unbelievable luck. skunk sprayed my brand new toupee while i was camping
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Date: September 8th, 2024 4:02 PM Author: overrated famous landscape painting lay
middle the of the night last night. heard rustling outside my tent. unzipped the opening a bit and BAM skunk sprays right at the crown of my head, soaking the hairpiece i just had fitted on the thursday.
this morning i went into the lake and was scrubbing at the piece furiously, trying to get the scent out, when this gal in my friend group who i've been seriously crushing on, comes down the the lake in a bikini. she brought some shampoo and told me she could help me get the stink out, and that she gives "great scalp massages"! i couldn't risk her feeling the netting of my system, though, so i just said 'uhhhh, that's ok', and she looked at me like id just farted or something, and walked away :(
now she's been acting super flirty all morning with this other dude in the group (severely balding, ironically) and i'm sitting by myself with a stinky toupee on
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