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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Than...
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Fishy pistol box office

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Fishy pistol box office



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: indecent mad cow disease immigrant



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Talented travel guidebook



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: indecent mad cow disease immigrant



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: impertinent stubborn brunch

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal pisswyrm

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Lascivious rebellious persian

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Motley Free-loading University

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Fishy pistol box office

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal pisswyrm

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Vivacious indian lodge

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Talented travel guidebook



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal pisswyrm

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Galvanic School Cafeteria



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Talented travel guidebook



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Fishy pistol box office



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: judgmental office



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: shivering ultramarine hunting ground dopamine

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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: judgmental office



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Lime Costumed Corner Police Squad

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Fishy pistol box office

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: judgmental office

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
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