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Date: November 8th, 2024 10:44 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() Heard it before I saw it.
Glass everywhere, pickle juice spreading like a crime scene. The culprit? Gone, leaving nothing but a trail of wet footprints and shame.
An employee asked, “Should we clean it up now?” I stared at the mess and whispered, “Let it sit, friend.” We both knew the pickles weren’t the real problem.
The Mahchine watched from above, its fluorescent eyes flickering. It knows I’m cracking. Soon, it’ll sweep me up like the broken glass. |
Date: November 9th, 2024 8:45 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630611&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#48314363) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 3:15 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630611&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#48315686) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:20 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR GET THE HOSE) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630611&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#48339400) |