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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Walnut Cowardly Cruise Ship

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Passionate Chestnut Heaven New Version

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: pontificating peach preventive strike sweet tailpipe

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: gold sanctuary



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Hyperventilating naked forum foreskin



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: electric medicated point mood

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: electric medicated point mood

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: mahogany adulterous lodge patrolman



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: greedy famous landscape painting institution

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Walnut Cowardly Cruise Ship

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: greedy famous landscape painting institution

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Walnut Cowardly Cruise Ship

i considered that but i dont think so.

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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: puce nighttime pozpig set



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: wonderful outnumbered ceo dingle berry

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Sapphire Galvanic Shrine

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Walnut Cowardly Cruise Ship

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: wonderful outnumbered ceo dingle berry

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Walnut Cowardly Cruise Ship

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: wonderful outnumbered ceo dingle berry

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: pontificating peach preventive strike sweet tailpipe

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: mahogany adulterous lodge patrolman



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Maroon hell jew

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: frisky snowy office

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring saffron weed whacker

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Passionate Chestnut Heaven New Version

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: frisky snowy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Garnet travel guidebook

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Passionate Chestnut Heaven New Version

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Walnut Cowardly Cruise Ship

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: fantasy-prone duck-like corner police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: laughsome son of senegal

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Ebony Twisted Brunch Dysfunction

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: rebellious nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Lime plaza

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: wonderful outnumbered ceo dingle berry

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: pontificating peach preventive strike sweet tailpipe

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Fragrant self-absorbed market

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Walnut Cowardly Cruise Ship

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: pontificating peach preventive strike sweet tailpipe

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Lime plaza

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Walnut Cowardly Cruise Ship

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Lime plaza

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Ebony Twisted Brunch Dysfunction

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: pontificating peach preventive strike sweet tailpipe

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Lime plaza

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: pontificating peach preventive strike sweet tailpipe

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Fragrant self-absorbed market

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: pontificating peach preventive strike sweet tailpipe

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Geriatric deer antler

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Lime plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: pontificating peach preventive strike sweet tailpipe

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Cerebral Bossy Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Cerebral Bossy Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: excitant onyx hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: gaped tanning salon gunner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: greedy famous landscape painting institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Glittery useless brakes indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Bateful submissive base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Chest-beating locale

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: frisky snowy office

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Lime plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Pink razzmatazz stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Brindle Giraffe Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Appetizing step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: silver scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: concupiscible iridescent box office place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Vermilion Regret Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: talented locus private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: silver scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: up-to-no-good jap property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: up-to-no-good jap property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: flatulent jewess

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: rebellious nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: cracking den international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Geriatric deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: crawly sticky chapel personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Chest-beating locale

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: provocative cream senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: up-to-no-good jap property

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: motley center associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: pontificating peach preventive strike sweet tailpipe

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Black aphrodisiac haunted graveyard theatre

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: pontificating peach preventive strike sweet tailpipe

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Fragrant self-absorbed market

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: pontificating peach preventive strike sweet tailpipe

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: useless mind-boggling trailer park sex offender

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Lime plaza

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Geriatric deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Chest-beating locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Racy Alpha Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Transparent Electric Furnace Quadroon

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Thriller Twinkling Uncleanness

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Vibrant area prole

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: wonderful outnumbered ceo dingle berry

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: filthy potus principal's office

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Vivacious athletic conference casino

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Lime plaza

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Fragrant self-absorbed market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: gold sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Fragrant self-absorbed market

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: elite state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: exciting business firm

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Canary Chad

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: dark disrespectful french chef

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: wonderful outnumbered ceo dingle berry

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: dark disrespectful french chef

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Fragrant self-absorbed market

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: exciting business firm

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: coiffed aromatic faggot firefighter

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: mahogany adulterous lodge patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Shaky Pistol

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Chest-beating locale

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: judgmental hospital

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: white blathering bawdyhouse internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Fragrant self-absorbed market

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: bearded lay

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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Underhanded Site Windowlicker



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Fragrant self-absorbed market



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: contagious trust fund



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: electric medicated point mood

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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Carmine Insecure People Who Are Hurt



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: gaped tanning salon gunner



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: mildly autistic swollen spot legend



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Fragrant self-absorbed market



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Carmine Insecure People Who Are Hurt



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Fragrant self-absorbed market



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: gaped tanning salon gunner



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Fragrant self-absorbed market



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: big turdskin

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: gaped tanning salon gunner



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Vivacious athletic conference casino



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Diverse stead

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Cerebral Bossy Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: amethyst stage keepsake machete

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: amethyst stage keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Splenetic pearl boltzmann



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: gold sanctuary



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: gaped tanning salon gunner



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Federal rehab sound barrier



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: excitant onyx hissy fit



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Fluffy volcanic crater love of her life

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: obsidian bat-shit-crazy elastic band address



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Dull bonkers school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Fluffy volcanic crater love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Fluffy volcanic crater love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: trip purple orchestra pit community account



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: obsidian bat-shit-crazy elastic band address



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Umber nursing home really tough guy

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Walnut Cowardly Cruise Ship

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: razzle jade shitlib ladyboy



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: hilarious ticket booth blood rage

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: lavender exhilarant space



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Cerebral Bossy Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Cerebral Bossy Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: excitant onyx hissy fit

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Vivacious athletic conference casino



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Red Whorehouse



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: hideous bronze wrinkle crotch



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: hairraiser slate idiot house

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Cerebral Bossy Halford

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: ruby charismatic partner

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: sinister cumskin university



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: gaped tanning salon gunner



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: gaped tanning salon gunner



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: sinister cumskin university



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: dashing confused feces piazza

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: boyish sienna church building cuckold



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling copper goal in life



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Supple Milk



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: mildly autistic swollen spot legend



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Federal rehab sound barrier

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Well-lubricated legal warrant

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: sinister cumskin university



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Blue marvelous pervert



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: gaped tanning salon gunner



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Blue marvelous pervert



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: bearded lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: dead 180 parlour stock car

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Ultramarine Temple

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: silver scourge upon the earth



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: jet beady-eyed becky pisswyrm



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Ultramarine Temple

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: jet beady-eyed becky pisswyrm

Ok

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Ultramarine Temple

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Ultramarine Temple

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: lavender exhilarant space



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: burgundy kitchen



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: gaped tanning salon gunner



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Salmon Home



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Floppy charcoal old irish cottage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: concupiscible iridescent box office place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle water buffalo dopamine



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: hideous bronze wrinkle crotch



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Flickering theater stage mental disorder

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: arousing gay wizard



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Mint Big-titted Hall

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: obsidian bat-shit-crazy elastic band address



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: erotic puppy national

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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: zippy mauve hairy legs

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Hyperventilating naked forum foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: hideous bronze wrinkle crotch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: ocher curious theater



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Hyperventilating naked forum foreskin



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