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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: primrose dog poop locus Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328935) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: primrose dog poop locus They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328954) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: primrose dog poop locus I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328963) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: primrose dog poop locus It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328990) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Nofapping Set i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.
one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.
when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.
the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.
didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Nofapping Set oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328951) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: Talented cruel-hearted hall telephone me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329009) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: pearly partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329327) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: Bright Toilet Seat Polaroids or it didn’t happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49328973) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM Author: Burgundy Queen Of The Night Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329424) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: Flushed thriller parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329498) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM Author: Swollen mauve laser beams My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329000) |
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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: Heady death wish pit This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49342357) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Disgusting Canary Potus Faggotry Yeah this totally happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329042) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: primrose dog poop locus You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329306) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Flushed thriller parlour I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329372) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: Nofapping Set life is random sometimes though.
this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: pearly partner The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329431) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: Nofapping Set if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.
until that happens, this is a true story.
people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.
claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM Author: pearly partner You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329456) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: Nofapping Set (((consuela))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329464) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: pearly partner Nice edit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329481) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Nofapping Set fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329483) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: primrose dog poop locus I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329397) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: Flushed thriller parlour You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329465) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: pale library idea he suggested He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329473) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: primrose dog poop locus Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329482) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: Flushed thriller parlour Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329576) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: dashing useless knife corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330016) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Pungent beady-eyed marketing idea scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330491) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Pungent beady-eyed marketing idea scourge upon the earth Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330528) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Pungent beady-eyed marketing idea scourge upon the earth Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330522) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Swashbuckling Crusty Rehab When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329452) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: pearly partner Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329475) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Flushed thriller parlour tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: primrose dog poop locus I didn't have a suite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329484) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: Flushed thriller parlour See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329491) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: primrose dog poop locus But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329520) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: Flushed thriller parlour You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329529) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: primrose dog poop locus Ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329535) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: pearly partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329543) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: Pungent beady-eyed marketing idea scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330488) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Pungent beady-eyed marketing idea scourge upon the earth Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330530) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM Author: Pungent beady-eyed marketing idea scourge upon the earth Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330521) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: painfully honest marvelous whorehouse regret *guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329500) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: Burgundy Queen Of The Night Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329502) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: pearly partner Is this guy a known poster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329522) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: primrose dog poop locus 21 actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329523) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: Passionate Mustard Mental Disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329979) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: Flushed thriller parlour anyway, gotta go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329532) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: Doobsian Lemon Public Bath Son Of Senegal no one has ever had sex afaict (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329561) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: kink-friendly church building sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329801) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: lavender cocky business firm she still thinks about u wistfully, probably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329640) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: Sepia Lay Factory Reset Button to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329665) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: Mahogany Nowag You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329798) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM Author: primrose dog poop locus My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.
I'm just old, ty. |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM Author: Aquamarine massive property OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49331136) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: kink-friendly church building sound barrier http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329936) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: Passionate Mustard Mental Disorder be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49329981) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor now i know how tribe felt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330128) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Spot Genital Piercing Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330153) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal station travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330489) |
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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: fear-inspiring piazza Misspelled 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50069334) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: puce immigrant shrine i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330125) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Spot Genital Piercing No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330146) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Pungent beady-eyed marketing idea scourge upon the earth 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330525) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: wonderful copper brunch french chef If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330165) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: primrose dog poop locus My moniker has changed frequently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330339) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Pungent beady-eyed marketing idea scourge upon the earth 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330527) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: Flatulent silver den wagecucks There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330514) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM Author: ebony hospital nigs are so stupid it's unreal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330533) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: brass ladyboy 180! Can confirm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330535) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM Author: Burgundy Queen Of The Night Box Office pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49331124) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM Author: Violent jewess I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49330758) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: Heady death wish pit Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49332542) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM Author: Boyish bistre candlestick maker selfie I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49331141) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: pale library idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49332522) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: shimmering dysfunction Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#49332561) |
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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: cerebral personal credit line home I want to believe
But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.
If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something? |
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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:24 AM Author: laughsome sweet tailpipe OP is Gen X lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50069362) |