9/15: I’m short (5’10) and 39. Matched with a very good looking 32 year old. She messages me first. She says “no idea how the fuck you made it through my height filters but you have the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen. If only you were taller! Have a great day!”

(Little did she know that I have a trick where I set my profile to 6’4, farm matches for a few days then set it back to 5’10).

I responded “They should measure height from the eyes because my uncle has a 7 inch cone head and technically he’s 6’3 but everything else is 5’8”.

She laughed then agreed to a date.

9/18: first date. Goes surprisingly well. Tells me I’m jacked and have a great body. Won’t have sex with me because she said she likes to see where things are going before sex. We made out though.

9/20: date 2 goes amazingly well. We laugh. She tells me she’s really starting to like me. Still no sex.

Last week: after hanging out pretty much every other day, we were starting to really fall for each other. Staying over, watching movies. Still no sex for the same reason. She gave me a handjob once but was very weird about it like she didn’t wanna. But then we snuggled and watched a movie.

Monday: we usually meet up after work and take the subway. She texts me she can’t. No explanation. Doesn’t respond to my texts all night.

Tuesday; back to normal. Dinner at her place.

Tonight: I’m talking with her trying to see where we stand. About to ask her to be exclusive. But I asked her about Monday and what she did. She gets teary eyed and confessed that she met up with this guy she matched with before me. She tried to meet up with him initially but he never answered. She said it was a once in a lifetime sexual opportunity. He’s 6’6, very very very good looking. Great job. She said after she felt horrible and regrets it and the guy basically said she has no chance to date him he just wanted sex (which is odd bc how would she know that without asking him).

I got up and left. Now I’m poasting. She called me like 8 times and sent a very long text begging me for forgiveness.

What’s the move here bros? Looks wise I’d never have a chick like her again but I feel like I’ll resent her. But technically we’re not exclusive but Jesus at women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913181&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50192005)

One day I went to a town called “Port Chester” and walked around and Colombian chicks were screaming at me like I was Brad Pitt. Then I got a parking ticket bc they have these fuckin meters that take coins I thought were defunct.

Just don’t know where to begin with Latina women: they don’t care about height.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913181&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50192316)

And it's true, Elton Brand has a very compact neck. So he has an Effective Height of 6'10" or 6'11"

this has stuck with me for 25 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913181&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50192465)