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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
red address love of her life
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
High-end claret factory reset button boltzmann
  07/09/12
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Razzle-dazzle honey-headed property
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Sepia mildly autistic brethren cruise ship
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Sepia mildly autistic brethren cruise ship
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Sepia mildly autistic brethren cruise ship
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Crimson police squad public bath
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Crimson police squad public bath
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Comical university
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Comical university
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Comical university
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Diverse Gaming Laptop
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
passionate stage
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
cowardly hell
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Impertinent cheese-eating gas station boistinker
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
at-the-ready stirring toilet seat dysfunction
  07/09/12
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Razzle-dazzle honey-headed property
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Sepia mildly autistic brethren cruise ship
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum
  07/09/12
stfu
at-the-ready stirring toilet seat dysfunction
  07/09/12
180
Cobalt orchestra pit
  07/09/12
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crystalline bawdyhouse
  07/13/12
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Multi-colored fat ankles
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Appetizing Medicated Pit Puppy
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Appetizing Medicated Pit Puppy
  07/09/12
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Bespoke parlour
  07/04/19
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Razzle-dazzle honey-headed property
  07/13/12
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Bespoke parlour
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Fantasy-prone Goyim
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Vibrant bonkers old irish cottage partner
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
fishy autistic chapel
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Vibrant bonkers old irish cottage partner
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Sienna Irradiated Whorehouse Pocket Flask
  03/04/25
lol kike
Multi-colored fat ankles
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Rebellious native
  07/04/19
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Trip submissive half-breed goal in life
  08/10/22
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Chartreuse boyish patrolman
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
grizzly underhanded roast beef
  07/24/24
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hyperventilating stock car
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
wine sanctuary
  09/22/24
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Sienna Irradiated Whorehouse Pocket Flask
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
greedy embarrassed to the bone toaster
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: red address love of her life

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: High-end claret factory reset button boltzmann

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle honey-headed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Sepia mildly autistic brethren cruise ship

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Sepia mildly autistic brethren cruise ship

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Sepia mildly autistic brethren cruise ship

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Crimson police squad public bath

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Crimson police squad public bath

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Comical university

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Comical university

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Comical university

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Diverse Gaming Laptop

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: passionate stage

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: cowardly hell

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Impertinent cheese-eating gas station boistinker

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: at-the-ready stirring toilet seat dysfunction

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle honey-headed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Sepia mildly autistic brethren cruise ship

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: at-the-ready stirring toilet seat dysfunction

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Cobalt orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: crystalline bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Appetizing Medicated Pit Puppy

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Seedy Antidepressant Drug Forum

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Appetizing Medicated Pit Puppy

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Bespoke parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle honey-headed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Bespoke parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Goyim

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Vibrant bonkers old irish cottage partner

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: fishy autistic chapel

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Vibrant bonkers old irish cottage partner

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Sienna Irradiated Whorehouse Pocket Flask

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored fat ankles

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Rebellious native

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Trip submissive half-breed goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#47888876)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: grizzly underhanded roast beef

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: hyperventilating stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48119809)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: wine sanctuary

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Sienna Irradiated Whorehouse Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: greedy embarrassed to the bone toaster

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49721526)