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SILVERBACK GORILLA V BENGAL TIGER V GRIZZLY BEAR

Assume they are all in their prime. Assume they all want to ...
Orange diverse sanctuary
  10/07/13
Loco that I poasted this over a decade ago. Time is flame.
Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
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Depends in a three way fight where there's a wild card. In ...
Crimson Police Squad
  10/07/13
Bears hate gorillas so they will tire each other out, allowi...
Arousing Pearly Toaster Wrinkle
  10/07/13
cr
Bronze indirect expression
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Explain.
Orange diverse sanctuary
  10/07/13
Is the Gorilla the weakest candidate of the three? No claws....
Orange diverse sanctuary
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Grizzly will win in an arena because of its sheer strength a...
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tiger also pwns in battle at sea
Bronze indirect expression
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LJL
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http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/tigerDM2805_468x...
Bronze indirect expression
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That tiger's face reminds me of Samara from The Ring after h...
scarlet nowag
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I would think a grizzly would still be a stronger swimmer th...
Cocky poppy useless brakes
  10/07/13
Grizzly would win if the battle was on some elevated surface...
Arousing Pearly Toaster Wrinkle
  10/07/13
Tiger could literally do fuck all to actually hurt a fully-g...
Vigorous state toilet seat
  10/07/13
tigers are bigger and stronger than lions. you keep talking...
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Siberian tigers regularly lost to african lions in staged fi...
Vigorous state toilet seat
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(Wildlife biologist here)
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sometimes xoxo is still great
Multi-colored headpube
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lol @ "kodiak grizzly"
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You wouldn't if it was standing next to you...
Vigorous state toilet seat
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LMAO tigers eat lions for lunch. lions are bitchmade compar...
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  10/07/13
No u. I will not stand for this discrediting of the Grizzly ...
Vigorous state toilet seat
  10/07/13
that's like a two wow druids fighting.
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CR.
Vigorous state toilet seat
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Couldn't a punch by a gorilla really fuck the tiger up? If i...
Orange diverse sanctuary
  10/07/13
they're underestimating this
Hateful psychic immigrant
  10/07/13
Tiger by a long shot.
metal kitty cat field
  10/07/13
The bengal tiger will weigh about 500 lbs, the gorilla 350 l...
metal kitty cat field
  10/07/13
this is how i see it playing out too.
Pontificating exhilarant trailer park liquid oxygen
  10/07/13
Kodiaks are over a 1000 fucking pounds, and have been weighe...
Vigorous state toilet seat
  10/07/13
Kodiaks aren't regular grizzlies. I was using typical siz...
metal kitty cat field
  10/07/13
Why would we give a shit about regular grizzlies? Lions kil...
Vigorous state toilet seat
  10/07/13
Stop fighting the hypo.
metal kitty cat field
  10/07/13
No u.
Vigorous state toilet seat
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there is not a cat mfe biologist alive who would take a heal...
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mauve orchestra pit dingle berry
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Take it back. Grizzly would pwn. http://www.youtube.com/...
Crimson Police Squad
  10/07/13
That bear ran away from a 150 lb. cat. The bengal tiger w...
metal kitty cat field
  10/07/13
Seems like the bear was just being a noble alpha bro and res...
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gorilla is a HIGHLY INTELLIGENT ape. it would realize the ga...
drunken milk half-breed
  10/07/13
eh. not really. the gorilla is the loser here by a long sho...
Pontificating exhilarant trailer park liquid oxygen
  10/07/13
that's exactly what would happen
drunken milk half-breed
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CR. the gorilla is the only one capable of utilizing things ...
Pea-brained parlour haunted graveyard
  10/07/13
Unless a runt, grizzly would PWN, even if tiger and gorilla ...
Glittery swollen french chef
  10/07/13
bizarre bear trolling going on here...
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cr chicagoans
Bronze indirect expression
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That show that did all the hypotheticals based on scientific...
Vigorous state toilet seat
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Grizzlies fuck up er'thing in their path except bullets
Glittery swollen french chef
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CR. I'm the biggest grizzly troll on the web.
Vigorous state toilet seat
  10/07/13
I saw a majestic grizzly in the Tetons and in Glacier and De...
Glittery swollen french chef
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VS 200 MIKE TYSON CLONES
Hateful psychic immigrant
  10/07/13
Bear.
Vigorous state toilet seat
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pretty much only god has power over tigers http://www.daily...
Bronze indirect expression
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Grizzly is the only one who doesn't register fear as an emot...
Glittery swollen french chef
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But the tiger is about the same size and much more nimble. T...
metal kitty cat field
  10/07/13
Tiger is not the same size. Half the size.
Glittery swollen french chef
  10/07/13
? bengals can reach 600 lbs
Bronze indirect expression
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Kodiaks aren't grizzlies. Grizzly and bengal males are bo...
metal kitty cat field
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the average male grizzly is not 500 pounds. More like 700.
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The internet disagrees.
metal kitty cat field
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grizzly is surprisingly agile: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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I don't know all the distinctions in this thread, but I know...
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"We know for a sure the biggest bear dominate the bigge...
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P.S. Fuck bears. http://i.imgur.com/0qGAzLV.jpg
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underrated
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An African elephant could kill a Kodiak just by spanking the...
metal kitty cat field
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ofs do snakes even pose any threat at all to those huge doo...
Bronze indirect expression
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Kodiak bears are OG gangster ass killing machines
adulterous flushed antidepressant drug
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But they aren't grizzlies. African elephants > Kodiaks
metal kitty cat field
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they are like hyper grizzlies that discovered the island of ...
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"Retard strength" lol ty
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Cr on the retard strength, hadn't considered that angle.
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Would you be afraid of a 20 lb. retard, even one with retard...
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The bear would thrash the ever loving shit out of both and i...
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My unassailable analysis conclusively proves otherwise. h...
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the hypo is *BENGAL TIGER*, then obvious the bear. if it ...
cheese-eating pungent corner
  10/07/13
Nonsense. In the video above, a grizzly runs away from a ...
metal kitty cat field
  10/07/13
LOL JUST LOL at all this faggot ass tiger trolling. the bear...
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Indubitably the CR, and a very hilarious image.
Vigorous state toilet seat
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Da Bears
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Bears beat the Bengals in week 1.
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Brother that is a 180 image
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We should all be envious of our ursine brothers, they are tr...
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They had to swap in Kodiaks (i.e., non-grizzlies) because th...
metal kitty cat field
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grizzly bear would destroy both at the same time
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SO WE HAVE A WINNER: GRIZZLY.
Orange diverse sanctuary
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By which you mean tiger.
metal kitty cat field
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Here is a video of a gorilla pwning a grizzly http://www....
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Top five ever YouTubes.
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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:35 AM
Author: Orange diverse sanctuary

Assume they are all in their prime. Assume they all want to kill each other. Assume a football field arena that is enclosed.

Who is left standing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184321)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)

Loco that I poasted this over a decade ago. Time is flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48346619)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:37 AM
Author: Crimson Police Squad

Depends in a three way fight where there's a wild card. In a three way fight I think any of them of could win. I think the grizzly and silverback are favored.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184335)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:39 AM
Author: Arousing Pearly Toaster Wrinkle

Bears hate gorillas so they will tire each other out, allowing the tiger to finish off the survivor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184351)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:41 AM
Author: Bronze indirect expression

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184374)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:43 AM
Author: Orange diverse sanctuary

Explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184385)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:40 AM
Author: Orange diverse sanctuary

Is the Gorilla the weakest candidate of the three? No claws...and it's teeth are a joke compared to the tiger and bear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184364)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48346630)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:43 AM
Author: Twisted Underhanded Marketing Idea Property

Grizzly will win in an arena because of its sheer strength and claws.

Tiger will win in nature because of its agility, climbing ability, and speed.

Gorilla gets pwned in all situations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184389)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:48 AM
Author: Bronze indirect expression

tiger also pwns in battle at sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184423)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: Crimson Police Squad

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184473)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:57 AM
Author: Bronze indirect expression

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/tigerDM2805_468x472.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184489)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:19 AM
Author: scarlet nowag

That tiger's face reminds me of Samara from The Ring after her hair lifts and reveals her face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184610)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:10 PM
Author: Cocky poppy useless brakes

I would think a grizzly would still be a stronger swimmer than a tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24186099)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: Arousing Pearly Toaster Wrinkle

Grizzly would win if the battle was on some elevated surface, because tigers and bears don't handle heights well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184461)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: Vigorous state toilet seat

Tiger could literally do fuck all to actually hurt a fully-grown Kodiak Grizzly (I'm assuming we're going to talk alpha dog Grizzlies), and the grizzly could snap a tiger's spine with one good swat. Assuming it was motivated to do so, the grizzly would win quite comfortably against either.

There are documented cases of North American bear baiting from the 18th century in which grizzlies killed multiple african lions. There used to be a website with some old diary entries describing it or something, but it's been taken down and I can't find it anywhere else.

Think of it this way: it takes multiple lions to take down an African water buffalo. A large grizzly can kill a full-grown bison on its own, if properly motivated, and can break a caribou's back with a well-placed swat.

See this for alpha grizzly catching a fucking massive caribou by the antlers and wrestling it to the ground. Don't think tiger would stand a chance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocyJenrpVuI



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184531)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:06 AM
Author: Pontificating exhilarant trailer park liquid oxygen

tigers are bigger and stronger than lions. you keep talking about lions but you're fighting the hypo. tigers. not lions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184539)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Vigorous state toilet seat

Siberian tigers regularly lost to african lions in staged fights in Korea up until the '60's. Because it wasn't interesting, Bengal tigers were introduced, and they regularly beat the lions. But it was still a fight.

I really don't think it would make that much of a difference. Bears have greater bite strength than Bengals, are way stronger, have longer claws, are just as mobile (see the video I attached), have a ridiculously thick impenetrable hide, and absurd bone density that makes their limbs like fucking lead pipes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184567)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Glittery swollen french chef

(Wildlife biologist here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184599)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:18 AM
Author: Vigorous state toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184605)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:58 AM
Author: Multi-colored headpube

sometimes xoxo is still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184930)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:06 AM
Author: garnet hairraiser nursing home

lol @ "kodiak grizzly"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184540)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:13 AM
Author: Vigorous state toilet seat

You wouldn't if it was standing next to you...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184578)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Bronze indirect expression

LMAO

tigers eat lions for lunch. lions are bitchmade compared to tigers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184557)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:19 AM
Author: Vigorous state toilet seat

No u. I will not stand for this discrediting of the Grizzly bear's ferocity and prowess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184611)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: frisky onyx principal's office

that's like a two wow druids fighting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184933)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Vigorous state toilet seat

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24185027)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: Orange diverse sanctuary

Couldn't a punch by a gorilla really fuck the tiger up? If it was to the head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184467)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:57 AM
Author: Hateful psychic immigrant

they're underestimating this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184486)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:56 AM
Author: metal kitty cat field

Tiger by a long shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184483)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: metal kitty cat field

The bengal tiger will weigh about 500 lbs, the gorilla 350 lbs, and the grizzly 500 lbs.

None of the animals has a lot of endurance.

The tiger is really fucking patient and doesn't attack until it has a clear shot. The tiger can also run the fastest, jump the highest, and jump the farthest. It's also easily the most nimble.

The bear and tiger both have teeth and claws. The gorilla has teeth and thumbs.

The impetuous clumsy ass gorilla would attack the bear. It doesn't matter who wins. The tiger would destroy the one left standing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184581)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Pontificating exhilarant trailer park liquid oxygen

this is how i see it playing out too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184587)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: Vigorous state toilet seat

Kodiaks are over a 1000 fucking pounds, and have been weighed in the wild at over 1400. People are significantly underestimating what kind of monsters we're talking here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184592)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: metal kitty cat field

Kodiaks aren't regular grizzlies.

I was using typical sizes for males.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184596)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Vigorous state toilet seat

Why would we give a shit about regular grizzlies? Lions killed Siberians on the reg in staged fights, but we're assuming Bengals since they were the tougher competitor.

BTW, I love the passion animal fights arouse on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184602)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: metal kitty cat field

Stop fighting the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184620)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Vigorous state toilet seat

No u.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184622)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: Bronze indirect expression

there is not a cat mfe biologist alive who would take a healthy, prime, full grown lion over his tiger equivalent or even think it close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184633)



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Date: March 18th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: mauve orchestra pit dingle berry



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:01 AM
Author: Crimson Police Squad

Take it back. Grizzly would pwn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yti2UY5D0zw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184511)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: metal kitty cat field

That bear ran away from a 150 lb. cat.

The bengal tiger would be 3 to 4 times that size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184595)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Pea-brained parlour haunted graveyard

Seems like the bear was just being a noble alpha bro and respecting the cat for being a 180 parent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24186182)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: drunken milk half-breed

gorilla is a HIGHLY INTELLIGENT ape. it would realize the game, pinch the bears ass and pretend it was the tiger, and KO the bear with an uppercut after the bear wasted all its energy murdering the tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184547)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Pontificating exhilarant trailer park liquid oxygen

eh. not really. the gorilla is the loser here by a long shot. its only hope is that the bear and tiger fight eachother first and let it finish the wounded victor off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184559)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: drunken milk half-breed

that's exactly what would happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184588)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: Pea-brained parlour haunted graveyard

CR. the gorilla is the only one capable of utilizing things as weapons. It could rip out some stadium seats and use it as a club/shield.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24186159)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: Glittery swollen french chef

Unless a runt, grizzly would PWN, even if tiger and gorilla were friend and ganged up. He would outweight both of them together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184554)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Pontificating exhilarant trailer park liquid oxygen

bizarre bear trolling going on here...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184572)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Bronze indirect expression

cr

chicagoans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184575)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Vigorous state toilet seat

That show that did all the hypotheticals based on scientific comparisons of different factors found that the Grizzly bear would alpha style on all, including salt-water crocodiles in very shallow water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184586)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:19 AM
Author: Glittery swollen french chef

Grizzlies fuck up er'thing in their path except bullets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184609)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Vigorous state toilet seat

CR. I'm the biggest grizzly troll on the web.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184617)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Glittery swollen french chef

I saw a majestic grizzly in the Tetons and in Glacier and Denali. The one in Denali forced a full grown bull moose to literally shit himself and run away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184640)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Hateful psychic immigrant

VS 200 MIKE TYSON CLONES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184560)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Vigorous state toilet seat

Bear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24185382)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Bronze indirect expression

pretty much only god has power over tigers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2357873/5-hunters-stuck-tree-4-days-tigers-prowling-One-man-eaten.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184584)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:27 AM
Author: Glittery swollen french chef

Grizzly is the only one who doesn't register fear as an emotion, at all. Literally afraid of nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184647)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:30 AM
Author: metal kitty cat field

But the tiger is about the same size and much more nimble. Tiger hops on the grizzly's back. Game over for grizzly.

The only way the grizzly fans make their animal win is by changing from a regular grizzly to a Kodiak, which isn't a grizzly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184654)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:31 AM
Author: Glittery swollen french chef

Tiger is not the same size. Half the size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184661)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:32 AM
Author: Bronze indirect expression

?

bengals can reach 600 lbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184669)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: metal kitty cat field

Kodiaks aren't grizzlies.

Grizzly and bengal males are both about 500 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184675)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:24 AM
Author: Gaped snowy meetinghouse affirmative action

the average male grizzly is not 500 pounds. More like 700.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24185506)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: metal kitty cat field

The internet disagrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24186620)



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Date: March 18th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: shivering blathering filthpig

grizzly is surprisingly agile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY7Xmt4HzV0&t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#27510254)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: hideous dun shrine

I don't know all the distinctions in this thread, but I know when they used to have bears fight tigers and lions in Alaska in the old days the bears would kill them easily.

They'd swat the cat with one swipe and crush their skull. Perhaps people in this thread are saying that the biggest tiger could kill a medium sized bear - but who gives a fuck.

We know for a sure the biggest bear dominate the biggest cat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184677)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: metal kitty cat field

"We know for a sure the biggest bear dominate the biggest cat."

Probably.

Big male bears (polar and Kodiak) are much bigger (1,400 to 1,500 lbs) than the big male cats (bengal and Siberian) (~600 lbs).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184721)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: metal kitty cat field

P.S. Fuck bears.

http://i.imgur.com/0qGAzLV.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184744)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Bronze indirect expression

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184772)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:01 AM
Author: metal kitty cat field

An African elephant could kill a Kodiak just by spanking the bear with its trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184787)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:05 AM
Author: Bronze indirect expression

ofs

do snakes even pose any threat at all to those huge doods?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184803)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:52 AM
Author: adulterous flushed antidepressant drug

Kodiak bears are OG gangster ass killing machines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184757)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: metal kitty cat field

But they aren't grizzlies.

African elephants > Kodiaks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184762)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: adulterous flushed antidepressant drug

they are like hyper grizzlies that discovered the island of the fattiest most nutritious salmon then became mega inbred so now they are huge and have retard strength

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24186102)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:28 PM
Author: Pea-brained parlour haunted graveyard

"Retard strength" lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24186165)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Vigorous state toilet seat

Cr on the retard strength, hadn't considered that angle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24186174)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:23 PM
Author: metal kitty cat field

Would you be afraid of a 20 lb. retard, even one with retard strength?

An African elephant would be about 10 times the mass of the Kodiak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24186496)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48346631)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48346644)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Chrome Center Community Account

The bear would thrash the ever loving shit out of both and it's no even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184818)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: metal kitty cat field

My unassailable analysis conclusively proves otherwise.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2#24184581

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184848)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48346633)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: cheese-eating pungent corner

the hypo is *BENGAL TIGER*, then obvious the bear.

if it were SIBERIAN TIGER, then it would be closer. i would have to think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184883)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: metal kitty cat field

Nonsense.

In the video above, a grizzly runs away from a much smaller cougar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184923)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:22 AM
Author: burgundy geriatric tattoo

LOL JUST LOL at all this faggot ass tiger trolling. the bear would be using the tiger's skull as a chalice by the end of the evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24184962)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 6:48 AM
Author: Vigorous state toilet seat

Indubitably the CR, and a very hilarious image.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24185231)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 4:55 AM
Author: anal primrose brethren

Da Bears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24185084)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 6:15 AM
Author: Clear Beta Striped Hyena

Bears beat the Bengals in week 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24185170)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 6:51 AM
Author: Vigorous state toilet seat

Thank god some people came crawling out of the woodwork as the night wore on. I thought xo was solidly a bear board, but I was starting to wonder with all the tiger trolling that was going on.

Nothing better than a chill bear bro walking around on two legs, snacking on berries, snatching salmon out of rivers, and napping whenever and wherever he wants. All with the quiet confidence that, if he has to, he'll get to crushing big cat skulls with impunity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24185242)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:04 AM
Author: burgundy geriatric tattoo

Brother that is a 180 image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24185374)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Vigorous state toilet seat

We should all be envious of our ursine brothers, they are truly living the life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24185381)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:23 AM
Author: Orange diverse sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24185503)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: metal kitty cat field

They had to swap in Kodiaks (i.e., non-grizzlies) because they know grizzlies are pussies.

Further evidence: The YouTube video above shows a grizzly running from a much smaller cougar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24186504)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: Gaped snowy meetinghouse affirmative action

grizzly bear would destroy both at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24185499)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:09 PM
Author: Orange diverse sanctuary

SO WE HAVE A WINNER: GRIZZLY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24186096)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: metal kitty cat field

By which you mean tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24191222)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Cocky poppy useless brakes

Here is a video of a gorilla pwning a grizzly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVAP5qWnBek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24186113)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Vigorous state toilet seat

Top five ever YouTubes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24186120)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: metal kitty cat field

Cat vs. Ferrari

http://i.imgur.com/KCRxmnR.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24186486)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: Bronze indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#24186580)



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Date: December 9th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Orange diverse sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#26890903)



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Date: December 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: adventurous ultramarine spot trump supporter

grizzly bear definitely has the best albums, but tbh i haven't heard the other two's work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#26891156)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48346625)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: maine is 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48346645)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Orange diverse sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#27510032)



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Date: February 7th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Orange diverse sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#29773940)



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Date: February 7th, 2016 4:54 PM
Author: internet-worthy blue selfie quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#29774011)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:22 AM
Author: Orange diverse sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#42447184)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: Awkward Hyperactive Piazza Internal Respiration

This has been a fecund area for content creation here for many years, my friend. It's in the foundational code of the bort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#42447204)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: Orange diverse sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#42447205)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:07 PM
Author: Orange diverse sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#42450469)



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Date: September 19th, 2021 12:36 PM
Author: Orange diverse sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#43141053)



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Date: September 19th, 2021 12:45 PM
Author: Crimson Police Squad

Team up and kill their captors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#43141095)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: maine is 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48346646)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:16 PM
Author: Orange diverse sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#43575653)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)

Grizzly wins easily

Better hypo if Siberian Tiger instead of Bengal, but it wouldn't matter I think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48346629)