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Is your wife obese?

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sadistic sanctuary
  09/08/25
FUCK NO. She has put on ~10 lbs since I met her at the a...
fantasy-prone principal's office private investor
  09/08/25
Well done
sadistic sanctuary
  09/08/25
Yes. Gunner can confirm :(
Exhilarant nudist dilemma prole
  09/08/25
How obese? How do you deal with it?
sadistic sanctuary
  09/08/25
193 maybe? She’s 5’7” (my height)
Exhilarant nudist dilemma prole
  09/08/25
Didn't u use to say your wife is skinny and u tall
Flickering national faggot firefighter
  09/08/25
I lied. I’m a liar
Exhilarant nudist dilemma prole
  09/08/25
I remember being 5’7 in like 6th grade and I felt shor...
sable multi-colored gas station blood rage
  09/08/25
How do you get hard for that?
sadistic sanctuary
  09/08/25
I don’t ususlly
Exhilarant nudist dilemma prole
  09/08/25
not at all
razzmatazz maroon volcanic crater
  09/08/25
Your wife is a disgusting desert sand rat who takes it in th...
sadistic sanctuary
  09/08/25
Lol
navy bearded kitty cat
  09/09/25
nah that's why you marry asian pussy
Wonderful hospital hissy fit
  09/08/25
Rail thin Russian athlete
Spectacular sapphire sandwich
  09/08/25
um does she have a sister or ideally a daughter?
Gaped Electric Furnace Hall
  09/08/25
What's his name?
Histrionic slimy gaping candlestick maker
  09/08/25
I guess I didn't really expect the guys married to barnyard ...
sadistic sanctuary
  09/08/25
It's a reasonable point, but being obese is still shameful i...
diverse pea-brained stag film
  09/09/25
Morbidly. :( But she tolerates my cheatmoing, so I guess it ...
Dun vibrant boltzmann ratface
  09/08/25
Does she have a huge fuckin ass or is she fat from neck to a...
sadistic sanctuary
  09/08/25
It's pretty hard to be morbidly obese just because your ass ...
Dun vibrant boltzmann ratface
  09/09/25
How does that work out for you? Good solution?
bateful twisted range giraffe
  09/09/25
I wouldn't go so far as to call it "good," but it'...
Dun vibrant boltzmann ratface
  09/09/25
How do you carry yourselves around the house such that your ...
tripping mind-boggling mad cow disease
  09/09/25
Kids don't know anything about it. I still get along with my...
Dun vibrant boltzmann ratface
  09/09/25
I worked with a guy in this situation but he was a homosexua...
sadistic sanctuary
  09/09/25
Yes she is fat
lascivious location keepsake machete
  09/08/25
Chubby or big fatty? Like mumu fat? Is it all tits and gut...
sadistic sanctuary
  09/08/25
She wears a mumu because her body shape is so bad, she is sh...
lascivious location keepsake machete
  09/09/25
Do you wash her with a garden hose?
sadistic sanctuary
  09/09/25
I don't interact with her when she is naked
lascivious location keepsake machete
  09/09/25
Do you think she has a dildo?
sadistic sanctuary
  09/09/25
Unlikely, she is completely unsexual, like the ideal Victori...
lascivious location keepsake machete
  09/09/25
Wow. How long and how many pounds ago did you last pound ou...
sadistic sanctuary
  09/09/25
When we conceived our child nearly three years ago
lascivious location keepsake machete
  09/09/25
180
Histrionic slimy gaping candlestick maker
  09/09/25
...
lascivious location keepsake machete
  09/09/25
no. i didnt mind bigger chicks at all back in the day but...
Slate insecure parlour
  09/08/25
Sup. She's 5 foot 3 and 170-something. Life is hard.
bateful twisted range giraffe
  09/09/25
Do you playfully squeeze her rolls when she's nude?
sadistic sanctuary
  09/09/25
180 I thought I was alone having a big lardass wife but I&rs...
Exhilarant nudist dilemma prole
  09/09/25
this thread is sad, i thought all XO poasters were 6'3 with ...
Mahogany Titillating Water Buffalo
  09/09/25
not as fat as she used to be but still fat
buck-toothed aggressive indirect expression roommate
  09/09/25
Do you grab her fat rolls when you give her the dick?
sadistic sanctuary
  09/09/25
i haven't given her the dick in years
buck-toothed aggressive indirect expression roommate
  09/09/25
Whoa. Where do you put your dick?
sadistic sanctuary
  09/09/25
my hand
buck-toothed aggressive indirect expression roommate
  09/09/25
We should do a go fund me so you can get a hooker
sadistic sanctuary
  09/09/25
180
Histrionic slimy gaping candlestick maker
  09/09/25
93lb, adding half a stick of butter into her morning coffee ...
Passionate know-it-all halford
  09/09/25
Tits?
sadistic sanctuary
  09/09/25
Nope
floppy quadroon
  09/09/25
Because you don't have a wife, we've all seen your HOG
Beady-eyed locale
  09/09/25
...
sadistic sanctuary
  01/13/26
only in her mind
Green church circlehead
  01/13/26
underweight actually
motley maniacal church building
  01/13/26
...
Nude Six Nine
  01/26/26
Kissless virgin here never been married or on a "date&q...
goy orbison
  01/26/26


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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: sadistic sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246324)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: fantasy-prone principal's office private investor

FUCK NO.

She has put on ~10 lbs since I met her at the age of ~20.

I brought this up once, and it did not go well. But it seemed to have worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246333)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: sadistic sanctuary

Well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246343)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant nudist dilemma prole

Yes. Gunner can confirm :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246348)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: sadistic sanctuary

How obese? How do you deal with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246353)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant nudist dilemma prole

193 maybe? She’s 5’7” (my height)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246408)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Flickering national faggot firefighter

Didn't u use to say your wife is skinny and u tall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246508)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant nudist dilemma prole

I lied. I’m a liar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246624)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: sable multi-colored gas station blood rage

I remember being 5’7 in like 6th grade and I felt short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246512)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: sadistic sanctuary

How do you get hard for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246517)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant nudist dilemma prole

I don’t ususlly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246626)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz maroon volcanic crater

not at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246410)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: sadistic sanctuary

Your wife is a disgusting desert sand rat who takes it in the ass from bbc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246516)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: navy bearded kitty cat

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246797)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Wonderful hospital hissy fit

nah that's why you marry asian pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246423)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Spectacular sapphire sandwich

Rail thin Russian athlete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246519)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: Gaped Electric Furnace Hall

um does she have a sister or ideally a daughter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246591)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Histrionic slimy gaping candlestick maker

What's his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246664)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: sadistic sanctuary

I guess I didn't really expect the guys married to barnyard animals to admit to it...I refuse to believe every marriedmo here has a thin wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246619)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: diverse pea-brained stag film

It's a reasonable point, but being obese is still shameful in the UMC, so we'd expect it to be less prevalent than in the general population.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247879)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Dun vibrant boltzmann ratface

Morbidly. :( But she tolerates my cheatmoing, so I guess it works out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246622)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: sadistic sanctuary

Does she have a huge fuckin ass or is she fat from neck to ankles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246628)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Dun vibrant boltzmann ratface

It's pretty hard to be morbidly obese just because your ass is big.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247065)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: bateful twisted range giraffe

How does that work out for you? Good solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246967)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Dun vibrant boltzmann ratface

I wouldn't go so far as to call it "good," but it's better than divorce or celibacy, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247061)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: tripping mind-boggling mad cow disease

How do you carry yourselves around the house such that your kids don't turn out crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247064)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Dun vibrant boltzmann ratface

Kids don't know anything about it. I still get along with my wife and enjoy her company. I'm just not interested in having sex with a 50-year-old morbidly obese woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247067)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: sadistic sanctuary

I worked with a guy in this situation but he was a homosexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247811)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: lascivious location keepsake machete

Yes she is fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246660)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: sadistic sanctuary

Chubby or big fatty? Like mumu fat? Is it all tits and gut or is her ass a compact car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246783)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: lascivious location keepsake machete

She wears a mumu because her body shape is so bad, she is shaped like the chernobyl elephant's foot. objectively speaking she could probably just wear properly fitted clothes, but she is too much of a slob to do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247092)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: sadistic sanctuary

Do you wash her with a garden hose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247794)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: lascivious location keepsake machete

I don't interact with her when she is naked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247802)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: sadistic sanctuary

Do you think she has a dildo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247806)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: lascivious location keepsake machete

Unlikely, she is completely unsexual, like the ideal Victorian woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247821)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: sadistic sanctuary

Wow. How long and how many pounds ago did you last pound out her vagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247825)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: lascivious location keepsake machete

When we conceived our child nearly three years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247858)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Histrionic slimy gaping candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247914)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: lascivious location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247930)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Slate insecure parlour

no.

i didnt mind bigger chicks at all back in the day but you cant let you're actual wife get like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246669)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: bateful twisted range giraffe

Sup. She's 5 foot 3 and 170-something. Life is hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246968)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: sadistic sanctuary

Do you playfully squeeze her rolls when she's nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247354)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Exhilarant nudist dilemma prole

180 I thought I was alone having a big lardass wife but I’m not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49246977)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Mahogany Titillating Water Buffalo

this thread is sad, i thought all XO poasters were 6'3 with hawt model wives (from cebu)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247063)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: buck-toothed aggressive indirect expression roommate

not as fat as she used to be but still fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247069)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: sadistic sanctuary

Do you grab her fat rolls when you give her the dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247181)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: buck-toothed aggressive indirect expression roommate

i haven't given her the dick in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247240)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:09 AM
Author: sadistic sanctuary

Whoa. Where do you put your dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247348)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: buck-toothed aggressive indirect expression roommate

my hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247361)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: sadistic sanctuary

We should do a go fund me so you can get a hooker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247364)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Histrionic slimy gaping candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247918)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Passionate know-it-all halford

93lb, adding half a stick of butter into her morning coffee every day not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247187)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: sadistic sanctuary

Tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247349)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: floppy quadroon

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247826)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed locale

Because you don't have a wife, we've all seen your HOG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49247889)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: sadistic sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49587504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Green church circlehead

only in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49587510)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: motley maniacal church building

underweight actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49587512)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49620778)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: goy orbison

Kissless virgin here never been married or on a "date"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49620779)