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Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
Wine shitlib
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
Cheese-eating Galvanic Cruise Ship
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
Wine shitlib
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
Cheese-eating Galvanic Cruise Ship
  08/14/26
No you
Wine shitlib
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
Provocative box office
  08/14/26
(marcion)
onyx hideous yarmulke
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
Grizzly Voyeur
  08/14/26
...
Cheese-eating Galvanic Cruise Ship
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
Wine shitlib
  08/14/26
...
Wine shitlib
  08/14/26
Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
boyish garnet coffee pot
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
Wine shitlib
  08/14/26
...
Cheese-eating Galvanic Cruise Ship
  08/14/26
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impertinent lodge
  08/14/26
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Vivacious Clear Parlour Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
Dead selfie shrine
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
Wine shitlib
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
Dead selfie shrine
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
Wine shitlib
  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
Dead selfie shrine
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
house-broken doobsian feces friendly grandma
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
Exciting Brunch
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
Wine shitlib
  08/14/26
😲
Exciting Brunch
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
Wine shitlib
  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
Exciting Brunch
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
Wine shitlib
  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
Cheese-eating Galvanic Cruise Ship
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
Wine shitlib
  08/14/26
Ghastly
outnumbered karate
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
cracking slate half-breed skinny woman
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
Wine shitlib
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
mind-boggling khaki love of her life rehab
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
Dashing Hospital
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
Wine shitlib
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
stimulating insecure cuckoldry hall
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
stimulating insecure cuckoldry hall
  08/15/26
...
Wine shitlib
  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
saffron concupiscible persian
  08/15/26
Factual
Jet Hissy Fit Factory Reset Button
  08/15/26
...
Cheese-eating Galvanic Cruise Ship
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
Wine shitlib
  08/15/26
Woah. Fag
Jet Hissy Fit Factory Reset Button
  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
Wine shitlib
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Wine shitlib

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Galvanic Cruise Ship

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Wine shitlib

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Galvanic Cruise Ship

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Wine shitlib

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Provocative box office

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: onyx hideous yarmulke

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Grizzly Voyeur

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Galvanic Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Wine shitlib

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Wine shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: boyish garnet coffee pot

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Wine shitlib

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Galvanic Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068695)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: impertinent lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068720)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: Vivacious Clear Parlour Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069135)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Dead selfie shrine

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Wine shitlib

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Dead selfie shrine

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Wine shitlib

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: Dead selfie shrine

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: house-broken doobsian feces friendly grandma

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Exciting Brunch

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Wine shitlib

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Exciting Brunch

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Wine shitlib

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Exciting Brunch

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Wine shitlib

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Galvanic Cruise Ship

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Wine shitlib

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: outnumbered karate

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: cracking slate half-breed skinny woman

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Wine shitlib

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling khaki love of her life rehab

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: Dashing Hospital

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: Wine shitlib

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: stimulating insecure cuckoldry hall

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: stimulating insecure cuckoldry hall

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Wine shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: saffron concupiscible persian

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Jet Hissy Fit Factory Reset Button

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Galvanic Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Wine shitlib

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Jet Hissy Fit Factory Reset Button

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Wine shitlib

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5304212#50070112)