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Actual Catholic here taking questions

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
Fragrant hairless indian lodge
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
Sticky Abusive Antidepressant Drug Volcanic Crater
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
Fragrant hairless indian lodge
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
Sticky Abusive Antidepressant Drug Volcanic Crater
  08/14/26
No you
Fragrant hairless indian lodge
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
aqua masturbator ticket booth
  08/14/26
(marcion)
chestnut indirect expression pocket flask
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
Carnelian Startling Gas Station Ape
  08/14/26
...
Sticky Abusive Antidepressant Drug Volcanic Crater
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
Fragrant hairless indian lodge
  08/14/26
...
Fragrant hairless indian lodge
  08/14/26
Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
Bateful abode
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
Fragrant hairless indian lodge
  08/14/26
...
Sticky Abusive Antidepressant Drug Volcanic Crater
  08/14/26
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Multi-colored corner
  08/14/26
...
Talking jet space
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
Maroon soul-stirring range
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
Fragrant hairless indian lodge
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
Maroon soul-stirring range
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
Fragrant hairless indian lodge
  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
Maroon soul-stirring range
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
High-end rebellious electric furnace
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
vivacious shrine
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
Fragrant hairless indian lodge
  08/14/26
😲
vivacious shrine
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
Fragrant hairless indian lodge
  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
vivacious shrine
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
Fragrant hairless indian lodge
  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
Sticky Abusive Antidepressant Drug Volcanic Crater
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
Fragrant hairless indian lodge
  08/14/26
Ghastly
supple amethyst office
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
comical boistinker sanctuary
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
Fragrant hairless indian lodge
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
lemon hospital chad
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
black hell filthpig
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
Fragrant hairless indian lodge
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
sepia business firm
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
sepia business firm
  08/15/26
...
Fragrant hairless indian lodge
  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
rambunctious persian
  08/15/26
Factual
Impressive piazza
  08/15/26
...
Sticky Abusive Antidepressant Drug Volcanic Crater
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
Fragrant hairless indian lodge
  08/15/26
Woah. Fag
Impressive piazza
  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
Fragrant hairless indian lodge
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Fragrant hairless indian lodge

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Sticky Abusive Antidepressant Drug Volcanic Crater

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Fragrant hairless indian lodge

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Sticky Abusive Antidepressant Drug Volcanic Crater

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Fragrant hairless indian lodge

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: aqua masturbator ticket booth

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: chestnut indirect expression pocket flask

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Carnelian Startling Gas Station Ape

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Sticky Abusive Antidepressant Drug Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Fragrant hairless indian lodge

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Fragrant hairless indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Bateful abode

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Fragrant hairless indian lodge

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Sticky Abusive Antidepressant Drug Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068695)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Multi-colored corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068720)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: Talking jet space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069135)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Maroon soul-stirring range

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Fragrant hairless indian lodge

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Maroon soul-stirring range

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Fragrant hairless indian lodge

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: Maroon soul-stirring range

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: High-end rebellious electric furnace

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: vivacious shrine

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Fragrant hairless indian lodge

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: vivacious shrine

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Fragrant hairless indian lodge

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: vivacious shrine

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Fragrant hairless indian lodge

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Sticky Abusive Antidepressant Drug Volcanic Crater

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Fragrant hairless indian lodge

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: supple amethyst office

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: comical boistinker sanctuary

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Fragrant hairless indian lodge

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: lemon hospital chad

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: black hell filthpig

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: Fragrant hairless indian lodge

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: sepia business firm

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: sepia business firm

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Fragrant hairless indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: rambunctious persian

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Impressive piazza

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Sticky Abusive Antidepressant Drug Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Fragrant hairless indian lodge

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Impressive piazza

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Fragrant hairless indian lodge

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50070112)