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Bitchass Retard Luigi Mangione pleads guilty

I thought shitlibs told me he was gonna get away with this a...
Cream Thirsty Den Mexican
  08/14/26
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pungent saffron house
  08/14/26
‘Gunneratt’, Xo2026 brownoids on suicide watch
Flirting exhilarant lodge
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pungent saffron house
  08/14/26
The judge will sentence him to time served, Trumpkin.
Geriatric lay immigrant
  08/14/26
dont AUSAs have like a 98% conviction rate in trials? And I ...
anal indigo casino mother
  08/14/26
if his lawyer said htat would his lawyer get disabred
out-of-control cordovan filthpig
  08/14/26
lawyer cant stop a client from testifying. lawyer just cant ...
anal indigo casino mother
  08/14/26
turns out shitlibs are full of shit and retarded this doo...
Cream Thirsty Den Mexican
  08/14/26
You are one of the biggest shitlibs on xo
slap-happy skinny woman
  08/14/26
He’s spent, what, a year in MDC Brooklyn? That would b...
Aromatic nubile heaven affirmative action
  08/14/26
I think the State of City Jail is probably so incomprehensib...
180 sinister fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire
  08/14/26
but the DIVERSITY of Attica! I wonder if the VEGAN food i...
Hairraiser trump supporter
  08/14/26
There's enough people in his corner that taking a chance on ...
olive macaca
  08/14/26
"They watched as Mangione revealed that 'after years of...
olive macaca
  08/14/26
What was wrong with claiming to manage $58B? That part of th...
Flesh fragrant marketing idea cumskin
  08/14/26
It should have raised suspicions. There's not that many peop...
olive macaca
  08/14/26
that part objectively worked though. the retarded part was ...
Misunderstood Tan Rigor Bawdyhouse
  08/14/26
1) It worked but it shouldn't have. Go email IR departments ...
olive macaca
  08/14/26
i can believe 1 if your just spamming every inbox And ema...
out-of-control cordovan filthpig
  08/14/26
You can buy prepaid phones with ca$h at Walmart
olive macaca
  08/14/26
WSJ reported it as only $58 million
Painfully Honest Henna Principal's Office Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/14/26
Fuck me for trusting XO DM
olive macaca
  08/14/26
Should have just a claimed a modest $92k checking account li...
mentally impaired center
  08/14/26
Absolutely egregious that it has been deemed constitutional ...
Flesh fragrant marketing idea cumskin
  08/14/26
his fed charges arent some other shit not technically murder...
Cream Thirsty Den Mexican
  08/14/26
"Both stalking charges carry a maximum sentence of life...
Flesh fragrant marketing idea cumskin
  08/14/26
Couldn't even cop an Alford plea. “I shot Mr. Thom...
Flesh fragrant marketing idea cumskin
  08/14/26
does he get his own wikipedia article forever and at least 1...
out-of-control cordovan filthpig
  08/14/26
NY has a law that says the victim's family or the state woul...
Flesh fragrant marketing idea cumskin
  08/14/26
"my back"
Tripping Startling Dopamine
  08/14/26
He'll be pardoned before he turns 30
Appetizing bisexual orchestra pit doctorate
  08/14/26
Freeth Luigi!
Fluffy soggy foreskin
  08/14/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: Cream Thirsty Den Mexican

I thought shitlibs told me he was gonna get away with this and shit, ljl @ this dumb retard

Luigi Mangione pleads guilty in federal case related to UnitedHealthcare CEO killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067688)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: pungent saffron house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067823)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Flirting exhilarant lodge

‘Gunneratt’, Xo2026 brownoids on suicide watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067691)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: pungent saffron house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067824)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Geriatric lay immigrant

The judge will sentence him to time served, Trumpkin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: anal indigo casino mother

dont AUSAs have like a 98% conviction rate in trials? And I bet SDNY may be even higher, idk.

seems odd, tho, because his whole schtick was PERFORMANCE and MESSAGE. fagbro wrote messages on bullets, etc.

He should go to trial and put on a show. Take the stand, deliver oratory, pound his fist on the table, who knows maybe zoomerettes would rise up in revolution.

iirc a very young and brown and handsome Castro went to trial and turned it into a BIG SHOW and the launching pad for him to get a LOT of cuban pussy, plus revolution and eternal power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067696)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: out-of-control cordovan filthpig

if his lawyer said htat would his lawyer get disabred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067705)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: anal indigo casino mother

lawyer cant stop a client from testifying. lawyer just cant elicit perjury.

and does history even gaf about who castro's "lawyer" was, or what the crime was, or who the judge was, or the prosecutor?

In 60 years the only thing that matters is that on this day LUIGI sparked the Revolution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067711)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Cream Thirsty Den Mexican

turns out shitlibs are full of shit and retarded

this dood must be crazy, dont understand how u can throw a life of penetrating AZNpussy for pound me in the ass nigga prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: slap-happy skinny woman

You are one of the biggest shitlibs on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067911)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Aromatic nubile heaven affirmative action

He’s spent, what, a year in MDC Brooklyn? That would break most people. I would plead to anything after a week in there let alone a year. Plus Fed prison has to be better than NYS prisons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067719)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: 180 sinister fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire

I think the State of City Jail is probably so incomprehensibly bad. Perhaps it is akin to the State of Gaming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067736)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser trump supporter

but the DIVERSITY of Attica!

I wonder if the VEGAN food in fed prison is better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067818)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: olive macaca

There's enough people in his corner that taking a chance on jury nullification seems like a far more cr move than pleading to something with a 24 year minimum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067964)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: olive macaca

"They watched as Mangione revealed that 'after years of enduring pain from a broken back' he learned about the UnitedHealthcare investor conference.

Mangione said he traveled to Manhattan and emailed the company posing as an investor managing $58 billion and got information about the location within an hour, then printed a gun with a 3-D printer."

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16052599/luigi-mangione-manhattan-unitedhealthcare-ceo-murder.html

Some of what he planned was smart. Claiming to manage $58B, not so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067891)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Flesh fragrant marketing idea cumskin

What was wrong with claiming to manage $58B? That part of the plan worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067900)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: olive macaca

It should have raised suspicions. There's not that many people that manage that much & if you're in investor relations at a Dow 30, you should know who they all are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067962)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Misunderstood Tan Rigor Bawdyhouse

that part objectively worked though. the retarded part was hanging out at a mcdonalds in western PA with a fucking mask on after the fact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067991)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: olive macaca

1) It worked but it shouldn't have. Go email IR departments at big corps from your Gmail saying you have $58B and want some face time. See what happens.

2) I'm going to assume that the feds tied this to him without him volunteering it. In whatever manner he reached out to UHC was stupid because it's not that hard to make an email account that can't be traced back to you. Ultimately the feds would have followed up this avenue & found him, so this is yet another reason why he was stupid for not getting to a non-extradition country ASAP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068145)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: out-of-control cordovan filthpig

i can believe 1 if your just spamming every inbox

And emails are hard to make anon anymore right? I thought gmail requires phone #

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068148)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: olive macaca

You can buy prepaid phones with ca$h at Walmart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068204)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Henna Principal's Office Mad-dog Skullcap

WSJ reported it as only $58 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068614)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: olive macaca

Fuck me for trusting XO DM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068769)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: mentally impaired center

Should have just a claimed a modest $92k checking account like benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068569)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Flesh fragrant marketing idea cumskin

Absolutely egregious that it has been deemed constitutional for prosecutors to get two bites at the apple by charging and trying a man at both the state and federal level for the same transaction or occurence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067898)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Cream Thirsty Den Mexican

his fed charges arent some other shit not technically murder, shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067901)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Flesh fragrant marketing idea cumskin

"Both stalking charges carry a maximum sentence of life in prison. His sentencing hearing has been scheduled for December 18. While there is no formal plea deal in place, the judge said there is a letter with a sentencing guideline suggesting a minimum sentence of 292 months, or over 24 years."

Just do 24-life for the "unrelated," non-murder federal charges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067906)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Flesh fragrant marketing idea cumskin

Couldn't even cop an Alford plea.

“I shot Mr. Thompson in Manhattan, and he died,” Mangione said, according to MS NOW. “I knew what I was doing was illegal.”

So there goes his state trial, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067905)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: out-of-control cordovan filthpig

does he get his own wikipedia article forever and at least 10 fanmails a day and a $10 million inflation adjusted book abt his exploits when he gets out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067967)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Flesh fragrant marketing idea cumskin

NY has a law that says the victim's family or the state would get the proceeds from the book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068294)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: Tripping Startling Dopamine

"my back"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50067973)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: Appetizing bisexual orchestra pit doctorate

He'll be pardoned before he turns 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068046)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Fluffy soggy foreskin

Freeth Luigi!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068088)