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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
pebbles
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
pebbles
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband
  09/19/24
What was your best joke
chilmata
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
pebbles
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
Fred Lawyer
  09/19/24
expected OP to be snoot
Metal Up Your Ass
  09/18/24
...
just be racist
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
Cat of Mr. Mistoffelees
  09/18/24
...
morch ponkey
  09/19/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
kike ointment
  09/19/24


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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: pebbles

Fucking assholes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48106661)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: pebbles

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48106744)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48110065)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: chilmata

What was your best joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48106673)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: pebbles

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48106681)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Fred Lawyer

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48110055)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: just be racist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48106680)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Cat of Mr. Mistoffelees

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: morch ponkey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48109051)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: kike ointment

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48110078)