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Pictures of man Mark Sanchez attacked

https://x.com/angelaganote/status/1974910641531244781
internet-worthy public bath
  10/05/25
Does anyone know what happened in this case? No jokes pleas...
stirring charcoal pit
  10/05/25
Drunk Sanchez chimped out on old guy door dasher in an alley
coral forum
  10/05/25
Apparently that guy used to be a Shark.
abusive aphrodisiac wrinkle famous landscape painting
  10/05/25
The guy was at the hotel service entrance to dispose of the ...
pontificating twinkling uncleanness
  10/05/25
i read a report that sanchez was doing wind sprints in the a...
Razzle wagecucks
  10/05/25
Was there a deer nearby, if you know?
stirring charcoal pit
  10/05/25
this is not flame brother https://x.com/devahaz/status/19...
Razzle wagecucks
  10/05/25
so no deer is what you're telling me
stirring charcoal pit
  10/05/25
So he was having a CTE episode?
Concupiscible Menage Crotch
  10/06/25
You said no jokes but here you are conflating a baseball tra...
pontificating twinkling uncleanness
  10/05/25
This is why knives are retarded for self defense
Multi-colored carnelian heaven
  10/05/25
? Seems like it saved his life.
wonderful hominid nibblets
  10/05/25
?
Multi-colored carnelian heaven
  10/05/25
...
walnut water buffalo
  10/05/25
Sanchez is FUCKED
wonderful hominid nibblets
  10/05/25
He's going to take a lot of money off that CTE Mexican in th...
saffron soul-stirring sex offender locale
  10/05/25
Sanchez may even have to sell his Heism- oh wait
coral forum
  10/05/25
why is sanchez only charged with a misdo battery count if th...
jade histrionic hospital
  10/05/25
There's got to be video that shows they were both giving the...
wonderful hominid nibblets
  10/05/25
yeah, then reports of self defense are sketchy, too
jade histrionic hospital
  10/05/25
Upgraded to felony today
wonderful hominid nibblets
  10/06/25
ty. battery w GBI, it seems. surprised they havent found 10 ...
jade histrionic hospital
  10/06/25
Throughout his childhood and teenage years, Sanchez's father...
Dashing Confused Liquid Oxygen Dopamine
  10/05/25
Whereas PR's father taught his son to "stab that pendej...
walnut water buffalo
  10/05/25
...
wonderful hominid nibblets
  10/06/25
Fucking beaners
Razzmatazz Office Psychic
  10/05/25
Remember when ESPN had to retire the butt fumble as the Wors...
Motley purple dysfunction den
  10/05/25
What a bizarre story
Shimmering vivacious puppy point
  10/06/25
Couldn't quite grasp the story from what I read. Ignoring th...
unholy spruce mexican kitty cat
  10/06/25
coked up sanchez was running fucking wind sprints in the all...
Razzle wagecucks
  10/06/25
Gotta stay sharp in case the NFL comes calling again
unholy spruce mexican kitty cat
  10/06/25
...
Razzle wagecucks
  10/06/25
Standard prep for a Fox Sports broadcast
180 friendly grandma
  10/06/25
Last part is unclear. But basically right, drunk idiot was r...
internet-worthy public bath
  10/06/25
was the truck illegally parked?
jade histrionic hospital
  10/06/25
And was the plate registered in another state?
unholy spruce mexican kitty cat
  10/06/25
What the fuck? Sanchez should go to jail for a while. Comple...
soggy coldplay fan candlestick maker
  10/06/25
cr. the guy first tried to defend himself with a less lethal...
Out-of-control stage mad-dog skullcap
  10/06/25
I can't tell if the wind sprints part of the story is faek
Opaque Stage Potus
  10/06/25


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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: internet-worthy public bath

https://x.com/angelaganote/status/1974910641531244781

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327533)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: stirring charcoal pit

Does anyone know what happened in this case? No jokes please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327536)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: coral forum

Drunk Sanchez chimped out on old guy door dasher in an alley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327539)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: abusive aphrodisiac wrinkle famous landscape painting

Apparently that guy used to be a Shark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327657)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: pontificating twinkling uncleanness

The guy was at the hotel service entrance to dispose of the restaurant's used cooking oil, but Sanchez had spoken to hotel management and confirmed they did not want him to do so. The guy still tried to proceed, leaving Mark no choice but to intervene.

This is not flame btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327833)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Razzle wagecucks

i read a report that sanchez was doing wind sprints in the alley prior to the incident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327839)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: stirring charcoal pit

Was there a deer nearby, if you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327847)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: Razzle wagecucks

this is not flame brother

https://x.com/devahaz/status/1974941118619095065/photo/2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327867)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: stirring charcoal pit

so no deer is what you're telling me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327875)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible Menage Crotch

So he was having a CTE episode?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49329142)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: pontificating twinkling uncleanness

You said no jokes but here you are conflating a baseball training program with a football star when in fact the above poas set forth exactly what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327870)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored carnelian heaven

This is why knives are retarded for self defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327555)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: wonderful hominid nibblets

?

Seems like it saved his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327562)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored carnelian heaven

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327834)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: walnut water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327894)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: wonderful hominid nibblets

Sanchez is FUCKED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327563)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: saffron soul-stirring sex offender locale

He's going to take a lot of money off that CTE Mexican in the civil settlement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327576)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: coral forum

Sanchez may even have to sell his Heism- oh wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327577)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: jade histrionic hospital

why is sanchez only charged with a misdo battery count if this dude looks so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327580)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: wonderful hominid nibblets

There's got to be video that shows they were both giving the business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327593)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: jade histrionic hospital

yeah, then reports of self defense are sketchy, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327595)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: wonderful hominid nibblets

Upgraded to felony today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49329066)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: jade histrionic hospital

ty. battery w GBI, it seems. surprised they havent found 10 other charges and enhancements to tack on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49329075)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: Dashing Confused Liquid Oxygen Dopamine

Throughout his childhood and teenage years, Sanchez's father would have him combine athletic and mental training. Mark would have to dribble a basketball without looking at it while reciting multiplication tables; practice baseball swings in a batting cage while answering questions about the periodic table and similar combined drills that his father hoped would develop quick thinking and self-confidence that would guide Sanchez in all areas of life and not simply sports.[3]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327815)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: walnut water buffalo

Whereas PR's father taught his son to "stab that pendejo."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327887)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: wonderful hominid nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49329085)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Office Psychic

Fucking beaners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327849)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Motley purple dysfunction den

Remember when ESPN had to retire the butt fumble as the Worst of the Worst "Not Top" play because it had won the vote in a landslide 40 weeks in a row?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49327860)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:35 AM
Author: Shimmering vivacious puppy point

What a bizarre story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49328022)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: unholy spruce mexican kitty cat

Couldn't quite grasp the story from what I read. Ignoring the grease truck stuff, is it basically:

- Drunk Sanchez confronted the guy, shoved him

- Guy pulled a knife and stabbed Sanchez

- Sanchez got the knife from the dude and slashed up his face (or did Sanchez also have a knife on him because he's latino?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49329077)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Razzle wagecucks

coked up sanchez was running fucking wind sprints in the alley at 1AM before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49329098)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: unholy spruce mexican kitty cat

Gotta stay sharp in case the NFL comes calling again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49329102)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Razzle wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49329103)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: 180 friendly grandma

Standard prep for a Fox Sports broadcast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49329332)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: internet-worthy public bath

Last part is unclear. But basically right, drunk idiot was running wind sprints at 1 am and was upset the truck blocked where he was exercising.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49329105)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: jade histrionic hospital

was the truck illegally parked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49329112)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: unholy spruce mexican kitty cat

And was the plate registered in another state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49329115)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: soggy coldplay fan candlestick maker

What the fuck? Sanchez should go to jail for a while. Completely fucked up his career too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49329079)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Out-of-control stage mad-dog skullcap

cr. the guy first tried to defend himself with a less lethal option, pepper spray, and only used the knife when coked up Sanchez kept advancing towards him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49329159)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Opaque Stage Potus

I can't tell if the wind sprints part of the story is faek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#49329179)