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Date: January 26th, 2026 8:03 AM Author: Crystalline roast beef
belligerents atm: 2,000 federal agents vs 5,000 trained Bolsheviks + 5,000 various scum, journalists, and traitors inside the government
so far it’s Feds 2 Bolshies 0
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49619543) |
Date: January 26th, 2026 8:10 AM Author: Crystalline roast beef
for a look at the lay of the land, a U.S. special forces guy explains what’s going on
“As a former Special Forces Warrant Officer with multiple rotations running counterinsurgency ops—both hunting insurgents and trying to separate them from sympathetic populations—I’ve seen organized resistance up close. From Anbar to Helmand, the pattern is familiar: spotters, cutouts, dead drops (or modern equivalents), disciplined comms, role specialization, and a willingness to absorb casualties while bleeding the stronger force slowly.
What’s unfolding in Minneapolis right now isn’t “protest.” It’s low-level insurgency infrastructure, built by people who’ve clearly studied the playbook.
Signal groups at 1,000-member cap per zone. Dedicated roles: mobile chasers, plate checkers logging vehicle data into shared databases, 24/7 dispatch nodes vectoring assets, SALUTE-style reporting (Size, Activity, Location, Unit, Time, Equipment) on suspected federal vehicles. Daily chat rotations and timed deletions to frustrate forensic recovery. Vetting processes for new joiners. Mutual aid from sympathetic locals (teachers providing cover, possible PD tip-offs on license plate lookups). Home-base coordination points. Rapid escalation from observation to physical obstruction—or worse.
This isn’t spontaneous outrage. This is C2 (command and control) with redundancy, OPSEC hygiene, and task organization that would make a SF team sergeant nod in recognition. Replace “ICE agents” with “occupying coalition forces” and the structure maps almost 1:1 to early-stage urban cells we hunted in the mid-2000s.
The most sobering part? It’s domestic. Funded, trained (somewhere), and directed by people who live in the same country they’re trying to paralyze law enforcement in. When your own citizens build and operate this level of parallel intelligence and rapid-response network against federal officers—complete with doxxing, vehicle pursuits, and harassment that’s already turned lethal—you’re no longer dealing with civil disobedience. You’re facing a distributed resistance that’s learned the lessons of successful insurgencies: stay below the kinetic threshold most of the time, force over-reaction when possible, maintain popular support through narrative, and never present a single center of gravity.
I spent years training partner forces to dismantle exactly this kind of apparatus. Now pieces of it are standing up in American cities, enabled by elements of local government and civil society. That should keep every thinking American awake at night.
Not because I want escalation. But because history shows these things don’t de-escalate on their own once the infrastructure exists and the cadre believe they’re winning the information war.
We either recognize what we’re actually looking at—or we pretend it’s still just “activism” until the structures harden and spread.
Your call, America. But from where I sit, this isn’t January 2026 politics anymore.
It’s phase one of something we’ve spent decades trying to keep off our own soil.”
https://x.com/schwalm5132/status/2015470661490057540
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49619553) |
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Date: January 26th, 2026 11:56 AM Author: Crystalline roast beef
where in that thread did I “spend much of 2024 asserting that trump would quickly end the war and it would end with a white peace with ukraine losing no territory?”
I might have missed it
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49620187)
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Date: January 26th, 2026 12:13 PM Author: crawly fear-inspiring gay wizard
>hates Arabs
>hates Russians
>hates Commies
>hates gooks
>hates taxes and social programs
>loves Cold War
>loves neoconservatism
>loves free market capitalism
>landlords are inherently good people doing a public service
Agrees with these people on everything:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irving_Kristol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Shapiro
Shabat Shalom, my friend!
This is your brain on Isreal
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49620250) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 5:47 PM Author: turquoise marvelous office factory reset button
the pretti shooting looks like it was a fuckup
pretti's stupidity served as the foundation
as did good's stupidity
do not fall into the trap of "need to target criminals first" that is political bullshit. they need to target whomever they know is an illegal. they've given them a chance to get paid to leave, already. more political bullshit, but it is what it is
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49624615) |
Date: January 26th, 2026 10:00 AM Author: gold state legend
ICE can't find anyone who will treat their wounded
https://x.com/i/status/2015662116124991849
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49619817) |
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Date: January 26th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: Magenta locus deer antler
its quite clear that Trump etc wants to create a center of focus for this stuff. 2,000 ICE for Minneapolis does seem a bit extreme. Even in the best case scenario, it brings out the most insane shitlibs to make fools of themselves.
Antifa from across the country are traveling there to join in. Dunno if the goal is to create some flashpoint where they can clamp down on libs etc, but there is a zero chance that these people don't try to start shooting ICE soon.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49619956)
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Date: January 26th, 2026 11:51 AM Author: Crystalline roast beef
Leftist scum to wounded cop: “I’m not scared of your pussy ass”
*catches beanbag to the gut and yelps in pain*
https://x.com/themagahulk/status/2015651966672585147
Lmao
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49620164) |
Date: January 26th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: lascivious rigpig box office
Kinda surprised at the number of gooftarded feminized clueless dorks in this thread and on xo in general
"Libertarianism" really did "one shot" so many 115 IQ millennial males
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49620278) |
Date: January 26th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: Cowardly Vivacious School Wrinkle
Greg Abbott stands with ICE
https://x.com/i/status/2015828378369011889
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49620525) |
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Date: January 26th, 2026 2:09 PM Author: Crystalline roast beef
that’s only one of the many tactics they use
also verbal attacks on the LEO’s honor to try to get them riled up, the use whistles and other loud noises to sow cognitive chaos, and even hypnosis techniques to get the rank and file to ignore their fears and confront the agents
the deaths of their street operators are not accidents, they are part of the escalation plan
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49620723) |
Date: January 26th, 2026 3:58 PM Author: gold state legend
JUST IN - Top Border Patrol official Gregory Bovino and some of his agents are expected to leave Minneapolis tomorrow and return to their respective sectors — CNN
https://x.com/i/status/2015886164092211531
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49621042) |
Date: January 26th, 2026 7:10 PM Author: Cowardly Vivacious School Wrinkle
Date: January 26th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)
belligerents atm: 2,000 federal agents vs 5,000 trained Bolsheviks + 5,000 various scum, journalists, and traitors inside the government
so far it’s Feds 2 Bolshies 0
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2#49619543)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49621664) |
Date: January 26th, 2026 11:54 PM Author: Crystalline roast beef
after Trump’s conversations with Frey and Walz, local riot police are busting up the unlawful assemblies
https://x.com/bubblebathgirl/status/2015998663168815515
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49622571) |
Date: January 27th, 2026 12:50 AM Author: Crystalline roast beef
faggot Frey still defiant about not helping ICE
this isn’t even remotely over
https://x.com/mayorfrey/status/2015917708487918029
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49622659) |
Date: January 27th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: Crystalline roast beef
shrieking lib bitch singing a different tune now that the cops are finally pushing back
https://x.com/blueskylibs/status/2015832948306583937
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49623142) |
Date: January 27th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Crystalline roast beef
whatever Trump said to get Walz to call out the state police seems to be pushing the rats down their hole for now
“ 1/27/26 - Notes From a Competent Lawyer:
Walz blinked; now his cops are protecting ICE agent hotels. Moreover, we have compromised the left's Signal networks, and they are freaking out. Finally, the dead communist uproar never really happened; it's already fading.
The left is losing the battle of Mogadishu, MN, because Trump has stayed strong (If you think sending in Tom Homan is evidence of backing down, I cannot help you). So, the left has three choices:
1. Continue down the same path. This presents problems since the state (probably not local) cops are helping. Also, it's not getting the traction the left wants. Normies don't like the shooting of the dead commie, but they are not about to stop deportations because of it. Finally, normals will soon tire of the chaos - Trump acting reasonably undermined the left's "The problem is Trump and ICE exist" message.
2. Pull back and regroup for the next Current Thing. Alinsky taught that everything eventually becomes a drag. They could declare victory ("TRUMP BLINKED") and stop the organized chaos. Then they can get ready for another fight. But their own side will be mad. They want to TO SO SOMETHING ABOUT LITERAL NAZIS!
That leaves...
3. Direct violence. During the 60s-70s, the left launched a bloody low-scale insurrection with murders and bombings. Groups like the Weather Underground and the SLA fought the police; the government fought them like a criminal matter. This time, the left could again shoot cops, bomb things, and the like. But we just fought two insurgencies overseas and know how to map and disrupt networks. Killing ICE agents, while orgasmic for leftists, would turn the normals hard against the left and all the Trump admin to ruthlessly crush them.
Here's the problem. The left's logic demands escalation against its existential enemy. Direct actions (which we have already seen, but that have had minimal effect) are nearly inevitable. What does a low-grade insurgency look like? Check in next time right here...”
https://x.com/kurtschlichter/status/2016230382698635305
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49624397) |
Date: January 28th, 2026 8:56 AM Author: exciting trailer park
interesting breakdown (if it's all true) of how the libs are using Signal, etc., to fight the battle. this is clever use of tech and organizing.
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https://x.com/bitchuneedsoap/status/2016282085938323514
Uncovering The Bullshit Vol 1: Beyond Signal - The Anti-Ice Files
With help from @astrarce
For months, online networks have tracked ICE agents in real time — logging license plates, tagging vehicles, sharing intel in private chats. Now, leaked documents reveal how the system actually works, who built it, and who's funding it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49626069) |
Date: January 28th, 2026 10:53 AM Author: exciting trailer park
again, speculation, but here is a breakdown of the last text communications involving a protester who have been Pretti himself.
https://x.com/ItsYourGov/status/2016156196667896260
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49626362) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 4:49 PM Author: Crystalline roast beef
is it legal to destroy government property?
https://x.com/alx/status/2016619872147349906
Pretti had a death wish
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49627450) |
Date: January 29th, 2026 7:50 AM Author: Crystalline roast beef
Walz declares that the rebels brought the Trump admin “to their knees.” Says he will never run for office again, saying “I’ll just do the work” and “there’s other ways to serve”
unclear if he’s just blistering on his way to irrelevancy or if he’s gonna join the underground movement
https://x.com/jimhansondc/status/2016853615911018519
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5826768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49629700) |
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