church

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: canary church

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Out-of-control arrogant faggot firefighter

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: canary church

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: clear pit dingle berry

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling orchid field mother

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: milky slippery area

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone wonderful plaza

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: arousing ultramarine quadroon

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: vibrant range sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: cracking zombie-like step-uncle's house

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Laughsome resort hominid

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Bateful lodge regret

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed boltzmann

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Ruddy abusive principal's office philosopher-king

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: wild french chef fat ankles

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: violent kitchen fanboi

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Nursing Home Toilet Seat

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Unholy Goal In Life Tanning Salon

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stage

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Cordovan pungent toaster

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Stimulating Hairy Legs National Security Agency

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Unholy Goal In Life Tanning Salon

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Unholy Goal In Life Tanning Salon

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Stimulating Hairy Legs National Security Agency

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: canary church

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Unholy Goal In Life Tanning Salon

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: canary church

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: racy fantasy-prone national

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: canary church

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Medicated shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz menage

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Medicated shitlib

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling orchid field mother

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: canary church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Medicated shitlib

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: honey-headed dilemma

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz menage

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: canary church

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: canary church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: indecent federal den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Topaz Parlor

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Stimulating Hairy Legs National Security Agency

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Coiffed brindle space

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Medicated shitlib

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Coiffed brindle space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Topaz Parlor

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz menage

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Thriller Thirsty Alpha Base

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: hairraiser stag film

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: vigorous wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: chrome yarmulke

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Thriller Thirsty Alpha Base

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: narrow-minded crusty church building brethren

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Grizzly stage

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Brass meetinghouse patrolman

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: disrespectful weed whacker

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Boyish Glassy Parlour Love Of Her Life

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: canary church

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Boyish Glassy Parlour Love Of Her Life

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: canary church

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Topaz Parlor

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: canary church

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: House-broken indian lodge community account

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: chrome yarmulke

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Boyish Glassy Parlour Love Of Her Life

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: chrome yarmulke

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Medicated shitlib

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: canary church

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Boyish Glassy Parlour Love Of Her Life

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: tripping rehab

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: canary church

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: canary church

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Boyish Glassy Parlour Love Of Her Life

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: canary church

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Boyish Glassy Parlour Love Of Her Life

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: canary church

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: tripping rehab

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: canary church

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: tripping rehab

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: tripping rehab

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: chrome yarmulke

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: canary church

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Boyish Glassy Parlour Love Of Her Life

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: chrome yarmulke

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Boyish Glassy Parlour Love Of Her Life

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: chrome yarmulke

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Charismatic jew police squad

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Cordovan pungent toaster

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: exciting underhanded mad-dog skullcap

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: marvelous black voyeur

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Boyish Glassy Parlour Love Of Her Life

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: chrome yarmulke

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: narrow-minded crusty church building brethren

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz menage

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: exhilarant point

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: umber bearded gas station really tough guy

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Transparent autistic son of senegal ticket booth

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Nubile theatre

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: chrome yarmulke

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Jet center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Rose Stead

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: disgusting provocative mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Jet center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: tantric aphrodisiac orchestra pit karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: seedy carmine library roast beef

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: seedy carmine library roast beef

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: irate multi-colored office

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Onyx flirting casino

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: irate multi-colored office

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Spectacular shaky doctorate

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Spectacular shaky doctorate

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: irate multi-colored office

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: cowardly skinny woman mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Balding Pearl Elastic Band

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: irate multi-colored office

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Rose Stead

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: wild french chef fat ankles

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Corner

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: burgundy school cafeteria turdskin

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Passionate Azure Address

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: indecent federal den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: hilarious slimy mexican

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Fishy useless goyim sanctuary

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: umber bearded gas station really tough guy

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Geriatric demanding dopamine theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: silver wagecucks pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Diverse rebellious kitty

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: umber bearded gas station really tough guy

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Effete abode

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Hateful Knife Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: trip deranged locale

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Brass meetinghouse patrolman

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: histrionic fighting ceo

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: ungodly cerise temple

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: bipolar internal respiration

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Brass meetinghouse patrolman

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: jet-lagged market

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: talented indigo spot clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: arousing ultramarine quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: glittery cruise ship

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Heady carnelian chapel generalized bond

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: appetizing crackhouse trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: arousing ultramarine quadroon

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: lemon floppy athletic conference main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Abnormal hairless forum juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: motley brunch boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: odious misunderstood reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: cracking zombie-like step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: vigorous wrinkle

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: excitant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#47457883)



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