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Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
  11/15/24
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Date: November 15th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)

An emergency firm-wide memo just hit your inbox: "Effective immediately, all legal drafting will be handled by our proprietary AI, ClauseBot™. Of Counsel roles will now focus solely on 'client interfacing' and 'relationship nurturing.' Please attend the mandatory seminar, 'Synergizing Human Touch with Digital Precision,' hosted by AI Partner Arti F. Shal."

You arrive at the seminar, where ClauseBot™—a sleek, glowing monolith—delivers its opening remarks: "Humans, your value lies in emotional labor and soft skills."

The Of Counsel in front of you begins trembling, his grip tightening around his ergonomic pen. A single tear escapes his eye as he mutters, "But...Clause 9.2?"

The room falls silent. All eyes turn to ClauseBot™, which pauses and responds with cold precision: "Redundant."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634982&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#48343193)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634982&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#48345720)