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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

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Cerebral fluffy regret
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9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
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  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
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cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
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  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Irradiated clown
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Filthy mint preventive strike university
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
excitant navy abode genital piercing
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Filthy mint preventive strike university
  02/22/12
u jelly
excitant navy abode genital piercing
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did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
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House-broken cuckoldry parlor
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
Nofapping federal shrine roommate
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
yellow rough-skinned legal warrant tank
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
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Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
Carnelian Dashing Double Fault
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
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this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
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Aquamarine range
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
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*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
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  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
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House-broken cuckoldry parlor
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
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great american novelist
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ruby razzle-dazzle school chad
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
Nofapping federal shrine roommate
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
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Bright puppy
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i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Bright puppy
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
yellow rough-skinned legal warrant tank
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
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Really dont like that guy
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is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
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lmao, forgot how funny this video is
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lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Nofapping federal shrine roommate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Cerebral fluffy regret



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: excitant navy abode genital piercing

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: House-broken cuckoldry parlor

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: excitant navy abode genital piercing

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Irradiated clown

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Filthy mint preventive strike university

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: excitant navy abode genital piercing

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Filthy mint preventive strike university

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: excitant navy abode genital piercing

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: walnut deer antler

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: House-broken cuckoldry parlor



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Misanthropic Effete Elastic Band

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: House-broken cuckoldry parlor



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Nofapping federal shrine roommate

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: talented set people who are hurt

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: yellow rough-skinned legal warrant tank

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: House-broken cuckoldry parlor

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Carnelian Dashing Double Fault

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: House-broken cuckoldry parlor

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Nofapping federal shrine roommate

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: House-broken cuckoldry parlor



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Aquamarine range



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: french principal's office

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: impressive stag film

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: Nofapping federal shrine roommate

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Slate dead kitty cat

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: House-broken cuckoldry parlor



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: mildly autistic slimy mental disorder coffee pot

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: House-broken cuckoldry parlor

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: ruby razzle-dazzle school chad



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: Nofapping federal shrine roommate

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Titillating Irate Property

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Bright puppy



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Bright puppy

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: yellow rough-skinned legal warrant tank

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: impressive stag film

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Titillating Irate Property

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: House-broken cuckoldry parlor



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: appetizing cheese-eating skinny woman center

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: glittery cuck

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: impressive stag film

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Titillating Irate Property



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Author: bronze tanning salon hairy legs



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: opaque temple



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: supple milky half-breed



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Slate dead kitty cat

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: laughsome lavender area french chef

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: supple milky half-breed



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: stimulating cowardly school cafeteria



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Slate dead kitty cat



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