SILVERBACK GORILLA V BENGAL TIGER V GRIZZLY BEAR
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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:35 AM Author: Orange diverse sanctuary
Assume they are all in their prime. Assume they all want to kill each other. Assume a football field arena that is enclosed.
Who is left standing?
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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:43 AM Author: Twisted Underhanded Marketing Idea Property
Grizzly will win in an arena because of its sheer strength and claws.
Tiger will win in nature because of its agility, climbing ability, and speed.
Gorilla gets pwned in all situations
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:04 AM Author: Vigorous state toilet seat
Tiger could literally do fuck all to actually hurt a fully-grown Kodiak Grizzly (I'm assuming we're going to talk alpha dog Grizzlies), and the grizzly could snap a tiger's spine with one good swat. Assuming it was motivated to do so, the grizzly would win quite comfortably against either.
There are documented cases of North American bear baiting from the 18th century in which grizzlies killed multiple african lions. There used to be a website with some old diary entries describing it or something, but it's been taken down and I can't find it anywhere else.
Think of it this way: it takes multiple lions to take down an African water buffalo. A large grizzly can kill a full-grown bison on its own, if properly motivated, and can break a caribou's back with a well-placed swat.
See this for alpha grizzly catching a fucking massive caribou by the antlers and wrestling it to the ground. Don't think tiger would stand a chance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocyJenrpVuI
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:14 AM Author: metal kitty cat field
The bengal tiger will weigh about 500 lbs, the gorilla 350 lbs, and the grizzly 500 lbs.
None of the animals has a lot of endurance.
The tiger is really fucking patient and doesn't attack until it has a clear shot. The tiger can also run the fastest, jump the highest, and jump the farthest. It's also easily the most nimble.
The bear and tiger both have teeth and claws. The gorilla has teeth and thumbs.
The impetuous clumsy ass gorilla would attack the bear. It doesn't matter who wins. The tiger would destroy the one left standing.
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:01 AM Author: Crimson Police Squad
Take it back. Grizzly would pwn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yti2UY5D0zw
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:33 AM Author: hideous dun shrine
I don't know all the distinctions in this thread, but I know when they used to have bears fight tigers and lions in Alaska in the old days the bears would kill them easily.
They'd swat the cat with one swipe and crush their skull. Perhaps people in this thread are saying that the biggest tiger could kill a medium sized bear - but who gives a fuck.
We know for a sure the biggest bear dominate the biggest cat.
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:44 AM Author: metal kitty cat field
"We know for a sure the biggest bear dominate the biggest cat."
Probably.
Big male bears (polar and Kodiak) are much bigger (1,400 to 1,500 lbs) than the big male cats (bengal and Siberian) (~600 lbs).
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM Author: metal kitty cat field
P.S. Fuck bears.
http://i.imgur.com/0qGAzLV.jpg
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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:28 AM Author: cheese-eating pungent corner
the hypo is *BENGAL TIGER*, then obvious the bear.
if it were SIBERIAN TIGER, then it would be closer. i would have to think about it.
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Date: October 7th, 2013 6:51 AM Author: Vigorous state toilet seat
Thank god some people came crawling out of the woodwork as the night wore on. I thought xo was solidly a bear board, but I was starting to wonder with all the tiger trolling that was going on.
Nothing better than a chill bear bro walking around on two legs, snacking on berries, snatching salmon out of rivers, and napping whenever and wherever he wants. All with the quiet confidence that, if he has to, he'll get to crushing big cat skulls with impunity.
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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:15 PM Author: Cocky poppy useless brakes
Here is a video of a gorilla pwning a grizzly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVAP5qWnBek
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:22 PM Author: metal kitty cat field
Cat vs. Ferrari
http://i.imgur.com/KCRxmnR.jpg
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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:14 PM Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)
Grizzly wins easily
Better hypo if Siberian Tiger instead of Bengal, but it wouldn't matter I think
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