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After a 2,000-Mile Trip, a Penguin Finds Itself on an Australian Beach (NYT)

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/07/world/australia/emperor-p...
Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
  11/09/24
“That crazy young penguin,” said Dee Boersma, a ...
Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
  11/09/24
aren’t penguins crazy?
Trump is the Lib Killer
  11/09/24
Nihilist Penguin (Werner Herzog) https://www.youtube.com/wa...
Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
  11/09/24
must be exhausting
Trump is the Lib Killer
  11/09/24
Great little subthread right off the bat here
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Trump is the Lib Killer
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Love me a Deranged Penguin
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Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
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Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
  11/09/24
furkin bogan birdshit penguin (TT)
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Your father's genitals, eye level, in the shower
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penguins also poast here
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Well, they are black.
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what exactly are they doing with him? sending him back?
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Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
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He has to go back
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the emperor penguins are eating cats in perth, folks!
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Date: November 9th, 2024 5:36 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again)

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/07/world/australia/emperor-penguin-australia-antarctica.html

“This is the furthest north I’ve heard of an emperor penguin,” an expert said.

By Victor Mather

Nov. 7, 2024

It was a day as Australian as you can get: Sun, waves and surfing at the beach.

And then something distinctly un-Australian turned up.

Aaron Fowler and a friend were heading back to the parking lot after a day in the waves. “We saw something coming out of the water,” Mr. Fowler, a 37-year-old drywall repairman, said. “We thought it was a seabird, but then we thought, ‘Oh, that’s way too big,’ and it had a big, long neck and a tail sticking out like a duck.

“It stood up in the water and waddled straight up to us and just started cleaning itself.”

Standing there on the beach in the small town of Denmark in Western Australia on Friday afternoon was a male emperor penguin, about 2,100 miles from where one might expect to find it, in Antarctica.

Mr. Fowler had seen plenty of dolphins and other creatures in the waves, including one leopard seal, which is also native to Antarctica, but he never expected a penguin. “We were in shock,” he said.

Even someone with years of experience studying penguins was surprised at the sighting. “That crazy young penguin,” said Dee Boersma, a professor of biology at the University of Washington and author of “Penguins: Natural History and Conservation.”

“Emperor penguins move around, because they have to be on an ice sheet or a glacier to raise young, and the glaciers are eroding away,” she said. “That’s not unusual. You’ve got to continue to swim until you find food.

“But this is the furthest north I’ve heard of an emperor penguin.”

Record low sea-ice levels in the Antarctic have wreaked havoc on the lives of emperor penguins. Penguins have sought new breeding grounds as a result, but normally they stay relatively close to their old homes.

This penguin’s motivation for the much longer trip was almost certainly food, Dr. Boersma said, especially as it was an emperor, the largest penguin species with the biggest appetite.

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“You may be a young bird without much food, so you’re going to look elsewhere,” Dr. Boersma said. “You’ve got to continue to swim until you find food.”

Moving around is common among penguins, though normally over much shorter distances. “Young penguins have to explore their world,” Dr. Boersma said.

The penguin who arrived in Australia did not seem to have been flummoxed too much by its new surroundings, even when finding itself on a beach with surfers, instead of sea ice.

The penguin “seemed completely happy,” Mr. Fowler said. “It was not at all shy. It was very friendly. It was quite happy in our company.”

Dr. Boersma said: “I think he was just looking for a place to land. It doesn’t matter. You like to rest a little.”

She added, “As long as he’s in a place with a lot of food, he’ll be fine.”

While this may be the longest known journey under a penguin’s own power, Dr. Boersma knows of a longer trip, with an asterisk.

She noted that a Humboldt penguin had been found in Alaska, despite penguins normally being found exclusively in the southern hemisphere. That penguin hitched a ride, probably on a tuna boat, she said: “You can’t come into a port with a penguin, so they probably threw it overboard.”

But don’t fear for the penguin in Alaska, either: “It was doing fine, living on herring,” Dr. Boersma said.

Mr. Fowler alerted the authorities about the newly immigrated Aussie penguin. It was picked up and is being cared for; its rehabilitation is expected to take a few weeks, the Department of Biodiversity, Conservation and Attractions of Western Australia said.

“The penguin appeared to be malnourished,” the agency said, “and was removed from the beach to avoid potential threats from dogs, cats, foxes and vehicles.”

“I have a dedicated penguin enclosure,” said Carol Biddulph, a wildlife carer with the agency. “Of course, I’ve never had to deal with a large penguin like this before. They’ve always been a lot smaller — our local little penguins.

“Never in my wildest thoughts would I thought I’d ever have an emperor penguin to care for. It’s just amazing.”

While the penguin may be settling into life Down Under, on the beach it soon discovered that sand and ice are two different things.

“He did a little belly slide on the sand; I think he thought it was snow,” Mr. Fowler said.

“He didn’t get far. He had a bit of a tumble.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5631045&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48316148)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again)

“That crazy young penguin,” said Dee Boersma, a professor of biology at the University of Washington and author of “Penguins: Natural History and Conservation.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5631045&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48316150)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 5:40 PM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

aren’t penguins crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5631045&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48316160)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again)

Nihilist Penguin (Werner Herzog) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnTU_hJoByA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5631045&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48316162)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

must be exhausting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5631045&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48316202)



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Date: November 13th, 2024 7:36 AM
Author: guy wondering what election results mean 4 ukraine

Great little subthread right off the bat here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5631045&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48330364)



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Date: November 13th, 2024 8:04 AM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:00 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose )

Love me a Deranged Penguin

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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

are we not all deranged penguins in this Antarctic tundra of life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5631045&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48335129)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:15 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose )



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR GET THE HOSE)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again)

While the penguin may be settling into life Down Under, on the beach it soon discovered that sand and ice are two different things.

“He did a little belly slide on the sand; I think he thought it was snow,” Mr. Fowler said.

“He didn’t get far. He had a bit of a tumble.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5631045&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48316151)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 5:39 PM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

furkin bogan birdshit penguin (TT)

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Date: November 9th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Reginald Barclay

I know a dude who works at a large nationally-known zoo. He says that penguins actually really dislike the cold if they have the option of chilling where it's warm. During the winter they have to be herded outdoors; otherwise, they will just chill in their indoor pool eating fish and fucking around all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5631045&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48316163)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 5:54 PM
Author: Your father's genitals, eye level, in the shower



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Date: November 9th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



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Date: November 10th, 2024 4:19 PM
Author: Mailer Daemon



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Date: November 10th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: alpha dood



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Date: November 10th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: Miss Anthropy

penguins also poast here

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Date: November 13th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: Drunkard

Well, they are black.

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Date: November 9th, 2024 8:56 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


what exactly are they doing with him? sending him back?

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Date: November 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose )



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Date: November 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

He has to go back

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Date: November 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
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the emperor penguins are eating cats in perth, folks!

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Date: November 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: cannon

“I really like it here.”

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Date: November 10th, 2024 4:37 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose )



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Date: November 13th, 2024 7:07 AM
Author: The Minor-Procuring AG (No Future)



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Date: November 13th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: Reginald Barclay



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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:52 AM
Author: burgers



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Date: November 10th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Scott Brownian Motion

They care more about deporting penguins than they care about deporting the chinese

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Date: November 13th, 2024 6:57 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose )



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