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Girl that was on Sam Hyde's Fishtank killed herself. Fags on internet mad.
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Date: July 19th, 2026 10:07 AM Author: Sepia frozen foreskin I stopped paying attention to fishtank lately but some gook from season 4 killed herself and the community is acting like it's Fishtank's fault. Very stupid take. Just needed to vent about this because redditors and flipping the fuck out and I see no connection. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009685) |
Date: July 19th, 2026 10:10 AM Author: Dark patrolman Love Sam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009686) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 10:16 AM Author: Sepia frozen foreskin I'm Eskimo brothers with him. Jon Hamm too. Californians are insane. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009697) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Bearded very tactful chapel 60% of the board is Eskimo brothers with him. Search "gjr" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010087) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: citrine comical resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010501) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 10:21 AM Author: beady-eyed insane psychic I assumed this meant Summer from season two died, and i was legitimately saddened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009704) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: Sepia frozen foreskin Nah it was some gook from season 4. I forgot she existed. A bunch of retards are acting like Jet is somehow personally responsible.
https://youtu.be/JH-3VdYqOsU |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: insanely creepy ocher pistol Odd case how trouble and controversy follow these people around and they've been marginalized completely due to a series of random misfortunes that they're completely blameless for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009728) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 10:42 AM Author: Sepia frozen foreskin I mean it's an inherently retarded environment that draws in more retards. Doesn't mean Jet or Sam are culpable because some contestant killed herself a year or so after the show ended. It's exploitative but that's what the people want to see. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009731) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 10:53 AM Author: lime stag film internal respiration Sounds like an extremely Jewish enterprise all things considered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009750) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: Sepia frozen foreskin Sam has always seemed like a self-hating cryptojew imo. I don't think he's actually Jewish, but he has Jewish traits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009760) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 11:02 AM Author: insanely creepy ocher pistol Exploiting mentally ill people because thats what the customers want sounds pretty culpable to me. I don't mean legally. I'd feel pretty bad about it.
It's interesting that comedians like Gillis, who was canceled way harder than Sam, are lighting the world on fire and taking every other comedian with them. And Sam and Shane have done pods and know each other. It seems like even edgy comedians like Shane, Mullen, Hinchcliff, etc maintain a very safe distance from Sam because shit like this is at least somewhat morally culpable and they don't want a part of it. |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 3:17 PM Author: balding regret nursing home u/gunneratttt take (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010272) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: insanely creepy ocher pistol (fizzkid trying to secure sam the xoxo hat trick) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010467) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:41 PM Author: lime stag film internal respiration GOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010587) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:18 PM Author: Gold center really tough guy Hyde and Gillis aren’t even on the same planet career wise. Gillis comedic talent, the ability to write/convert it into content people enjoy, and the drive/bootlicking to get it out through traditional formats
Even if you think Hyde is a talented comic (debatable at this point imo), it’s pretty clear most of what he creates is half baked at best and he’s never getting touched by any traditional outlet |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 8:32 AM Author: drab doctorate locale Have you convcined any more friends to jump btw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50011470) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 8:46 AM Author: fragrant factory reset button No she's still e-begging and releasing sextapes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50011484) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 10:33 AM Author: Rambunctious hell boltzmann I’ve watched like 250 YouTube clips of his and I don’t know where tf fishtank is. They need to do Clips. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009719) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 10:37 AM Author: Sepia frozen foreskin Yeah it's really inconvenient. I think they're still putting out episodes of season 2, which came out like three years ago. They're kinda incompetent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009725) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 10:44 AM Author: Rambunctious hell boltzmann the random guys he has on camera are basically just Acolytes with nowhere else to go. He can't get Competent Liberals to work for him imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009732) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 10:47 AM Author: Sepia frozen foreskin He had some tranny working for him and the tranny quit and put out a expose accusing them of bullying. His entire community basically went, "no shit retard" and no one cared lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009735) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Rambunctious hell boltzmann is esoteric sambo the same guy as emilio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009741) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 10:52 AM Author: Sepia frozen foreskin I don't have enough grace to even approach him, much less be him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009744) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 10:53 AM Author: lime stag film internal respiration Wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009746) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 10:52 AM Author: Flickering talented orchestra pit Jet's fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009742) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 11:01 AM Author: Gold center really tough guy Imagine being Sam Hyde’s protege (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009769) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 11:07 AM Author: Sepia frozen foreskin Found this on reddit. Just seems like schizo shit.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSDsVLBJhFzybLc8mO3xUbJ1cNZp6sPIM4igHrJcl7PR8fiOMq9ON2guSwZaeX_n5u37dE_B0K9L_Zm/pub |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: Flickering talented orchestra pit google dockey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009779) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 11:21 AM Author: razzle toaster I’d say this may be the thing that finally kills his career but I’m not sure at this point you can call it career (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009786) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 11:25 AM Author: Sepia frozen foreskin I think they're just going to collectively ignore it and it'll go away. Same thing happened with Sam and Marky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009790) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 11:27 AM Author: soul-stirring disrespectful address son of senegal every once in a while when sam hyde gets mentioned here i try to get it, and i always fail to do so, it's not my thing. jet neptune seems like a weirdo.
the fishtank show is just fucking with people on camera right? like yeah no shit some of them go crazy, especially given they start with a lot of homeless crack addicts to begin with |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 11:32 AM Author: Sepia frozen foreskin I've known of Sam for like a decade and a half now. I don't like all of his shit, but he makes funny shit. I don't know why a bunch of fags are up in arms with fishtank because some girl killed herself. Just seems stupid to blame them for that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009814) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: soul-stirring disrespectful address son of senegal the thing is, he's not funny. happy to hear you have a solid friendship with him though my brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009820) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 11:52 AM Author: Rambunctious hell boltzmann I don't find him funny basically ever iirc, like ashkenazi jews suck and all the URMs and ORMs are a problem but that's not really "funny." like you could do jokes about stuff like that and it'd be funny bc it's True. if he wants to prove the Liberals wrong he should try being funny and/or competent. |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 11:53 AM Author: Massive Gunner Travel Guidebook Yeah I got nothin against Sam. He's obviously a very creative and hard working guy who's always trying to push the limit. But his biggest flaw is that he doesn't have a great sense of humor, he's not naturally very funny. He has more flops than hits despite putting out a massive amount of content most of it is unwatchable. You can never convince one of his superfans of this. A very small percentage of people love everything he does. But to a general audience even if you enjoy edgy comedy, he's just not the funniest dude alive. I think he thinks he's funnier than he is. His style is unique for sure and he takes angles no one else would do but it's just painful sometimes because he can't land the plane for shit. He should really focus on stand up for two years. He should go on kill tony. He ought to be a lot funnier than he is given his status and notoriety and 20 years of collecting all of the down and out weirdos in society. But he'll never be that comedian who just kills. He's not the guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009836) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 11:58 AM Author: Rambunctious hell boltzmann he's said he "doesn't like" stand-up lol.
him, Joe Rogan, and BJ Novak should all go on Kill Tony and we'll see who's funniest imho |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: cerebral school associate Is he really trying to be "funny" though? It doesn't seem like what he is doing is even meant to make people laugh. I mean he just isn't funny at all, but I don't think it is meant to be. I think it is just edgy performance art. He's an internet media personality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009913) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Massive Gunner Travel Guidebook He's said many times that he's trying to be funny and that he thinks he's hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009930) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 1:59 PM Author: cerebral school associate He's not funny, but can be semi-entertaining at times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010043) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 2:53 PM Author: Massive Gunner Travel Guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010194) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 11:59 AM Author: Bateful rebellious puppy mental disorder Sam and Nick have been killing it, glad they got shitcanned from Adult Swim https://youtu.be/znSa3qrsAOQ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009839) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 12:02 PM Author: Flickering talented orchestra pit they need to fire Alex Schultz ASAP, he's clearly bad director (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009844) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 12:36 PM Author: Sepia frozen foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009881) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Flickering talented orchestra pit He USED to make funny shit, the recent garbage is extremely uninspired and not even worth pirating, and I'm not even talking about his political stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009843) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: Multi-colored Grizzly Parlor Best new Sam Hyde stuff to pirate online? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009891) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: Sepia frozen foreskin Nothing new except for Extreme Peace and that's years old (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009925) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: Multi-colored Grizzly Parlor Is that the sequel? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50009979) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Rambunctious hell boltzmann it's from last year and it made literally zero splash. like an olympic diver diving perfectly, 10/10 no splash, nobody cared. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010005) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: Sepia frozen foreskin They had so many soft releases for that shit. I've been hearing about it for like half a decade and assumed the final release was years ago. My bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010476) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 2:17 PM Author: Rambunctious hell boltzmann Found this for free online, I swear to god the voiceover that starts a few minutes in sounds like David Hayter and the thing he's voicing over is Reminiscent of the insane MGS4 intro Film: https://odysee.com/@thousandislandsupreme8814:a/Extreme-Peace-Episode-3:9
Edit: 29:42 has the Lights in the same arrangement as MGS1's torture scene FPV. If it's not him they're certainly going for that. |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 2:21 PM Author: Sepia frozen foreskin I still like MDE but it's funny how my favorite part of the show are the scene transitions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010092) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 2:30 PM Author: Rambunctious hell boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010117) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 3:06 PM Author: Aqua Sadistic Senate Indirect Expression Horrible, sadistic program imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010241) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 3:52 PM Author: beady-eyed insane psychic Agreed. Seemed way too mean-spirited to me, and I even like Sam Hyde's old over-the-top aggressive trolling, like reading an essay about AIDS at a Brooklyn open mic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010343) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:59 PM Author: Aqua Sadistic Senate Indirect Expression He hasn't been funny for a good while but I also don't blame some segment of the "heritage american" right for the gradual shift from middle of the road conservatism to post-consumer nihilism Our enemies are shameless and terrible things |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:07 PM Author: Dark patrolman As he takes his Christianity more seriously I expect he will wean off some of this stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010514) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 3:53 PM Author: Domesticated godawful genital piercing becky she was actually hot but had a fucked up childhood her mom was a crack whore and she said her mom would have sex w randos w her in the room, im assuming she pimped her out too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010345) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone cruise ship generalized bond how do uknow its real and not a story for troling so she can win reality show (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010496) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: Sepia frozen foreskin She seemed too weird and fucked up to be lying. There's a certain type of fucked up where I don't doubt the veracity of their statements. She spoke so matter of factly and fatalistically that I don't doubt it. She's still a retard. Or was, rather. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010503) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:24 PM Author: Domesticated godawful genital piercing becky the story came from her sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010562) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle pit i'll just say the obvious - hyde went off-course when he sobbed over charlie kirk and predicted an incipient civil war. if you make a career out of absurdism and then suddenly get serious over something which later, itself, becomes an absurdist meme, you just look ridiculous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010563) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: Domesticated godawful genital piercing becky gbti (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010564) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:31 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle pit it was a complete misreading of the situation which looks ridiculous in hindsight. i'll cite the actual quote:
"This is the fall of ancient Rome that we are living through currently, and what happens in the next two weeks is going to determine the future of mankind. That's not hyperbole. That's just how it is."
come on, now. you spend years being diffident and irreverent and then suddenly start passionately moralfagging over something that conservatives themselves abandoned just a few weeks later? |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:33 PM Author: Sepia frozen foreskin okay I'm sorry I didn't realize he was that dramatic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010575) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:47 PM Author: Domesticated godawful genital piercing becky "This is the fall of ancient Rome that we are living through currently, and what happens in the next two weeks is going to determine the future of mankind. That's not hyperbole. That's just how it is."
this is 100% right
not because of charlie kirk though |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Sepia frozen foreskin The thing about Sam that differentiates him from other absurdist comedians/entertainers is that he's capable of being sincere. He has a heart, and he's shown it multiple times. I think that's why a lot of younger people like him. He's Andy Kaufman but a brute and older brother figure, in a sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010568) |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:48 PM Author: Gold center really tough guy Or he’s a huge fag who can dish out the edginess but can’t take it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50010607) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 8:52 AM Author: Gold center really tough guy Amazing that loser Alex Stein is involved too. Hyde is like a storm drain for medium talent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50011488) |