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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
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  02/22/12
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  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Walnut pozpig pocket flask
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Irradiated flesh principal's office marketing idea
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Walnut pozpig pocket flask
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
blue laser beams
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
orange queen of the night
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Walnut pozpig pocket flask
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
orange queen of the night
  02/22/12
u jelly
Walnut pozpig pocket flask
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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Irradiated flesh principal's office marketing idea
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
apoplectic cerebral dragon
  02/23/12
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Irradiated flesh principal's office marketing idea
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
bateful keepsake machete
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
adventurous parlor
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
nubile pit
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
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  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
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  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
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this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
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exhilarant fear-inspiring philosopher-king dysfunction
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
Razzmatazz hissy fit
  02/25/12
cr
Curious travel guidebook trump supporter
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
bateful keepsake machete
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
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  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
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  03/31/12
great american novelist
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Chrome son of senegal
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
bateful keepsake machete
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
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Charismatic School
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Charismatic School
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
nubile pit
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Curious travel guidebook trump supporter
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
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Irradiated flesh principal's office marketing idea
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is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
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At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
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lmao, forgot how funny this video is
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  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: bateful keepsake machete

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: ivory titillating police squad international law enforcement agency



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Walnut pozpig pocket flask

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Irradiated flesh principal's office marketing idea

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Walnut pozpig pocket flask

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: blue laser beams

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: orange queen of the night

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Walnut pozpig pocket flask

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: orange queen of the night

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Walnut pozpig pocket flask

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Adulterous Cumskin

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Irradiated flesh principal's office marketing idea



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: apoplectic cerebral dragon

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Irradiated flesh principal's office marketing idea



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: bateful keepsake machete

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: adventurous parlor

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: nubile pit

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Irradiated flesh principal's office marketing idea

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: exciting cocky immigrant puppy

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Irradiated flesh principal's office marketing idea

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: bateful keepsake machete

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Irradiated flesh principal's office marketing idea



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: exhilarant fear-inspiring philosopher-king dysfunction



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz hissy fit

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Curious travel guidebook trump supporter

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: bateful keepsake machete

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: contagious hyperventilating skinny woman

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Irradiated flesh principal's office marketing idea



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Cyan buck-toothed sneaky criminal base

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Irradiated flesh principal's office marketing idea

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Chrome son of senegal



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: bateful keepsake machete

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: dun vibrant nursing home masturbator

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Charismatic School



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Charismatic School

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: nubile pit

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Curious travel guidebook trump supporter

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: dun vibrant nursing home masturbator

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Irradiated flesh principal's office marketing idea



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Sable mind-boggling church

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: filthy olive patrolman turdskin

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Curious travel guidebook trump supporter

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: dun vibrant nursing home masturbator



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: Know-it-all ceo prole



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: poppy arousing karate space



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: offensive lodge genital piercing



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: contagious hyperventilating skinny woman

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Ebony vengeful personal credit line background story

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: offensive lodge genital piercing



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: excitant home



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: contagious hyperventilating skinny woman



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