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Redditors think the S&P500 provides a Guaranteed 8% Return

It’s unthinkable to them that it could just go flat li...
Karlstack (Retired)
  09/19/24
and they've styled on fags like you predicting a flatlining ...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.;,.,.,:;,,....,:,..,:.;.,:.::,.
  09/20/24
Tho modetht!
Cowstack
  09/20/24
Show your math on this
Wang Hernandez
  09/20/24
That’s the Boglehead philosophy as well
.......,,,,,,,.......
  09/19/24
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bogleheads/s/J8sa1IGBHo
.......,,,,,,,.......
  09/19/24
These low risk Melvin analytical geniuses get tons of pussy
baked sink burger
  09/19/24
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winrar
  09/20/24
in the event of a collapse in which case, “you’l...
;;;..........;.;.;.;.;.;.;.,,;.;.,,,;.;.
  09/19/24
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Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard
  09/19/24
No ding-dong the point is it's perfectly possible for a mark...
Cowstack
  09/20/24
im starting to think theyre not wrong. all of our policies a...
theranchman
  09/19/24
it's up 91% in the last 5 years, so if they think it's 8% a ...
Florida Surgeon General Joseph A. Ladapo
  09/19/24
Every important and influential person in the US owns a shit...
........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,
  09/19/24
The line must go up
I'm gay tp
  09/19/24
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............,.,.,.,.......,,.,.,
  09/20/24
Easy choice for you to make, given your complete lack of cap...
Christopher's Disease
  09/19/24
as long as US allows immigration, the S&P will continue ...
Karlstack (Retard)
  09/19/24
You can’t really call anything a certainty, but what a...
zurich is stained
  09/19/24
I don't think you "get" economics
posting in histrionic thread
  09/19/24
No, they're expecting an 8% average. That you don't underst...
.,.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,..
  09/19/24
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,.,...,..,.,.,:,.;,.,.,:;,,....,:,..,:.;.,:.::,.
  09/20/24
if you put tail hedge on then you could probably do very wel...
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  09/19/24
A lot of these redditors are saving in their plans at work, ...
disco fries
  09/19/24
lol nice word salad disco. "eat up that dividend re...
theranchman
  09/19/24
do you have any evidence that administrative fees eat signif...
zurich is stained
  09/20/24
My wife’s plans charge about 0.95% If the dividend yie...
disco fries
  09/20/24
It is very on brand for you to be in a terrible fee-laden 40...
,..,,,,,,....,,,...,
  09/20/24
Her plan has FXAIX, which is a great fund with a 0.015% fund...
disco fries
  09/20/24
They’re right, it’s a chill 8% return right unti...
Tim Daotua
  09/20/24
The amount of uncertainty in capital market assumptions is i...
..,.,,,...,..,,.,...,.,,.,..
  09/20/24
3.1% returns! Oh the humanity!!!!
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.;,.,.,:;,,....,:,..,:.;.,:.::,.
  09/20/24
"stocks only go up!"
ChadGPT-5
  09/20/24
The last thing the US has going for it is printing fraud Jew...
AZNgirl Buying Dad Pager from 'Goldberg Tech LLC'
  09/20/24
you, like disco, are making absolutely no sense in your caus...
theranchman
  09/20/24
Only a Canadian would think this is insightful
https://imgur.com/a/IkQnGlr
  09/20/24
First, that’s the expected average over a long period ...
.....,,,,,...,,,,,..,.,,,,,.,,.
  09/20/24
If it were a total certainty, there’d be no equity ris...
Karlstack (Retired)
  09/20/24
Excellent critique of Reddit from the most Reddity of poster...
Alien vs Predator vs Brown vs Board of Education
  09/20/24
You’re right that redditors are dumb and have no under...
,..,,,,,,....,,,...,
  09/20/24
i'm not even sure that's what cowgod is advocating. he's jus...
zurich is stained
  09/20/24
Hm what is different about the US vs all these other countri...
So we looked at the data
  09/20/24
thread backfired, IMO. Discuss
jewish pussy is a blessing
  09/20/24
Karlstack (Retired) is a Joke and Loser
winrar
  09/20/24
Karlstack is dumber than every Indian.
https://imgur.com/a/IkQnGlr
  09/20/24
op is cowgod, bro he's been ridiculing me on the boart re...
zurich is stained
  09/20/24
if you just lit money on fire until there was no money anymo...
brian lefevre
  09/20/24


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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Karlstack (Retired)

It’s unthinkable to them that it could just go flat like Japan, China, Europe, Middle East, South America stonks. It provides a guaranteed return except in the event of a collapse in which case, “you’ll have bigger problems than your stock portfolio.”

They aren’t “pretty sure” or “mostly sure.” It’s a bona fide Certainty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111499)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:28 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.;,.,.,:;,,....,:,..,:.;.,:.::,.


and they've styled on fags like you predicting a flatlining for the past 20 years.

I'm 35 and just hit $3M net worth on a relatively modest salary by trusting the S&P500. You? LJL

This was actually the single most valuable thing I learned from my financial economics class or any class in college outside the math and stats departments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111958)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 7:31 AM
Author: Cowstack (🧐)

Tho modetht!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112429)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: Wang Hernandez

Show your math on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112648)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: .......,,,,,,,.......

That’s the Boglehead philosophy as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111521)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:46 PM
Author: .......,,,,,,,.......

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bogleheads/s/J8sa1IGBHo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111587)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: baked sink burger

These low risk Melvin analytical geniuses get tons of pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111665)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 7:42 AM
Author: winrar



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112441)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: ;;;..........;.;.;.;.;.;.;.,,;.;.,,,;.;.


in the event of a collapse in which case, “you’ll have bigger problems than your stock portfolio.

This part is true. What else are you going to do with your money besides buy into the Jewish money letters casino? Once you have a House and Guns and Ammo, what else is going to help you when permanent ITE comes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111608)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:58 PM
Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111644)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 7:33 AM
Author: Cowstack (🧐)

No ding-dong the point is it's perfectly possible for a market to go sideways for decades absent a collapse. It's not like there's a binary "number go up" or "total chaos communism".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112431)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: theranchman

im starting to think theyre not wrong. all of our policies are inflationary. why exactly do you disagree, financial guru karlstack?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111684)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Florida Surgeon General Joseph A. Ladapo

it's up 91% in the last 5 years, so if they think it's 8% a year they are indeed retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111687)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


Every important and influential person in the US owns a shit ton of stock.

If you're going to invest in anything, why not invest in the single thing that the US Political system is designed to protect?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111707)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:34 PM
Author: I'm gay tp

The line must go up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111769)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: ............,.,.,.,.......,,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112807)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Christopher's Disease

Easy choice for you to make, given your complete lack of capital with which to stand behind it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111718)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Karlstack (Retard)

as long as US allows immigration, the S&P will continue to go higher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111726)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: zurich is stained

You can’t really call anything a certainty, but what are you ridiculing here? In all likelihood they’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111737)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: posting in histrionic thread

I don't think you "get" economics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111746)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:37 PM
Author: .,.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.. ( )


No, they're expecting an 8% average. That you don't understand the difference between expected and guaranteed value explains a lot about your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111774)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.;,.,.,:;,,....,:,..,:.;.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111963)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:39 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

if you put tail hedge on then you could probably do very well in case it pops. worst would be stagflation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111780)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:41 PM
Author: disco fries (28.5 fortnights to Teewinot friends - 355lbs)

A lot of these redditors are saving in their plans at work, which are great ways to take tax advantages, but those plans are predatory as fuck and administration fees eat up that dividend return, and with that drag, these employment plans are not going to perform as advertised.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111800)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: theranchman

lol nice word salad disco.

"eat up that dividend return" - the word "that" in this sentence reference "tax advantages" in the prior. two wholly distinct concepts

and your threatening conclusion is that they do not perform as advertised. to whom is this the relevant question rather than "would that money, tax adjusted, outperform if put in the SPX or the plan"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111888)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:45 AM
Author: zurich is stained

do you have any evidence that administrative fees eat significantly into gains in 401k plans? i don't pay very close attention, but i think mine charges like $50 a quarter or some shit, same with my wife's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112562)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: disco fries (28.5 fortnights to Teewinot friends - 355lbs)

My wife’s plans charge about 0.95% If the dividend yield is about 2%, almost half of that is going to admin charges of the plan itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112610)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 9:17 AM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

It is very on brand for you to be in a terrible fee-laden 401k that probably involves kickbacks between employer and advisor. Normal 401k now have Vanguard funds with like 0.1% admin fees on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112637)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 9:29 AM
Author: disco fries (28.5 fortnights to Teewinot friends - 355lbs)

Her plan has FXAIX, which is a great fund with a 0.015% fund expense ratio.

The problem isn't her fund options, it's the plan itself. They are charging her $4,000 a year just to have an account open.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112675)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Tim Daotua

They’re right, it’s a chill 8% return right until it goes to zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111940)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:25 AM
Author: ..,.,,,...,..,,.,...,.,,.,..


The amount of uncertainty in capital market assumptions is insane. Even over a 30 year time horizon you can get absolutely fucked:

https://corporate.vanguard.com/content/corporatesite/us/en/corp/vemo/vemo-return-forecasts.html

Imagine getting the 5th percentile US equity returns of 3.1% CAGR for 30 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111950)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:28 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.;,.,.,:;,,....,:,..,:.;.,:.::,.


3.1% returns! Oh the humanity!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48111960)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: ChadGPT-5

"stocks only go up!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112008)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: AZNgirl Buying Dad Pager from 'Goldberg Tech LLC'

The last thing the US has going for it is printing fraud Jew money which juices corporate profits and the stook market. Once stock gains are gone or even go to 1-2% annual for a ten year period then lol, its over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112012)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 1:03 AM
Author: theranchman

you, like disco, are making absolutely no sense in your causality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112037)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:53 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/IkQnGlr


Only a Canadian would think this is insightful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112016)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 3:34 AM
Author: .....,,,,,...,,,,,..,.,,,,,.,,.


First, that’s the expected average over a long period of time (i.e. we could be down 20% in one year and up 30% one year but it evens out over the long term out to 8% gain)

And it’s not just Reddit. The financial planning and wealth management industries take this as an absolute and undeniable truth. Probably because most people realistically can’t retire unless it’s true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112239)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 6:59 AM
Author: Karlstack (Retired)

If it were a total certainty, there’d be no equity risk premium. It would all be priced in. It would actually return less pre-tax than a 30y treasury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112400)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 7:28 AM
Author: Alien vs Predator vs Brown vs Board of Education

Excellent critique of Reddit from the most Reddity of posters. Edit: wtf that’s cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112426)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:34 AM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

You’re right that redditors are dumb and have no understanding of volatility or the drivers of long-term stock returns. But even the markets you cite as flat are up over the last 5/10 years. Not up as much as the US but far better than negative real rate safe assets. Avoiding stocks in your long-term investments so you can feel superior to people who lost $$$ in various bubbles is even dumber than being a redditor and guarantees that you remain poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112540)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:48 AM
Author: zurich is stained

i'm not even sure that's what cowgod is advocating. he's just ridiculing redditors for thinking that it's a sure thing that the s&p will average 8-10% per year. it's not sure in the sense that nothing is guaranteed, but there is a very long track record of US stocks increasing significantly over time. could that stop someday? sure. what is the point of saying that? this is like ridiculing a redditor for saying he's absolutely certain that an an engine won't fall off a plane and into his house. LOL that idiot doesn't know that that is a CERTAINTY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112564)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:51 AM
Author: So we looked at the data

Hm what is different about the US vs all these other countries, why does the world keep buying US debt and equity, it's a mystery which cowgod will never unravel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112568)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: jewish pussy is a blessing

thread backfired, IMO.

Discuss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112569)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:58 AM
Author: winrar

Karlstack (Retired) is a Joke and Loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112578)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/IkQnGlr


Karlstack is dumber than every Indian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112602)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 9:18 AM
Author: zurich is stained

op is cowgod, bro

he's been ridiculing me on the boart re my investment practices for the last month plus. meanwhile, i put my entire 401k balance into VOO, SCHD, SCHG, VGT, and SMH. in the last two weeks it's gone from like $690k to $790k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112641)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 9:17 AM
Author: brian lefevre

if you just lit money on fire until there was no money anymore forever then humanity would be much better off and most useless people would just die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#48112639)