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Date: July 29th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: cerebral territorial alpha Down another 24k today I'm below 1.15m now, down almost 300k from peak
Imagine how stupid I am: after losing nearly 200k on SOXS and puts I bought tons of chips and Ai near peak and even 13k of SpaceX
It's amazing how stupid I am I missed all the Iran rally and then put 1m in stocks right at it's peak |
Date: July 29th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Charismatic pungent goal in life athletic conference I bought stocks once in my life, panic sold the first day they went down and since then just put my money into CDs until I hit the 250k FDIC cap and start putting it in another CD.
Zero risk tolerance with money seems to be a very common thing among Germans - one of the reasons our economy sucks. |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 4:51 PM Author: cerebral territorial alpha This sounds FAGGOT as furk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50032623) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 4:54 PM Author: Charismatic pungent goal in life athletic conference Pretty much- really sucked on this board when everyone was making bank on ETH. I don't mind seeing other people get stock gains since that's kind of within reason, but the whole crypto thing seemed so retarded and the gains were astronomical. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50032640) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 6:29 PM Author: Tantric purple dingle berry congrats on being a retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50033064) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: hilarious ticket booth The Buy High Sell Low strategy isn’t for everyone Tommy. There’s a measure of risk tolerance involved here. If you can’t take the heat then get the FUCK out the kitchen m8. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50032589) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: aquamarine house community account Classic Gen X (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50032603) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: cerebral territorial alpha I'm not selling shit I'll hold until at least end of 2027 tom lee says next year will be best of all.time shit like MRVL cld easily double in 6m (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50032628) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: hilarious ticket booth You’re ruined accept it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50032650) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 6:16 PM Author: cerebral territorial alpha Once I drop below then it will be bad though multiple times since hitting 1m I've dropped bellw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50033032) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 6:18 PM Author: erotic startling meetinghouse police squad Once AI gets firmly emplaced in the economy I expect minimum 20% annual gains for at least 10 years.
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Date: July 29th, 2026 6:36 PM Author: cerebral territorial alpha This is basically tom lees thesis, next year cld be 75% QQQ gain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50033079) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 7:01 PM Author: erotic startling meetinghouse police squad You'll want to leverage this opportunity, or stay poor forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50033140) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: Sooty legal warrant bawdyhouse tell is when you sell so we can buy tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50032596) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: cerebral territorial alpha Thank, will do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50032629) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 4:54 PM Author: Cyan stag film generalized bond buy some bond etfs yielding 7-9% bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50032645) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 4:57 PM Author: Twisted gaping elastic band SPHY, USHY, GOF pretty much whatever we want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50032657) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: Cyan stag film generalized bond loll @ 7% at SPHY
go get that 11% at HYT |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 5:07 PM Author: Twisted gaping elastic band That's a CEF not an ETF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50032707) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: Cyan stag film generalized bond I suck off one team of niggers and u calling me gay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50033118) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 6:16 PM Author: cerebral territorial alpha I had 95% in PAAA GSY and SGOV netting like 4.5% and sold it all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50033035) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Twisted gaping elastic band Down -0.50%, still up 16.5% for the year, no big deal. The dividends keep rolling in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50032651) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 6:17 PM Author: cerebral territorial alpha Die nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50033037) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 6:21 PM Author: gay boltzmann tech stocks have completely mindraped brownoids ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50033049) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 6:37 PM Author: cerebral territorial alpha We own tech birdshit, u own meth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50033082) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 6:28 PM Author: razzmatazz fluffy indirect expression fat ankles You need to right your ship, drink so heavily you die within the next ten years or get back to wagecucking. You spend too much money for your paltry nest egg, then you make retarded investment decisions. If you have anything approaching a normal lifespan, then you are going to run out of money. I have no idea what the fuck you would do then-- come back to the USA and get on disability/section 8? lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50033061) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 6:38 PM Author: cerebral territorial alpha Nigga I'm still fine worst case I get a 200 apt in HCMC
All I need is beer and cheap food, my traveling days are closing I'll never go far from.asia |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 7:21 PM Author: razzmatazz fluffy indirect expression fat ankles Okay pal, if you think you can set down roots and live off your nest egg for the rest of your life, then you need to do so now. You've been chipping away at your net worth during a historic bull market. If the market is flat or bear, you are dead as fuck HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50033185) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 8:00 PM Author: Sooty legal warrant bawdyhouse money printer goes brrrr and this idiot is barely treading water. he's fucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50033359) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 7:41 AM Author: cerebral territorial alpha Nigga I spent 35k a year, I'm not chipping away at anything except ur anus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50034092) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 8:22 AM Author: Scarlet Hideous Rehab Corn Cake This thread is literally about the assfucking of your NW. Face it, Thomas, you're FURKED.
Why don't you come work for my shitlaw firm, we could use a bitchboi to cover calendar calls. |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 9:16 AM Author: cerebral territorial alpha Id rather get AIDS from wild niggas (again)
I'm at the end of my life there's no reason to ever work versus just KMS |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 10:00 AM Author: razzmatazz fluffy indirect expression fat ankles Even assuming you really can keep spending down to 35k a year, you're already pretty close to not having enough to safely draw 35k a year for the rest of your life. And that's before factoring in that you will make more retarded option plays. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50034291) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: cerebral territorial alpha Nigga who cares, my spending shld go down I'm almost finished traveling new shitholes
And who cares just KMS, you just want me to enslaved by Jews again |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 7:26 PM Author: irate chocolate theatre At least you followed my GIS trade right at the lows. You should be up over 20% on the $2k or whatever it was that you bought, not even counting any ex dividend dates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50033204) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 7:42 AM Author: cerebral territorial alpha Yes I shld have bought more, literally only stock I didn't keep buying more instead I bought more NBIS and SNDK lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50034094) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 8:16 AM Author: irate chocolate theatre Eh, shit happens. You really should just put it into safe but boring shit and stop chasing money you won't even spend. I mean, you don't strike me as someone who would suddenly have twice as much shit to buy or twice as expensive shit to buy if your net worth hits $2 million. So why bother risking your actual life on chasing the increase? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50034138) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 9:15 AM Author: cerebral territorial alpha Yes that was my plan I had 1.4m and almost all was in safe bond ETFs and then i niggered myself... I wld like to get to 1.5 and then 1.75m wld be ideal and furk it then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50034229) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 9:19 AM Author: irate chocolate theatre I was patting you on the back when you went safe. Again: what will you change about your life at 1.5 or 1.75 million? If nothing beyond bragging rights, fuck right off with that shit and go back to being smart
In a way, you traded the "one more year of work" mentality for "just another hundred k" mentality. Get over it, motherfucker |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 9:45 AM Author: cerebral territorial alpha Well I'm not content with just 1.15m I need at least 1.5 now I must avenge this retardation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50034271) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 7:57 PM Author: comical ocher rigpig codepig Why don’t you start an adventurous YouTube blog where you favorably compare third word shitholes to US? You will recover the rupees in no time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50033346) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 7:42 AM Author: cerebral territorial alpha I have no personality, motivation, or social ability for social media (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50034095) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 8:11 AM Author: irate chocolate theatre We all know this is bullshit. The truth is you don't want to be tied down and feel like you're obligated to do shit on other people's schedule, with a smattering of wanting to keep us begging
If you just narrated it like an xo post, you'd blow up |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 8:14 AM Author: cerebral territorial alpha I meant to try at least on TikTok and I posted some shit vids but if I talk I think ppl will call me a turd faggot and stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50034132) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 8:17 AM Author: irate chocolate theatre Yeah but you call yourself that here all the time. What's the problem? Wouldn't saying outrageous shit and provoking people be part of the fun? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50034141) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 9:16 AM Author: cerebral territorial alpha I need to try but I have zero motivation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50034233) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 9:23 AM Author: irate chocolate theatre If I weren't wagecucking still, I'd figure out how to set up an LLM to narrate in a hyper Indian voice. Might do that once I settle into my new gig (just took a new one) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50034242) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 9:44 AM Author: cerebral territorial alpha If love to make a channel maeking fun of jeets and birdshits in SE Asia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50034270) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 5:18 PM Author: irate chocolate theatre I can't believe Mainlining or someone else who has the knowledge and capacity won't help with this. It would be the best content this board has seen since your sailboat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50035136) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 9:43 AM Author: cerebral territorial alpha Up 31k today, my MSFT was like 120k it's booming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50034268) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 9:46 AM Author: hot site karate Good for you, brother. I am down massively still. Something like $100k from ATHs. Sitting at around $2.37m right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50034272) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 10:28 AM Author: cerebral territorial alpha U r a kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50034323) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 10:30 AM Author: cerebral territorial alpha Up 44k now jfc just 10 more days like this and I'm set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50034326) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 10:30 AM Author: wine ladyboy you should exit the stock market now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50034328) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 11:47 AM Author: charcoal aromatic prole you will be fine once we get thru august. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50034453) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 2:47 PM Author: cerebral territorial alpha That's what tom lee says, I cld really make 50% I think by this time next year I'm just hodling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50034891) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 6:02 PM Author: garnet patrolman menage nigger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887471&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5301927#50035222) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 10:52 AM Author: cerebral territorial alpha Up another 15k today I think at one point it was 28k
Pretty kooky, today I'm over 3xing QQQ, if chips and AI boom again I really cld furking get u to rape lizards money |