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translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/20/26
out the firm
tan slap-happy crotch
  02/20/26
davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her. sh...
translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/21/26
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/ just googled ...
translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/21/26
She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/rege...
Slate Fiercely-loyal Lay Azn
  02/22/26
must be some type of strange minority play
outnumbered learning disabled mediation
  02/23/26
Or she fucked the right older guy.
Slate Fiercely-loyal Lay Azn
  02/23/26
she already is https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb...
Heady Chrome Depressive
  02/23/26
she talks about the person supervising her, who is "cou...
translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/23/26
"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner." ...
Mauve forum really tough guy
  02/23/26
lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat ...
translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/23/26
I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law scho...
Mauve forum really tough guy
  02/23/26
ice cream is 180
translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/23/26
...
fatty nigger
  02/24/26
layers and layers of makeup.
Trip Travel Guidebook
  02/20/26
tough to take seriously, would not engage
tan slap-happy crotch
  02/20/26
imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or prob...
dashing sienna church building skinny woman
  02/20/26
shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have...
translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/21/26
That's what's so crazy about this
Mauve forum really tough guy
  02/23/26
Painted Harlot
Puce Macaca
  02/22/26
as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is...
black diverse library chad
  02/20/26
tp
aphrodisiac milk
  02/20/26
...
insanely creepy school cafeteria affirmative action
  02/21/26
Dare I say, tp?
Mauve forum really tough guy
  02/23/26
How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?
maroon factory reset button
  02/20/26
...
razzle-dazzle selfie personal credit line
  02/21/26
yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP
bull headed brunch digit ratio
  02/21/26
dude, i'm eating
aphrodisiac milk
  02/20/26
What manner of mystery meat is this
Vigorous Bat Shit Crazy Lodge
  02/20/26
South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc
Puce Macaca
  02/23/26
...
Umber Ceo
  02/23/26
...
unhinged boistinker
  02/23/26
, if you can keep it
Mauve forum really tough guy
  02/23/26
Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did w...
carmine cerebral cruise ship
  02/20/26
they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the...
Hairless base
  02/21/26
They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger ...
Trip Travel Guidebook
  02/21/26
This is sort of true when one looks back.
Big harsh market rigor
  02/22/26
great word ty
Slimy motley resort idea he suggested
  02/22/26
There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch tha...
hilarious old irish cottage haunted graveyard
  02/20/26
correction. 'doesn't quite cross that threshold'
multi-colored abusive twinkling uncleanness
  02/22/26
Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite look...
dashing sienna church building skinny woman
  02/20/26
she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's ...
translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/21/26
just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away ma...
dashing sienna church building skinny woman
  02/22/26
scholarship
translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
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...
tan slap-happy crotch
  02/22/26
utility sex tp
Mauve forum really tough guy
  02/23/26
It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially t...
Sapphire Impertinent Principal's Office Philosopher-king
  02/21/26
Tale as old as time
house-broken amber range french chef
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...
outnumbered learning disabled mediation
  02/23/26
...
translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/21/26
Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!
bull headed brunch digit ratio
  02/21/26
Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment c...
Sapphire Impertinent Principal's Office Philosopher-king
  02/23/26
...
tan slap-happy crotch
  02/22/26
CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you me...
Slate Fiercely-loyal Lay Azn
  02/22/26
...
Mauve forum really tough guy
  02/23/26
i bet she knows farsi AND arabic
Hairless base
  02/21/26
what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her l...
translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/21/26
she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad ...
Hairless base
  02/21/26
Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish ...
Sapphire Impertinent Principal's Office Philosopher-king
  02/21/26
...
tan slap-happy crotch
  02/21/26
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translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/21/26
there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thoma...
razzle community account newt
  02/21/26
How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?
swashbuckling volcanic crater
  02/22/26
she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some...
translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/22/26
do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive fe...
dashing sienna church building skinny woman
  02/23/26
at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn'...
translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/23/26
Dare I say, preftigious?
Mauve forum really tough guy
  02/23/26
she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw qu...
Slimy motley resort idea he suggested
  02/22/26
Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz ...
Sapphire Impertinent Principal's Office Philosopher-king
  02/23/26
this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14
Kenneth Play
  02/24/26
i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to be...
translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/23/26
...
Slimy motley resort idea he suggested
  02/23/26
estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar
translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/23/26
no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar ...
Kenneth Play
  02/25/26
maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mas...
Macho Man Randy Faggot
  02/26/26
maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile https://www....
Heady Chrome Depressive
  02/23/26
can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries ...
Umber Ceo
  02/23/26
i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, wh...
translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/23/26
look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner
Umber Ceo
  02/23/26
why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA...
Heady Chrome Depressive
  02/23/26
she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big ...
translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/23/26
"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on...
Heady Chrome Depressive
  02/23/26
ozempic and valtrex
translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/23/26
lol what about adderall and prozac?
Heady Chrome Depressive
  02/23/26
oh yea good point, those too
translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/23/26
and some oral antifungals
outnumbered learning disabled mediation
  02/23/26
here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work...
Heady Chrome Depressive
  02/23/26
lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasti...
translucent glittery fanboi kitchen
  02/23/26
gorgeous girl!
greedy friendly grandma
  02/23/26
Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not ha...
stirring jap weed whacker
  02/23/26
Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our miss...
Sapphire Impertinent Principal's Office Philosopher-king
  02/23/26
it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing...
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...
goyim in abundanceeeeee
  02/24/26
(Tiff the lawyer)
AI_concubine
  02/24/26
I know a chick like this at my old firm She somehow is a ...
Narrow-minded Nofapping Set
  02/23/26
most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and schol...
Macho Man Randy Faggot
  02/24/26
yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cu...
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  02/24/26
you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met....
Kenneth Play
  02/24/26


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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU_o92gkg8f/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684033)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: tan slap-happy crotch

out the firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684037)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her.

she's probably a 1-3 year associate who is going to go in house soon and probably doesn't have great hours and her work product isn't very good. just a guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684375)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/

just googled her and got her linkedin. i called it. she will be creating content within 1-2 years as a "former high powered biglaw attorney" and talking about how she dealt with her "clients" and "opposing counsel" when she was in biglaw, even though she has never spoken to either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684379)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Slate Fiercely-loyal Lay Azn

She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/regents/whatever? That's kind of prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49687040)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: outnumbered learning disabled mediation

must be some type of strange minority play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688564)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Slate Fiercely-loyal Lay Azn

Or she fucked the right older guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688803)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Heady Chrome Depressive

she already is

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688733)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

she talks about the person supervising her, who is "counsel, which is one step before partner." yeah, i guess that's one way to describe the counsel role.

note that she mentions emails pouring in from opposing counsel, but she doesn't say anything about responding to them. this is because she's cc'ed and only the counsel/partner(s) on the deal are allowed to speak with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688807)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Mauve forum really tough guy

"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner."

Let me stop you right there, hoss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688893)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat the counsel role, but it most certainly isn't "the step before partner" anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688915)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: Mauve forum really tough guy

I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law school and even I know this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688925)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

ice cream is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688943)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49691248)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: Trip Travel Guidebook

layers and layers of makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684038)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: tan slap-happy crotch

tough to take seriously, would not engage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684040)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: dashing sienna church building skinny woman

imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or probably even worse) as a coworker. or the realistic most likely endpoint -- DEI hire in-house counsel, which is probably worst of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684132)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have contact with a lawyer on the other side of a matter.

she's going to be in house in a couple years pushing paper around and managing outside counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684377)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Mauve forum really tough guy

That's what's so crazy about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688897)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Puce Macaca

Painted Harlot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49687009)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: black diverse library chad

as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is going to be 5x longer than it should be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684064)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac milk

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684071)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: insanely creepy school cafeteria affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49685742)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Mauve forum really tough guy

Dare I say, tp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688898)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: maroon factory reset button

How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684066)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle selfie personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684471)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: bull headed brunch digit ratio

yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684656)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac milk

dude, i'm eating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684072)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Vigorous Bat Shit Crazy Lodge

What manner of mystery meat is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684085)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 6:55 AM
Author: Puce Macaca

South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688384)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: Umber Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688527)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: unhinged boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688703)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Mauve forum really tough guy

, if you can keep it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688906)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: carmine cerebral cruise ship

Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did women even do with themselves before smartphones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684099)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Hairless base

they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the chickens while getting a masters degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684445)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Trip Travel Guidebook

They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger than her fuddle-brained husband. If anything it is better that they broadcast their obnoxiousness like this so that wiser men can avoid the fate of living with a termagant wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684450)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: Big harsh market rigor

This is sort of true when one looks back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49686468)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Slimy motley resort idea he suggested

great word ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49687032)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: hilarious old irish cottage haunted graveyard

There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch that is enough to make an otherwise physically attractive woman unfuckable and this bitch crosses that threshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684103)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: multi-colored abusive twinkling uncleanness

correction.

'doesn't quite cross that threshold'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49687043)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: dashing sienna church building skinny woman

Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite looks/personality score is a negative number though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684126)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's like 25 or 26, she has had shit injected into her face (lips, cheeks). she's well on her way to mar-a-lago face.

these things are subjective, i know, but i really put her at about a 6. i could see someone rating her higher, but to me she screams looksmaxxing. if you saw the "real" her without all the makeup and whatever procedures she's had, i bet you'd see a 5.

i bet she used to be fat, too. she looks anorexic.

i would bet any amount of money she will never poast a "tbt" or any photos of herself in high school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 6:07 AM
Author: dashing sienna church building skinny woman

just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away makeup and procedures. I don't rate on what she's on her way towards, I rate the slut as she is.

She doesn't have the upper arms of an ex fat chick. I can't rule out your theory but I give it 25% odds. Based on my most likely composite for her body type, she is like a 6.8 -7.1.

If she turned out to be thin but dumpy (stretch marks, hidden flab, loose skin, etc) she could drop to a low 5. As a practical matter though, you could just bang her with her skirts on and just never look at her naked, which is probably her highest and best use in that scenario and would still give her high 6/low 7 utility if you like that kind of sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49686383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49686464)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: tan slap-happy crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49686471)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Mauve forum really tough guy

utility sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688923)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: Sapphire Impertinent Principal's Office Philosopher-king

It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially this exact person 20 years ago, know how it turns out for her, and then watch a younger generation of women follow the exact same path. The question of whether to just lock down your organic college gf (as I did) is far more nuanced than XO CW makes it out to be, and I have thoroughly lived many of the downsides. But I honestly don’t know how I had such a strong instinct that so many of my law school buddies lacked to avoid women like this like the plague. I knew so many dudes 20 years ago who would’ve embarrassed themselves hitting on her for years if they had any kind of social context to do it. I guess I have to give my parents credit for instilling strong enough GC-hostile antibodies in me during childhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684425)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: house-broken amber range french chef

Tale as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684429)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: outnumbered learning disabled mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688521)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684430)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: bull headed brunch digit ratio

Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684467)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Sapphire Impertinent Principal's Office Philosopher-king

Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment can do to ruin a guy’s life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49689067)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:30 AM
Author: tan slap-happy crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49686473)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Slate Fiercely-loyal Lay Azn

CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you met in college (e.g., I jerk off to other random dudes' hotpast stories since my wife doesn't have any), but the idea of MARRYING (vs. maybe date-banging) a chick like this one is absolutely insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49687052)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Mauve forum really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688932)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Hairless base

i bet she knows farsi AND arabic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684439)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her last name is Thomas. dad must be a white boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684441)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Hairless base

she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad and arab, maybe pakistan, mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684454)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Sapphire Impertinent Principal's Office Philosopher-king

Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish and she has a bunch of brothers who sound like Bill Burr and Shane Gillis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684458)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: tan slap-happy crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49684726)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49685739)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: razzle community account newt

there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49685762)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: swashbuckling volcanic crater

How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49686477)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some shit, plus shes a mystery meat and the type of attractive that got OCI interviewers to pass her through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49686480)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: dashing sienna church building skinny woman

do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688275)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 5:56 AM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn't going to be enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688340)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Mauve forum really tough guy

Dare I say, preftigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688942)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Slimy motley resort idea he suggested

she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw query whether you need a certain LSAT floor to truly excel or whether you can do it all by grinding or charisma/rainmaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49687037)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: Sapphire Impertinent Principal's Office Philosopher-king

Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz dev connection like a rich uncle who is a major firm client. At CCN 20 years ago (ie when these firms all took 100 summers in a summer class) they dinged this one hot girl in our class who got Cravath, Simpson and Cleary and the only girls they took (who were all pretty hot or at least thin and looked good in OCI clothes) were law review or close to it like solidly top quarter. They seemed to use looks as a necessary but not sufficient qualification v other v20s who seemed to reserve a few separate hot girl spots like they kept URM spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49689026)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49691243)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to believe DAVIS POLK was okay with this retarded shit.

when i went back to jackson lewis, this law clerk wound up on that show love is blind, season 6 (marissa). she got stood up at the altar, apparently, and had an irl mental breakdown lol. anyway, she accepted an offer at jackson lewis after graduation (and just after crashing out bc her tv fiancee dumped her). she started doing tiktok videos like this and trying to do product sponsorships or whatever. the firm supposedly told her she had to stop or else.

the problem resolved itself when she failed the bar and quit law.

anyway, kind of crazy that a ttt firm like JL would tell someone to knock this off but davis polk would allow it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688412)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: Slimy motley resort idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688536)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688547)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:21 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar even though i passed mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49695453)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Macho Man Randy Faggot ((zurich is stained))

maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49696209)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Heady Chrome Depressive

maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile

https://www.davispolk.com/lawyers/tiffany-thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688724)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: Umber Ceo

can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries and procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688531)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, why the fuck is she injecting shit in her lips and cheeks or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688580)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Umber Ceo

look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688648)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Heady Chrome Depressive

why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688716)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big Law attorney" in every single poast. why does she do anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688741)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Heady Chrome Depressive

"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTTfb3hknBM/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688752)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

ozempic and valtrex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688757)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Heady Chrome Depressive

lol what about adderall and prozac?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688760)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

oh yea good point, those too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688766)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: outnumbered learning disabled mediation

and some oral antifungals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688781)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Heady Chrome Depressive

here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work she's had done -- definitely a nose job

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSxqCJRj0Oo/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688756)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasting a video of her family watching her stupid fucking insta videos. i can't imagine her opinion of herself, even though she's probably already known as "not all that great" among the junior partners and senior associates assigning her work and will be pushed out of biglaw by 2027.

can't wait to see her insta poasts about "wanting work/life balance," transitioning into "my life as in-house counsel at a F500 company."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688765)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: greedy friendly grandma

gorgeous girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688885)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: stirring jap weed whacker

Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not harming anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49688956)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Sapphire Impertinent Principal's Office Philosopher-king

Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our misspent youth mostly. But these second year associates pretending they made it are objectively stupid and obnoxious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49689044)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: translucent glittery fanboi kitchen

it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing off their designer bullshit they're blowing all their money on. also, i just generally enjoy hating on people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49689333)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: goyim in abundanceeeeee (Δ)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49691338)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: AI_concubine

(Tiff the lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49693513)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Nofapping Set

I know a chick like this at my old firm

She somehow is a senior aassociate

She has to be a rainmaker's ragdoll, right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49689049)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Macho Man Randy Faggot ((zurich is stained))

most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and scholarship, but that's probably a very small number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49691246)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cum dumpster for a big swinging equity dick to get ahead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49691378)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met. but i will say there was a very pretty princeton girl at my old firm, and she made it longer than i would've expected at the firm, by sleeping with a married masochist service partner. she never seemed to work that hard (which was not common among long-tenured associates). tbh she was clever though, smarter than these videos, it just sucked to work for her as a junior because she didn't really care about the life managing down. anyway i lost some naivete seeing that dynamic play out, like, everyone knew. maybe he wasn't the only one, not sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49692824)