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Hypo: $1M for nothing OR $1M for every mile you swim across the English channel
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Date: July 24th, 2026 12:45 PM Author: flirting sadistic prole Two choices:
(1) Get $1M right now for doing nothing.
(2) Get $1M for every mile you swim across the English Channel. You need to start within 48 hours. The swim must be consecutive. The final measure will be the furthest point you were from the coast of England or France (whichever you started from). You can't have any support on the swim. You can tow behind you anything you want for safety or for the journey back (or onward across the Channel) after you're done swimming, but it can't help you on the swim. E.g., you can pull a rowboat with you for use after you're done.
Also: You 2x your money if you successfully make it across the English Channel with no support.
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Date: July 24th, 2026 12:45 PM Author: vibrant peach shitlib Im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50021723) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 2:05 PM Author: flirting sadistic prole So are you in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50021871) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 8:47 PM Author: vibrant peach shitlib 100% to either option my guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50022575) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 2:08 PM Author: stirring cuckoldry community account so my options or $1M or $1M but I drown
I'll have to mull it over |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:03 PM Author: flirting sadistic prole Do you think you can make it a full mile before you drown? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50021997) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:12 PM Author: stirring cuckoldry community account right, my initial thought was like "oh I've done a mile swim it's nbd" but that ofc wasn't in the English channel.
however I'm still going to say yes on the gattaca theory - in this hypo you don't have to save anything for the swim back |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:29 PM Author: flirting sadistic prole Explain. Unless you make it all the way across, you need something left in the tank to get back to land, though you can get into the boat you've been pulling with you, if you were inclined to do so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50022064) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:28 PM Author: painfully honest high-end associate $1 million now. That water is cold as fuck, and what, I'm going to get at most an extra million? Not enough to be worth the effort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50022060) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: flirting sadistic prole The water off Dover is a comfy 68 degrees right now. Same as it is in the Hamptons. Once you get used to it, it would feel fine. And you can bring a wet suit if you want.
With no clock and a boat you can pull behind youreslf to get back, you should be able to earn way more than $1M extra. |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: painfully honest high-end associate Motherfucker, how many miles do you think I'm swimming and in what kind of water?
I'm ready for my million dollars |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:32 PM Author: mahogany sexy stock car base only mile swims i've done were in a nice lap pool with flippers on. also i was a teenager. not happening today
take the 1M and no swimming. |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: flirting sadistic prole Why? There's no time pressure. Swim for a while, take a break floating on your back, back to swimming... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50022082) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:36 PM Author: mahogany sexy stock car base it's not a pool. floating on your back in the middle of the english channel with waves and currents pulling you this way and that would be brutal and dangerous. i'd have to tread water and there's no way i'm doing that for long enough to rest. i'd definitely drown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50022087) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:40 PM Author: flirting sadistic prole Drowning risk is pretty low. Tow a life boat behind you for when you're ready to give up.
And the waves are pretty small when the weather is good. It's not the open ocean. |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Lemon Diverse Travel Guidebook lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50022217) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: flirting sadistic prole Just in case you don't make it all the way across. Once you get to mile 10, you might as well keep going all the way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50022228) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:42 AM Author: Lemon Diverse Travel Guidebook Might as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50023257) |
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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:18 AM Author: Shaky Gay Parlour Simple as (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50028900) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 8:39 AM Author: Slap-happy cracking business firm mediation lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50023210) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: Drunken glittery school cafeteria knife do i get a wetsuit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50022091) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:41 PM Author: flirting sadistic prole Regular, reasonable wetsuit: Yes.
A wetsuit with flippers built in or something like that: No.
Are you in? |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:18 PM Author: Drunken glittery school cafeteria knife I’d do it with a life vest or some float device only this hypo is insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50022170) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: flirting sadistic prole You can pull a life vest with you, but once you use it, the hypo is over.
And the hypo isn't that insane. A short, 3 mile swim in fairly calm water isn't that big a deal. Several poa in this very thread have talked about mile-plus swims they've done. |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:41 PM Author: swashbuckling forum clown your hypos are bona fide retarded man. take a million or swim a mile tugging a boat to get the same money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50022101) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:14 PM Author: flirting sadistic prole Explain. I would swim several miles and make several million. And you don't need to tug a boat if you think you can make it back to land without it. Or if you don't care to make it back to land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50022163) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: swashbuckling forum clown explain how many miles you are going to swim befrpe you realize you need to turn around.
who is tugging a boat while swimming miles? wtf kind of hypo is this |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: flirting sadistic prole I'll see how I feel after 3 miles. Probably go for 5+ total. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50022189) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: swashbuckling forum clown so 10 if you want to live (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50022193) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: flirting sadistic prole No need to double the mileage. I'll swim out 5 miles (or more), then hop in the dinghy I pulled behind me to head back to land and hit the pub for a nice bitter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50022211) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 9:56 PM Author: Federal menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50022810) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:43 PM Author: Insecure Trump Supporter Piazza $42m (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50022108) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:41 PM Author: Lemon Diverse Travel Guidebook $1 million now. If a pool the length of the English Channel I’d do the pool and target $5 million. Open water swimming is not for the feint of heart.
Edit: LOL at no support. |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:24 PM Author: Elite Wonderful Center towing a lifevest I'm very confident I could do at least two miles and make it back, worst case scenario I still get the million but had to work for it so I'm in, this is assuming that your 48 hour window is based on not being able to prepare not having to go out in a legit storm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50022833) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: flirting sadistic prole 180
2 miles is nbd. People are blowing this way out of proportion. It's easy money. |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:26 PM Author: carnelian laughsome turdskin I am unable to float, so I will drown within 1 mile. Give me the channel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50022835) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:29 PM Author: histrionic office degenerate lol give me the $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50022839) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 12:16 AM Author: lascivious circlehead stage Sweet I’ll make $300 million, back stroking from Lyme Bay to st malo
Easy money |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:36 AM Author: flirting sadistic prole 180000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50023252) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 8:05 AM Author: Godawful mustard wagecucks How do u get to land once you’re done swimming / drowning? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50023183) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:14 AM Author: swashbuckling forum clown Read the thread. You just tie a boat to you nbd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50023238) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:37 AM Author: flirting sadistic prole Or a life jacket or a paddle board or just swim back. Pretty much whatever you want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50023253) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 8:37 AM Author: Slap-happy cracking business firm mediation $1M now. I couldn't even swim a quarter mile lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50023206) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:38 AM Author: flirting sadistic prole You don't need to all at once. You can swim, float around taking a break, resume swimming... Or, try to catch a current. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50023256) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 12:46 AM Author: Slap-happy cracking business firm mediation (guy who has never actually gone for a swim) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50024662) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:53 AM Author: Bisexual fiercely-loyal personal credit line I have no idea what my distance-swimming capacity is, let alone my open-water distance-swimming capacity (I'm reasonably but still unsupportedly confident on the former, incredibly pessimistic on the latter).
So I'll take the $1M. Give me some time to train, and especially time to train while deciding, and maybe I try to string together a few miles, but right now I just worry I hit 0 and die.
What is this "tow a rowboat" shit? |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 10:01 AM Author: flirting sadistic prole What about it? You don't have do tow a boat. You could swim back when you're done, if you're inclined. But if you want, you can bring a boat or life jacket with you to help you get back to land after you swim as far as you're going to. You just can't use that helpful stuff until you're done with the hypo, so if you want to bring it, you need to tow it behind you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50023276) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 10:17 AM Author: Bisexual fiercely-loyal personal credit line Nigger, two-thirds of us are going to drown within 50 feet of the water getting deeper than 5'8". We are not "towing" a fucking ship behind us, quit being a faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50023292) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 4:57 AM Author: Elite Wonderful Center the boat towing hypo is fairly retarded but not as retarded as you might think, things move so much easier in water that a strong swimmer could make that work, if I had an inflatable kayak kind of thing on a string I could probably haul it without much issue and whenever I give out I'm golden (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50024740) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: Ruby theater stage If presented with this opportunity I'd assume it was a Willy Wonka kind of situation where the offer that only a coward would accept is not a real offer and I need to prove my mettle to get the prize. I'll go for the swim and probably drown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50023360) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 7:29 AM Author: medicated quadroon principal's office What’s the shark situation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50024756) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 12:14 PM Author: Lemon Diverse Travel Guidebook You should be fine in the English Channel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50025034) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: flirting sadistic prole he assured his fellow poaster, flashing a multi-rowed grin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50026815) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 2:17 PM Author: Bateful know-it-all athletic conference international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50027140) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 9:11 AM Author: Provocative crackhouse sandwich op, your hypo is gay. If your towing some shit with you for the ride back in event of not meaking it, then everyone takes the million unless you are 1975 Mark Spitz. Personally, I could do probly 3 miles, but I dont want to be 3 miles off shore in the English fucking Channel when I decide to stop. Henceforth, I will take the $1mill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50024798) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 9:46 AM Author: painfully honest high-end associate Why not charter a boat 3 miles out and then swim to shore? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50024826) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 9:57 AM Author: Zombie-like Dingle Berry Definitely swimming as far as I can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50024835) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 12:07 PM Author: painfully honest high-end associate Infinite money glitch if you make sure to keep your eyes on the open sea at all times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50025015) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 11:34 AM Author: Heady reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50024938) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 11:59 AM Author: gaped passionate mother If I can wear a wetsuit I could swim to france and back no problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50026820) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: flirting sadistic prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50026823) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 12:34 PM Author: Concupiscible nudist keepsake machete native I swim 1 + 1/3 miles every morning (well, most mornings). Without a buttload of additional training lasting months, I could probably do up to 3 miles in open water and that would leave me pretty wrecked. Absolutely no way I can swim the whole English Channel, and if I tried without support, I would die. So I would at most trust myself to swim 1.5 miles out, and then I would have to swim 1.5 miles back, and even that would involve non-zero risk to my life. All for 1.5 million. I'll take the 1M and just stay in bed risklessly instead. |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: gaped passionate mother There is no time limit in the OP you could tow a life raft with water & food and an ipad and starlink internet and take a break and poast til next day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50026902) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: Concupiscible nudist keepsake machete native you'd need to sleep, and what happens if the raft drifts while you sleep? The English Channel is 21 miles across at its narrowest. When I swim laps, my cruising speed is around 2 mph. So I would take 11+ hours of cruising speed swimming to cross the Channel, not counting any breaks, and not allowing for extra time to swim in a difficult body of open water. I either swim it all in one day, or I sleep and risk drifting all the way back to the starting point. Nazca Redlines tp's hypo seems to rule out assistance. I don't think I can do it without assistance. I'll take the 1M and stay in bed instead.
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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: gaped passionate mother Bring an anchor with you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50026930) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: Concupiscible nudist keepsake machete native shrewd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50026977) |
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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:22 AM Author: Shaky Gay Parlour Just do tow an anchor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50028901) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: swashbuckling forum clown it says it must be "consecutive" lmao op is a legit nyuug protégé of the english language (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50026991) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 2:12 PM Author: electric nubile bawdyhouse Still LOLLING at how absolutely retarded this hypo is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50027107) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 2:25 PM Author: Concupiscible nudist keepsake machete native Nazca Redlines is our premier hypo artist and I appreciate and enjoy his work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50027201) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 2:38 PM Author: electric nubile bawdyhouse Same but this was a big, public whiff. Very retarded too. Somewhat gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50027259) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:47 PM Author: flirting sadistic prole If there is a problem here--and there isn't--it's that not enough poa who did a little D1 swimming in college saw this thread. Maybe they were all at an ironman triathalon or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50027828) |
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Date: July 28th, 2026 3:27 AM Author: Concupiscible nudist keepsake machete native lol I legit swam in a state championship in HS (did not win anything) and that’s how I know with 100% certainty that I firmly decline this hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50028921) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:45 PM Author: flirting sadistic prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50027822) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 2:27 PM Author: mahogany sexy stock car base agreed. nazca should know his audience. open water swimming is a sport for chubby women with great buoyancy. we're all jacked studs who played a little college ball. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50027211) |
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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:22 AM Author: Shaky Gay Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50028902) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 3:06 PM Author: Violet bespoke hospital Absolutely no changing consumer patterns in this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50027356) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:49 PM Author: Bateful know-it-all athletic conference international law enforcement agency Expert SCUBA diver here with over 500 logged dives & a DM cert: I'll take the $1M up front, please. In hundreds and 20s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50027834) |
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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:03 AM Author: Elite Wonderful Center I'm pretty sure your fat feet alone would allow you to float out several miles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50028894) |