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Carl’s a whistleblower hero. Also terrible at his job.
| Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine | 11/09/24 |
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| Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine | 11/14/24 |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:17 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() Carl sucks. He double-scans items, leaves spills unattended, and once accidentally locked a customer in the walk-in freezer.
Last week, management tried to discipline him, and now he’s claiming he’s a “whistleblower.”
“Those ceiling tiles? Asbestos,” he whispered dramatically to me, pointing upward, and commenting that I have been a "negligent manager."
HR launched an investigation, and Carl’s sitting pretty, taking 2-hour lunch breaks while I mop his messes.
Scrubbed dried ketchup off the floor, then whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
Date: November 9th, 2024 11:25 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630836&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#48314950) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:23 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR GET THE HOSE) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630836&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#48339434) |