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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Ultramarine filthy really tough guy
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Stirring factory reset button
  07/09/12
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hyperventilating gunner mediation
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
rebellious overrated plaza tattoo
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
rebellious overrated plaza tattoo
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
rebellious overrated plaza tattoo
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
flatulent flesh locus organic girlfriend
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
flatulent flesh locus organic girlfriend
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
bearded underhanded pisswyrm
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
bearded underhanded pisswyrm
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
bearded underhanded pisswyrm
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
charcoal provocative tank stag film
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Aggressive Business Firm Fanboi
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
low-t federal roast beef
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Pale rigor international law enforcement agency
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Disturbing charismatic stage milk
  07/09/12
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hyperventilating gunner mediation
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
rebellious overrated plaza tattoo
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig
  07/09/12
stfu
Disturbing charismatic stage milk
  07/09/12
180
marvelous lodge private investor
  07/09/12
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milky curious indian lodge people who are hurt
  07/13/12
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Transparent trump supporter
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
wonderful jade nowag
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
wonderful jade nowag
  07/09/12
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Spectacular Library
  07/04/19
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hyperventilating gunner mediation
  07/13/12
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Spectacular Library
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
unholy dead corner mad-dog skullcap
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Maroon 180 Crackhouse Place Of Business
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
mentally impaired nofapping box office
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Maroon 180 Crackhouse Place Of Business
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Maniacal rose deer antler
  03/04/25
lol kike
Transparent trump supporter
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
magical mental disorder pozpig
  07/04/19
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slate cheese-eating ratface den
  08/10/22
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Sepia trip therapy
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Disrespectful Insanely Creepy Gas Station
  07/24/24
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snowy electric death wish kitty cat
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
fantasy-prone laughsome internal respiration
  09/22/24
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Maniacal rose deer antler
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
buff windowlicker senate
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine filthy really tough guy

Equally retarded

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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Stirring factory reset button

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: hyperventilating gunner mediation



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: rebellious overrated plaza tattoo

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: rebellious overrated plaza tattoo

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: rebellious overrated plaza tattoo

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: flatulent flesh locus organic girlfriend

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: flatulent flesh locus organic girlfriend

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: bearded underhanded pisswyrm

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: bearded underhanded pisswyrm

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: bearded underhanded pisswyrm

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: charcoal provocative tank stag film

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Aggressive Business Firm Fanboi

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: low-t federal roast beef

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Pale rigor international law enforcement agency

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Disturbing charismatic stage milk

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: hyperventilating gunner mediation



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: rebellious overrated plaza tattoo

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Disturbing charismatic stage milk

stfu

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: marvelous lodge private investor

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: milky curious indian lodge people who are hurt



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Transparent trump supporter



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: wonderful jade nowag

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Bisexual Old Irish Cottage Rigpig

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: wonderful jade nowag

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Spectacular Library



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: hyperventilating gunner mediation



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Spectacular Library



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: unholy dead corner mad-dog skullcap

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Maroon 180 Crackhouse Place Of Business

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: mentally impaired nofapping box office

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Maroon 180 Crackhouse Place Of Business

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Maniacal rose deer antler

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Transparent trump supporter

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: magical mental disorder pozpig

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: slate cheese-eating ratface den



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Sepia trip therapy



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Disrespectful Insanely Creepy Gas Station

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: snowy electric death wish kitty cat



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: fantasy-prone laughsome internal respiration

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Maniacal rose deer antler



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: buff windowlicker senate

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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