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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
heady puce garrison
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
awkward cream gunner
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: heady puce garrison

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Burgundy spectacular menage

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: gold thriller church building

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Umber Exhilarant Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: arousing slate macaca twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: charcoal alcoholic bawdyhouse half-breed

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: charcoal alcoholic bawdyhouse half-breed

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: glittery yapping heaven queen of the night



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: awkward cream gunner

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: heady puce garrison

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: awkward cream gunner

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: heady puce garrison

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: slippery pearl messiness



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Supple Legal Warrant Hospital

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: overrated theater new version

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: heady puce garrison

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Supple Legal Warrant Hospital

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: heady puce garrison

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Supple Legal Warrant Hospital

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: gold thriller church building

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: glittery yapping heaven queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Learning disabled lime mood lettuce

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Comical shrine giraffe

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Buff stimulating laser beams parlor

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Burgundy spectacular menage

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Comical shrine giraffe



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac community account double fault

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Burgundy spectacular menage

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: heady puce garrison

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: amber mind-boggling library doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: ebony whorehouse marketing idea

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Chest-beating Vibrant Deer Antler

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Orange Preventive Strike Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Outnumbered Electric Ticket Booth

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Supple Legal Warrant Hospital

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: gold thriller church building

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Ultramarine state tank

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: heady puce garrison

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: gold thriller church building

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Outnumbered Electric Ticket Booth

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: heady puce garrison

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Outnumbered Electric Ticket Booth

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Chest-beating Vibrant Deer Antler

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: gold thriller church building

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Outnumbered Electric Ticket Booth

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: gold thriller church building

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Ultramarine state tank

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: gold thriller church building

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Provocative lemon kitchen

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Outnumbered Electric Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: gold thriller church building

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Rambunctious Sickened Fanboi Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Rambunctious Sickened Fanboi Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: internet-worthy toilet seat quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Rose field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: awkward cream gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: adventurous spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Bistre appetizing stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: cracking box office corn cake

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Comical shrine giraffe

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered Electric Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: fluffy tantric nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: turquoise lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Ruddy floppy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: peach athletic conference love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: self-centered greedy legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: primrose center sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Mentally impaired cerise theater stage rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: peach athletic conference love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Aromatic generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Aromatic generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: high-end casino

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Orange Preventive Strike Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: dull 180 temple alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Provocative lemon kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Out-of-control native headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: cracking box office corn cake

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Dashing brindle private investor goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Aromatic generalized bond

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: azure motley market idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: gold thriller church building

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: frisky aqua locale gay wizard

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: gold thriller church building

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Ultramarine state tank

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: gold thriller church building

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Idiotic red site

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Outnumbered Electric Ticket Booth

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Provocative lemon kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: cracking box office corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Shimmering party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Marvelous piazza hairy legs

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Trip home fortuitous meteor

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Razzle Death Wish Set

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Supple Legal Warrant Hospital

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: exciting genital piercing

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: amethyst knife national security agency

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Outnumbered Electric Ticket Booth

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine state tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Umber Exhilarant Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Ultramarine state tank

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: opaque plaza affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Excitant hell incel

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring antidepressant drug

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: well-lubricated abode

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Supple Legal Warrant Hospital

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: well-lubricated abode

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Ultramarine state tank

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Excitant hell incel

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Mildly autistic contagious circlehead trailer park

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: glittery yapping heaven queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: bateful resort mad cow disease

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: cracking box office corn cake

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Passionate milk stage

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: concupiscible dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Ultramarine state tank

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Impertinent newt stain

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Fishy bat-shit-crazy business firm partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Ultramarine state tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: lavender vivacious area pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: charcoal alcoholic bawdyhouse half-breed

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Chrome Odious Property Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Rose field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good aquamarine black woman useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine state tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Chrome Odious Property Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Ultramarine state tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Rose field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Ultramarine state tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Insecure Public Bath Juggernaut

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Rose field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: amethyst knife national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Citrine hilarious space friendly grandma

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Rambunctious Sickened Fanboi Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Offensive walnut chapel kitty cat

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Offensive walnut chapel kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: flushed boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Umber Exhilarant Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Rose field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: at-the-ready bronze wagecucks meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: internet-worthy toilet seat quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: curious skinny woman

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: crystalline hot university volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: galvanic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: curious skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: curious skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Boyish pungent stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: crystalline hot university volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Abnormal trust fund

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: heady puce garrison

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: racy blathering candlestick maker school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: beta ladyboy

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Rambunctious Sickened Fanboi Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Rambunctious Sickened Fanboi Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: internet-worthy toilet seat quadroon

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: amethyst knife national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Copper Charismatic Dysfunction Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: dark range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Nighttime Den Ceo

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Rambunctious Sickened Fanboi Brunch

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed sanctuary

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: effete bright clown selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Rose field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Rose field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: effete bright clown selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: White Gaming Laptop Rehab

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Drab cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Lilac indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: indigo lascivious old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good aquamarine black woman useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: at-the-ready bronze wagecucks meetinghouse

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Canary Locus Chad

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: effete bright clown selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Green big travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Rose field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Green big travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Impertinent newt stain

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Flatulent rebellious church

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: angry roommate mad-dog skullcap

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: peach athletic conference love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: titillating jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: angry roommate mad-dog skullcap

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: titillating jew

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: angry roommate mad-dog skullcap

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: angry roommate mad-dog skullcap

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Mustard Crackhouse Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Rose field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Cerebral tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored violent dopamine

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: self-centered greedy legend

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Sienna wonderful orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: dark range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: misunderstood stead kitty

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Claret national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: fantasy-prone principal's office voyeur

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: crystalline hot university volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: stirring elastic band faggot firefighter

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Jet main people

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: arousing slate macaca twinkling uncleanness

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: dark range

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: nofapping hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: arousing slate macaca twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49735840)