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Rate this alpha 47-yo surfing lawyer (vid)

https://imgur.com/a/l2eCziL
Charcoal Knife Degenerate
  05/26/26
It looks like you transform into another guy at the end and ...
Flesh vibrant community account
  05/26/26
Come to think of it, that's kind of all that surfing really ...
Charcoal Knife Degenerate
  05/26/26
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twinkling resort
  05/26/26
180
Frum Cyan Wrinkle Mother
  05/26/26
Is this AI? Pretty sure I saw a brown bear on a surfboard in...
sooty domesticated native
  05/26/26
0/10 bc he needed a drone to film him since he has no loved ...
Green Theater Yarmulke
  05/26/26
Nah I'm so well-known out there that the drone guys just DM ...
Charcoal Knife Degenerate
  05/27/26
Men are 180
slippery stain
  05/27/26
guy looks incredible for 57
Cream Bateful Pit
  05/27/26
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Jet Aggressive Sound Barrier Principal's Office
  05/27/26
...
Electric french chef
  05/27/26
I read that as 5’7 and was like “nooo that&rsquo...
provocative puce stag film
  05/27/26
...
slippery stain
  05/27/26
hdy
Charcoal Knife Degenerate
  05/27/26
Would love to see this same lawyer do some cliff jumping
Apoplectic pisswyrm
  05/27/26
Most people say that I am just as alpha https://x.com/tur...
Alcoholic Tanning Salon
  05/27/26
...
contagious site mediation
  05/27/26
where's your tats
ivory territorial ape office
  05/27/26
Most autistic surfer of all time
Aphrodisiac Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/27/26
my main question is why are you trying to impress this lovab...
Swashbuckling yapping bawdyhouse blood rage
  05/27/26
Why? To remind everyone that you can do anything you can sta...
Charcoal Knife Degenerate
  05/27/26
credit borther. you can maek and always have and still will....
Swashbuckling yapping bawdyhouse blood rage
  05/28/26
lol you wouldn't last a min. in the north shore, haole
sable thriller plaza
  05/27/26
It’s *on the North Shore, kook. Second, NS is the wh...
Charcoal Knife Degenerate
  05/27/26
I dont get that sport at all. What you're doing in that vide...
costumed impressive foreskin stead
  05/27/26
? 90% of skiers can handle the bunny hill.
Charcoal Knife Degenerate
  05/27/26
I mean no one is getting excited about riding a bunny hill. ...
costumed impressive foreskin stead
  05/27/26
as someone who surfs and skis, surfing is 40x-50x harder tha...
Swashbuckling yapping bawdyhouse blood rage
  05/28/26
47 year$ old is the new 37 37 is 27 $exy lawyers all ages
Charismatic hunting ground
  05/27/26
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ferengi
  10/17/26
thread delivered and you're a gorgeous guy but this is AI - ...
passionate bossy nursing home
  05/27/26
Damn! 180 I forgot about that
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/17/26
There are so many awesome lawyers, you among them. Great vid...
luke the drifter
  10/17/26
Thanks man!
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/17/26
On Thursday, I hiked the Appalachian Trail, yesterday I expl...
luke the drifter
  10/17/26
I'm jealous bro. I nearly punched my wife in the face this m...
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/17/26
I’m sure you and your wife are really glad that you we...
luke the drifter
  10/17/26
She might have pulled her hammy running away. I'm jealous of...
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/17/26
You look way older than 47, bro.
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/17/26


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Date: May 26th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: Charcoal Knife Degenerate

https://imgur.com/a/l2eCziL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49903135)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: Flesh vibrant community account

It looks like you transform into another guy at the end and then the video loops with you respawning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49903146)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: Charcoal Knife Degenerate

Come to think of it, that's kind of all that surfing really is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49903167)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: twinkling resort



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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Frum Cyan Wrinkle Mother

180

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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: sooty domesticated native

Is this AI? Pretty sure I saw a brown bear on a surfboard in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49903297)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Green Theater Yarmulke

0/10 bc he needed a drone to film him since he has no loved ones to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49903303)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Charcoal Knife Degenerate

Nah I'm so well-known out there that the drone guys just DM me videos. The Spirit of Aloha is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49904018)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: slippery stain

Men are 180

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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: Cream Bateful Pit

guy looks incredible for 57

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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Jet Aggressive Sound Barrier Principal's Office



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Electric french chef



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: provocative puce stag film

I read that as 5’7 and was like “nooo that’s a different Cali lawyer”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49904168)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: slippery stain



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Charcoal Knife Degenerate

hdy

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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: Apoplectic pisswyrm

Would love to see this same lawyer do some cliff jumping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49904035)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic Tanning Salon

Most people say that I am just as alpha

https://x.com/turigyetimothy/status/2059547417431707972?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49904137)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: contagious site mediation



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: ivory territorial ape office

where's your tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49904142)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Twinkling Uncleanness

Most autistic surfer of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49904185)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling yapping bawdyhouse blood rage

my main question is why are you trying to impress this lovable group of bald, autistic lawyers with 3 shaky cross steps during a 10 second ride on a literal 2 foot wave

but good on you brah for still getting after it. stoked for you

edit: : )

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49904192)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Charcoal Knife Degenerate

Why? To remind everyone that you can do anything you can start fresh! Your mind is fucking with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49904552)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling yapping bawdyhouse blood rage

credit borther. you can maek and always have and still will. age i$ flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49905055)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: sable thriller plaza

lol you wouldn't last a min. in the north shore, haole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49904560)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Charcoal Knife Degenerate

It’s *on the North Shore, kook.

Second, NS is the whitest spot on the island, and Queens is way more localized than any longboard in spot up there. Htfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49904586)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: costumed impressive foreskin stead

I dont get that sport at all. What you're doing in that video is athletically the same as skiing a bunny hill.. and if you were to surf a real wave it's more dangerous than skiing a real run.. if I were in Honolulu I'd just swim at that beach that's protected from the sharks by the reef.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49904566)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: Charcoal Knife Degenerate

? 90% of skiers can handle the bunny hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49904587)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: costumed impressive foreskin stead

I mean no one is getting excited about riding a bunny hill. I like to either go 60mph or nonstop moguls so I'm drenched in sweat when I get down. Equivalent wave, i.e. 10ft and if if I wipe out I die. Surfing just seems like a dumb "sport" for unemployed or those that want to be friends with various bums and negroes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49904593)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling yapping bawdyhouse blood rage

as someone who surfs and skis, surfing is 40x-50x harder than skiing. i could elaborate, but just trust that I am write and you are wrong. as always

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49905053)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: Charismatic hunting ground

47 year$ old is the new 37 37 is 27 $exy lawyers all ages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49904592)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: ferengi



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Date: May 27th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: passionate bossy nursing home

thread delivered and you're a gorgeous guy but this is AI - sad! edit: you set the bar real high previously with your tats and casual nudity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#49904666)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 8:21 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Damn! 180 I forgot about that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#50194518)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

There are so many awesome lawyers, you among them. Great video and awesome ride. You’re so blessed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#50194542)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Thanks man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#50194554)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

On Thursday, I hiked the Appalachian Trail, yesterday I explored an arboretum and listened to thrash metal in the shadow of the financial district of Manhattan, today I visited the unspoiled grounds of THE most prestigious high school in Morris County (hint it’s not the one RSF went to), listened to fantastic choral music inside a very nice Benedictine abbey with plenty of of bells and smells, then retired to the basement of Iron Bar to dance to Whitney Houston and Bob Jovi with my lovely wife. The world is truly a beautiful and wonderful place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#50194574)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road

I'm jealous bro. I nearly punched my wife in the face this morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#50194577)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

I’m sure you and your wife are really glad that you were able to restrain yourself in the moment. Keep putting in the work, man. You are worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#50194579)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road

She might have pulled her hammy running away. I'm jealous of your functioning relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#50194584)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road

You look way older than 47, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212",#50194573)