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Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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beady-eyed mint mood
  11/23/21
hushed but heated argument over your cousin not being able t...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
180
Avocado hall
  11/24/21
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rebellious candlestick maker
  11/28/21
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odious impertinent wagecucks
  11/23/21
your uncle insisting that his new wife's side dish was not p...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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glittery dingle berry
  11/23/21
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flirting masturbator coldplay fan
  11/23/21
The Mashed Potatoes Altercation
razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/23/21
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provocative magenta parlor background story
  11/23/21
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Very Tactful Medicated Meetinghouse
  11/23/21
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glassy french digit ratio jap
  11/23/21
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brass trust fund nursing home
  11/23/21
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odious impertinent wagecucks
  11/23/21
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slap-happy overrated main people filthpig
  11/26/21
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As far as they will go but even farther
  11/19/24
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Poppy irradiated box office
  11/23/21
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Violent Stage
  11/23/21
your brother sparking a huge argument with your shitlib sist...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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drab big international law enforcement agency
  11/23/21
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razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/23/21
very plausible in my household
flirting masturbator coldplay fan
  11/23/21
prestigious
Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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Violent Stage
  11/23/21
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brass trust fund nursing home
  11/23/21
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plum passionate potus
  11/24/21
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Avocado hall
  11/24/21
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hateful toaster spot
  11/23/21
a terse, catty, and mysterious exchange between two of your ...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
lol
hateful toaster spot
  11/23/21
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Aggressive boistinker
  11/23/21
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Low-t Flushed Theater
  11/23/21
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Coral stimulating half-breed
  11/23/21
oh fucking shit, are we related
Shimmering church building
  11/23/21
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titillating locale really tough guy
  11/23/21
Lol this is pretty good. Love the subtlety
Exciting House
  11/23/21
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Poppy irradiated box office
  11/23/21
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Violent Stage
  11/23/21
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glassy french digit ratio jap
  11/23/21
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gold supple fanboi
  11/23/21
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sooty quadroon toilet seat
  11/23/21
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flatulent soul-stirring abode
  11/23/21
your 12 year old nephew, who is clearly cis, announcing to e...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
lmao
Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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razzle nighttime crackhouse
  11/23/21
your catty sister making snide remarks about how "oh, l...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Poppy irradiated box office
  11/23/21
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razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/24/23
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glittery dingle berry
  11/23/21
an unexpectedly heated exchange between two unmarried millen...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Multi-colored roast beef hospital
  11/23/21
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razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/23/21
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Poppy irradiated box office
  11/23/21
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glassy french digit ratio jap
  11/23/21
lmfao
brass trust fund nursing home
  11/23/21
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hairraiser yarmulke
  11/23/21
Fuck me.
dashing space
  11/23/21
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beady-eyed mint mood
  11/24/21
jfc
Avocado hall
  11/24/21
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wine fortuitous meteor
  11/24/21
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razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/24/23
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crimson dog poop milk
  11/23/21
your 27 year old failure to launch brother appears midway th...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
lmao
crimson dog poop milk
  11/23/21
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dun trip gas station
  11/23/21
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Purple Unholy Trailer Park Antidepressant Drug
  11/23/21
:(
twinkling son of senegal
  11/23/21
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razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/23/21
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flirting masturbator coldplay fan
  11/23/21
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sepia home crotch
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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Poppy irradiated box office
  11/23/21
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Violent Stage
  11/23/21
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gaped whorehouse
  11/27/21
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Bistre brunch
  11/23/21
your cousin's date, who is meeting for the family the first ...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Wonderful Principal's Office
  11/23/21
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provocative magenta parlor background story
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
Claire TP
Very Tactful Medicated Meetinghouse
  11/23/21
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Avocado hall
  11/24/21
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Exhilarant costumed skinny woman partner
  11/25/21
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amber indecent theater stage
  11/23/21
you suddenly realize you've been talking about the chauvin t...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/23/21
180
Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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Fragrant lavender point
  11/24/21
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rebellious candlestick maker
  11/28/21
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maize fantasy-prone idea he suggested
  11/23/21
you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as a...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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maize fantasy-prone idea he suggested
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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fishy haunted graveyard athletic conference
  11/23/21
your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insist...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
I wish we could dig up the Indians who owned the land before...
Shimmering church building
  11/23/21
180
Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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contagious onyx state faggot firefighter
  11/25/21
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Aggressive boistinker
  11/23/21
tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich re...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
LMAO
vigorous obsidian set love of her life
  11/23/21
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twinkling son of senegal
  11/23/21
your sister finally interjects into a conversation between y...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.
vigorous obsidian set love of her life
  11/23/21
i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fia...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Curious canary community account
  11/23/21
your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
lol
Curious canary community account
  11/23/21
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Talented cowardly trump supporter
  11/23/21
this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mothe...
vigorous obsidian set love of her life
  11/23/21
You read XO with your wife?
Chrome Fat Ankles
  11/25/21
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salmon university circlehead
  11/23/21
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glassy french digit ratio jap
  11/23/21
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hairraiser yarmulke
  11/23/21
(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a goo...
dashing space
  11/23/21
your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the f...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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drab big international law enforcement agency
  11/23/21
they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her co...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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drab big international law enforcement agency
  11/23/21
highly preftigious
Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
This is my family's thanksgiving except there is no hushed, ...
honey-headed elite piazza idiot
  11/23/21
180
Avocado hall
  11/24/21
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Flickering Kitchen People Who Are Hurt
  11/24/23
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Garnet forum sandwich
  11/23/21
your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while cho...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
ty for the conversation starters
Diverse peach old irish cottage orchestra pit
  11/23/21
"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS"...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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Coral stimulating half-breed
  11/23/21
your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation betwe...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Avocado hall
  11/24/21
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bat-shit-crazy gaming laptop
  11/23/21
your brother finally says "can you speak normally for o...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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vigorous obsidian set love of her life
  11/23/21
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Diverse peach old irish cottage orchestra pit
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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twinkling son of senegal
  11/23/21
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drab big international law enforcement agency
  11/23/21
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hairraiser yarmulke
  11/23/21
(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)
odious impertinent wagecucks
  11/23/21
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vigorous obsidian set love of her life
  11/23/21
you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbea...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
oh this may very much happen. tbf, they know the deal alr...
vigorous obsidian set love of her life
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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Violent self-centered institution
  11/23/21
the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend y...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
twist: I’m the uncle
flirting masturbator coldplay fan
  11/23/21
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Poppy irradiated box office
  11/23/21
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Umber Electric Giraffe
  11/23/21
your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate de...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
actually he's 35
twisted hot kitty
  11/23/21
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salmon university circlehead
  11/23/21
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Umber Electric Giraffe
  11/24/23
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Talented cowardly trump supporter
  11/23/21
your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tikto...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch gl...
Talented cowardly trump supporter
  11/23/21
as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice th...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
no ragrets
Talented cowardly trump supporter
  11/23/21
*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Avocado hall
  11/24/21
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razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/23/21
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Shimmering church building
  11/23/21
your father finally putting his foot down and telling your s...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obvi...
Shimmering church building
  11/23/21
"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their live...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
tyft
Shimmering church building
  11/23/21
You’re making my day with this stuff
razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/23/21
i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's bee...
vigorous obsidian set love of her life
  11/23/21
i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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glassy french digit ratio jap
  11/23/21
180
honey-headed elite piazza idiot
  11/23/21
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dashing space
  11/23/21
lol
hairraiser yarmulke
  11/23/21
180 billion
Avocado hall
  11/24/21
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Fragrant lavender point
  11/24/21
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kink-friendly dopamine
  11/23/21
you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Aggressive boistinker
  11/23/21
What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching e...
Chrome Fat Ankles
  11/25/21
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spectacular zippy blood rage travel guidebook
  11/23/21
your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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carnelian mischievous office pozpig
  11/23/21
your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several ye...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
mods
carnelian mischievous office pozpig
  11/23/21
does his son work for the parks department?
Aggressive boistinker
  11/23/21
lmao exactly what i was envisioning
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Wonderful Principal's Office
  11/23/21
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razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/23/21
you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a la...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
This seems grimly prescient
razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/23/21
as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your ...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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salmon university circlehead
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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Heady Theatre
  11/23/21
"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do th...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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histrionic massive senate cumskin
  11/23/21
dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of y...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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crusty razzle-dazzle range
  11/23/21
in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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flirting masturbator coldplay fan
  11/23/21
your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfrie...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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bipolar arousing ladyboy lodge
  11/23/21
you sister silently walks away from the table after she over...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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bipolar arousing ladyboy lodge
  11/23/21
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razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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pea-brained narrow-minded resort
  11/23/21
a really bizarre argument between your mother and your siste...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Comical Locus
  11/23/21
A very catty and sarcastic exchange between your wife and he...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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salmon university circlehead
  11/23/21
your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who h...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
great thread
titillating locale really tough guy
  11/23/21
a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unkno...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
Fantastic thread
Shimmering church building
  11/23/21
your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hasht...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with s...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
lmfao
Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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Comical Locus
  11/23/21
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glassy french digit ratio jap
  11/23/21
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honey-headed elite piazza idiot
  11/23/21
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razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/23/21
...
hairraiser yarmulke
  11/23/21
lol
Wonderful Principal's Office
  11/24/21
...
Navy location ceo
  11/24/21
lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this: Nume...
crimson dog poop milk
  11/26/21
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apoplectic dilemma
  11/16/23
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Exciting House
  11/23/21
your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally let...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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Exciting House
  11/23/21
love these threads
Mind-boggling hissy fit
  11/23/21
your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Mind-boggling hissy fit
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
wait if my uncle's nephew is the homo...
Wonderful Principal's Office
  11/24/21
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razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/25/21
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Thriller Rehab
  11/23/21
your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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Wonderful Principal's Office
  11/24/21
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Fragrant lavender point
  11/24/21
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provocative magenta parlor background story
  11/23/21
your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyon...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Comical Locus
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
Wow. Gorgeous culinary decisions.
provocative magenta parlor background story
  11/23/21
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Sticky scourge upon the earth temple
  11/23/21
you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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vigorous obsidian set love of her life
  11/23/21
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flirting masturbator coldplay fan
  11/23/21
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Poppy irradiated box office
  11/23/21
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drab big international law enforcement agency
  11/23/21
180 sir
Sticky scourge upon the earth temple
  11/23/21
one of the best rating threads I've ever seen
Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something ab...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
...
Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
this one and the one above about the pink in smoked turkey w...
Bistre brunch
  11/23/21
don't subject your family to gay foodie shit
Comical Locus
  11/23/21
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Poppy irradiated box office
  11/23/21
during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in ...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Poppy irradiated box office
  11/23/21
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glassy french digit ratio jap
  11/23/21
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flirting masturbator coldplay fan
  11/24/21
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drab big international law enforcement agency
  11/23/21
spit out my drink at this one
provocative magenta parlor background story
  11/23/21
...
Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
lol
vigorous obsidian set love of her life
  11/23/21
...
lascivious seedy church
  11/23/21
the tense conversation between your grandmother and your bro...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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lascivious seedy church
  11/23/21
Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a r...
Bossy Deer Antler Philosopher-king
  11/23/21
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Aromatic business firm
  11/23/21
your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, dis...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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glassy french digit ratio jap
  11/23/21
TY
Aromatic business firm
  11/23/21
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razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/23/21
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vigorous obsidian set love of her life
  11/23/21
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Swollen Cerebral Kitty Cat Electric Furnace
  11/23/21
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hairraiser yarmulke
  11/23/21
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Metal Angry Feces
  11/23/21
two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drin...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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Metal Angry Feces
  11/23/21
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razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/23/21
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glassy french digit ratio jap
  11/23/21
your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the m...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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glassy french digit ratio jap
  11/23/21
this is very close to how mine is gonna go
Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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racy well-lubricated liquid oxygen ticket booth
  11/23/21
your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, l...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
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razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
presumptive 180
Embarrassed To The Bone Corner
  11/23/21
your cousin, at 27 year old bartender who has never worked m...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
confirmed 180
Embarrassed To The Bone Corner
  11/23/21
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Avocado hall
  11/29/21
divisive af.
vigorous obsidian set love of her life
  11/23/21
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gold supple fanboi
  11/23/21
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razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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Offensive Painfully Honest Therapy Site
  11/23/21
a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal whe...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
To be fair, *hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at th...
Offensive Painfully Honest Therapy Site
  11/23/21
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vigorous obsidian set love of her life
  11/23/21
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gold supple fanboi
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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hairraiser yarmulke
  11/23/21
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razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/24/21
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glassy french digit ratio jap
  11/24/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
Can we please comingle this with the "I want to fuck my...
gold supple fanboi
  11/23/21
your wife telling your sex-positive sister-in-law "ok, ...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
oh god
gold supple fanboi
  11/23/21
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razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead
  11/23/21
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Bateful Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
...
Wonderful Principal's Office
  11/24/21
whoa boy
flirting masturbator coldplay fan
  11/24/21
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Navy location ceo
  11/24/21
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shivering round eye market
  11/23/21
your uncle and step-cousin's three-hour long argument over w...
Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner
  11/23/21
lmao this conversation will take place, and run its course i...
shivering round eye market
  11/23/21
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:44 AM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:44 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

hushed but heated argument over your cousin not being able to bring her black boyfriend because your racist grandpa would not approve

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: Avocado hall

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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:40 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:44 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:47 AM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your uncle insisting that his new wife's side dish was not put in a position of prominence because people are intentionally being mean to her

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:48 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead

The Mashed Potatoes Altercation

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:21 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:18 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:09 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:15 PM
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:00 AM
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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:46 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: Poppy irradiated box office



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:44 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your brother sparking a huge argument with your shitlib sister because when it was his turn to give thanks, he said he was thankful justice was done in kenosha

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:23 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
Author: flirting masturbator coldplay fan

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship

prestigious

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: Violent Stage



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: brass trust fund nursing home



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:05 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: Avocado hall



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:45 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:51 AM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

a terse, catty, and mysterious exchange between two of your spinster aunts over some ancient feud that no one quite understands

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: hateful toaster spot

lol

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:04 PM
Author: Aggressive boistinker



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:13 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:00 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:30 PM
Author: Shimmering church building

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:24 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: Exciting House

Lol this is pretty good. Love the subtlety

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:21 PM
Author: Poppy irradiated box office



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:24 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:39 PM
Author: glassy french digit ratio jap



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:03 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:48 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:53 AM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your 12 year old nephew, who is clearly cis, announcing to everyone that he is nonbinary and insists everyone refer to him as "they"

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship

lmao

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:48 AM
Author: razzle nighttime crackhouse



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:55 AM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your catty sister making snide remarks about how "oh, looks like the fresh juice was a big hit", implying you drank more than your fair share

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:21 PM
Author: Poppy irradiated box office



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:35 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:48 AM
Author: glittery dingle berry



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

an unexpectedly heated exchange between two unmarried millennial males over the best way to brine and cook a turkey

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored roast beef hospital



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:21 PM
Author: Poppy irradiated box office



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: glassy french digit ratio jap



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: brass trust fund nursing home

lmfao

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:13 PM
Author: hairraiser yarmulke



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: dashing space

Fuck me.

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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:52 AM
Author: beady-eyed mint mood



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Avocado hall

jfc

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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:55 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:34 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:54 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your 27 year old failure to launch brother appears midway through dinner from his dark attic room, and in response to "oh, look who decided to make an appearance!" from you dad, he responds with "i told you already i refused to celebrate an event rooted in the exploitation of indigenous peoples". this results in a shouting match between your dad and your brother while everyone shuffles around nervously, culminating in your mother leaving the room crying.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:24 PM
Author: crimson dog poop milk

lmao

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: dun trip gas station



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:34 PM
Author: Purple Unholy Trailer Park Antidepressant Drug



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:53 PM
Author: twinkling son of senegal

:(

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495845)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: flirting masturbator coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495849)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:53 PM
Author: sepia home crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496071)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497059)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:22 PM
Author: Poppy irradiated box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498078)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:24 PM
Author: Violent Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498091)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:56 PM
Author: gaped whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43519852)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Bistre brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43494872)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your cousin's date, who is meeting for the family the first time, making every conservation about cryptocurrency and blithely making remarks like "honestly, anyone still holding fiat is stupid and deserves what's coming"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43494894)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Wonderful Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43494900)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: provocative magenta parlor background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497029)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497064)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: Very Tactful Medicated Meetinghouse

Claire TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498066)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Avocado hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502397)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Exhilarant costumed skinny woman partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43505349)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: amber indecent theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43494888)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:03 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

you suddenly realize you've been talking about the chauvin trial for 15 minutes straight, and have displayed a worryingly deep knowledge of the facts of the case and why chauvin should have walked. everyone is staring at you awkwardly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43494906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495851)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497069)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:31 PM
Author: Fragrant lavender point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43504904)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:43 PM
Author: rebellious candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43523599)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: maize fantasy-prone idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43494902)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as an uncle you hardly know pitches you a "can't lose" investment after he catches wind of your crypto gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43494915)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:06 PM
Author: maize fantasy-prone idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43494924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497070)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:04 PM
Author: fishy haunted graveyard athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43494913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insists of having a land acknowledgement before prayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43494929)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: Shimmering church building

I wish we could dig up the Indians who owned the land before me so that I could genocide their bones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495489)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497071)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:22 AM
Author: contagious onyx state faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43505308)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: Aggressive boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43494917)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:09 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich relative calls the child of a poor relative a "dirty console peasant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43494947)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: vigorous obsidian set love of her life

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495287)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:13 PM
Author: twinkling son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43494974)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your sister finally interjects into a conversation between you and your brother, who have been making subtle jokes about your sister's date within her earshot, who has fallen asleep on the barcalounger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43494993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:04 PM
Author: vigorous obsidian set love of her life

180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495292)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:16 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fiancé who continually asks "have you heard the good news?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: Curious canary community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43494981)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:19 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant after her mother says "see, a little butter isn't so bad" when she notices her daughter has finished a plate of "vegan string beans" made especially for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495000)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: Curious canary community account

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495269)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Talented cowardly trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495487)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:02 PM
Author: vigorous obsidian set love of her life

this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mother would do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496125)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:40 AM
Author: Chrome Fat Ankles

You read XO with your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43505340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:09 PM
Author: salmon university circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496193)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: glassy french digit ratio jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498210)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:14 PM
Author: hairraiser yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498772)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: dashing space

(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a google doc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43494994)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:22 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the future of "the team" after someone remarks that it's "just not the lions year" as the game concludes 27-6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495023)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: drab big international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43494995)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:24 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her college aged daughter about how he's the "product of his time" as your grandfather, the head patriarch of the family, openly criticizes "the niggers and the kikes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495032)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:25 PM
Author: drab big international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship

highly preftigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497077)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: honey-headed elite piazza idiot

This is my family's thanksgiving except there is no hushed, tense conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498282)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:44 PM
Author: Avocado hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502482)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: Flickering Kitchen People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#47092932)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Garnet forum sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495044)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while choking back tears as your oblivious grandmothers asks "are you two trying to have children?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495051)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497081)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Diverse peach old irish cottage orchestra pit

ty for the conversation starters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495045)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:30 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS", your polyamorous, overweight 27 year old cousin responds when asked if she's dating anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: Coral stimulating half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495257)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation between your middle-aged cousin and his "friend" gary about their recent trip to the bahamas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495284)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Avocado hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502488)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:02 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495275)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:09 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your brother finally says "can you speak normally for once?" to your nephew, an awkward 15 year old who has been speaking in gen z memes and internet slang the entire evening, resulting in a tense exchange between him and his sister (the child's mother).

you have been quietly appreciating his memes from across the table, but as 37 year old balding lawyer you have been too scared to reveal you know all of his references.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495326)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: vigorous obsidian set love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495422)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: Diverse peach old irish cottage orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495782)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497084)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: twinkling son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497089)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: drab big international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498174)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: hairraiser yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498776)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: odious impertinent wagecucks

(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498786)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:05 PM
Author: vigorous obsidian set love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495300)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:11 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbean family all evening, however suddenly your college aged shitlib cousin blurts out "ted, you're really sounding like one of those alt-right nazis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495337)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:23 PM
Author: vigorous obsidian set love of her life

oh this may very much happen.

tbf, they know the deal already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495426)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497085)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: Violent self-centered institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495411)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:26 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend you can't hear your aunt absolutely berating your uncle from the garage after he went for his 9th beer of the evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495452)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: flirting masturbator coldplay fan

twist: I’m the uncle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495939)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: Poppy irradiated box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: Umber Electric Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495415)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate degree, launching into a passionate, red-faced rant after your boomer uncle opines for the 5th time this evening that "this generation just doesn't want to work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495467)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: twisted hot kitty

actually he's 35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: salmon university circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496204)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:35 AM
Author: Umber Electric Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#47093052)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:28 PM
Author: Talented cowardly trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495464)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tiktoks most of the evening, getting into a petulant argument when her mother insists she puts her phone away during dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495484)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: Talented cowardly trump supporter

*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch glimpse of her screen name*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495502)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice the link is purple. suddenly, you have a very shocking realization...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495634)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: Talented cowardly trump supporter

no ragrets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting sense of shame passes over you as your toss a soiled tissue into the trashcan*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495826)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:32 PM
Author: Avocado hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502404)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495863)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: Shimmering church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495466)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your father finally putting his foot down and telling your sister to "cut the crap", who has been trying to pitch her mlm wares the entire evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495497)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: Shimmering church building

Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obviously did not grasp the intended use of what I was buying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495522)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their lives. muscadine wine was just telling me how his hudson valley pine aromatherapy incense set has done wonders on relaxing him"

"incense?" you wonder internally, as the smell emanating from your pants, not unlike a cheap pine car air-freshener, noticeably overpowers the smell of thanksgiving dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495581)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: Shimmering church building

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495687)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead

You’re making my day with this stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495869)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: vigorous obsidian set love of her life

i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's been laughing her ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:36 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497093)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: glassy french digit ratio jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498216)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: honey-headed elite piazza idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498317)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:13 PM
Author: dashing space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498767)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:17 PM
Author: hairraiser yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498792)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: Avocado hall

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502410)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:35 PM
Author: Fragrant lavender point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43503017)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: kink-friendly dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495480)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how crazy the weather has been, pretending to not see your grandfather being whisked away by his wife after he audibly shit his pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495517)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:53 PM
Author: Aggressive boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495667)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: Chrome Fat Ankles

What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43505353)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: spectacular zippy blood rage travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "just like the real thing" as your other brother's wife slices another piece of previously untouched tofurky onto his plate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: carnelian mischievous office pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495627)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:51 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several years now, grabs your arm and pulls you back into a conversation you were trying to escape regarding upcoming drone models you could not care less about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495654)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: carnelian mischievous office pozpig

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495657)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: Aggressive boistinker

does his son work for the parks department?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495661)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

lmao exactly what i was envisioning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495685)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Wonderful Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496202)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495832)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:15 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a lawyer, try to remain calm as you explain to your college aged niece why you think you think judge schroeder was unbiased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead

This seems grimly prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495880)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your drink, she doesn't notice your exaggerated eye roll as she mentions "state lines" for the 20th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495896)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497095)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:12 PM
Author: salmon university circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496220)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497094)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: Heady Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:27 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do that" your uncle says defiantly, as your sister pleads for the family to use her child's preferred pronouns, who is running late to dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497098)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: histrionic massive senate cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495909)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of your teenage cousins literally comes to blows in the family room. later you hear that the argument was regarding a feud between two obscure twitch streamers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495938)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: crusty razzle-dazzle range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495934)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:36 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together since your father's passing, your other siblings exchange sarcastic and subtle references to their dissatisfaction over how the estate was divided.

"it's great that we still get to have dinner in the family home", says your brother, right after he made a comment implying you received the house for less than market value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:32 PM
Author: flirting masturbator coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495956)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfriend, who are cohabitating, progressively more intrusive and judgmental questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495988)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497103)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: bipolar arousing ladyboy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43495993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:41 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

you sister silently walks away from the table after she overhears a your dad tell his brother "yeah, and that jogging nigger got what was coming to him, too"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496014)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: bipolar arousing ladyboy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496108)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496997)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497108)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: pea-brained narrow-minded resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496111)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:15 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

a really bizarre argument between your mother and your sister-in-law regarding whether sage should be in stuffing. your mother appears visibly upset for the reminder of the evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496232)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:03 PM
Author: Comical Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:19 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

A very catty and sarcastic exchange between your wife and her sister regarding the fact your sister-in-law was the only family member who didn't purchase one your daughter's joe corbi pizzas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496254)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: salmon university circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496144)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who has been ranting about her "asshole husband" who recently had an affair someone half his age, away from the table and having a terse conversation with her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496360)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:20 PM
Author: titillating locale really tough guy

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496641)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:23 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unknown female member of your wife's family from the kitchen regarding the allocation of leftovers. months later, you will learn that this led to an irreconcilable rift and they are no longer on speaking terms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496663)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497109)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:08 PM
Author: Shimmering church building

Fantastic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496941)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hashtag girlboss thanksgiving!" after prayer, arguing that lettering her record the prayer for marketing material for her mlm business is as far as they'll go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43496959)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497111)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with several older women that the pinkness is natural and it's not undercooked. later, a significant amount of turkey is microwaved for fifteen minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497058)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497114)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: Comical Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497124)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: glassy french digit ratio jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498223)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:08 PM
Author: honey-headed elite piazza idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498347)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498780)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:22 PM
Author: hairraiser yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498829)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Wonderful Principal's Office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43500221)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:42 PM
Author: Navy location ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43504949)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:00 AM
Author: crimson dog poop milk

lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this:

Numerous callers to the USDA Meat and Poultry Hotline report being alarmed when seeing "pink." To them, it means "unsafe" or "under-done." ... Turkey can remain pink even after cooking to a safe minimum internal temperature of 165 °F. The meat of smoked turkey is always pink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43510601)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:14 PM
Author: apoplectic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#47063188)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Exciting House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497048)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally lets slip he is not vaxx'd after telling everyone he is. a car full of several family members quickly leaves to go to the drug store and buy a large box of covid rapid tests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497079)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497119)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Exciting House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497122)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hissy fit

love these threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497061)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a homosexual, announces he's always thought gilbert & sullivan and most other musicals are "faggy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497086)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497146)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497164)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: Wonderful Principal's Office

wait if my uncle's nephew is the homo...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43500227)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:05 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43505856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Thriller Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497063)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk and starting getting handsy at the table, which everyone tries to ignore. you swear he whispers something about "tiny little naughty farties" to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497099)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Wonderful Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43500228)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: Fragrant lavender point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43503113)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: provocative magenta parlor background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyone by announcing that it's "completely pescetarian!" when they arrive. however, as dinner is being served the doorbell rings, and a large boston market turkey is delivered, ordered by you brash uncle. the uncle and your sister-in-law have a terse and sarcastic exchange, which everyone tries to ignore. ultimately there is a lot of leftover fish but the turkey is gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: Comical Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497126)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497132)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: provocative magenta parlor background story

Wow.

Gorgeous culinary decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498200)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:33 PM
Author: Sticky scourge upon the earth temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497090)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a separate room. "i told you not to invite him" you hear, as a lifted f-350 with loud exhaust sporting a gadsden flag and trump 2024 flag pulls into the driveway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497123)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497129)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:24 PM
Author: vigorous obsidian set love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497345)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: flirting masturbator coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497373)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: Poppy irradiated box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498080)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: drab big international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498182)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Sticky scourge upon the earth temple

180 sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43499267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship

one of the best rating threads I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497107)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something about j kenji lopez, as the group of women loudly cackle "much better!" as they pour copious amounts of gravy on their nuked, dry turkey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497131)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Bistre brunch

this one and the one above about the pink in smoked turkey will definitely happen in my house and it will fucking piss me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497156)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: Comical Locus

don't subject your family to gay foodie shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43497171)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: Poppy irradiated box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:27 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in the kitchen on his marble counter, and suddenly springs from his chair shouting "that's a $1,999.99 nippon steel blade you animal!" the host's brother, the child's parent, takes his brother aside and you hear a tense conversation, at one point your hear him say "your stupid little knife hobby is getting out of control".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498106)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: Poppy irradiated box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498141)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:51 PM
Author: glassy french digit ratio jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498255)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:09 AM
Author: flirting masturbator coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43500135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: drab big international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498194)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: provocative magenta parlor background story

spit out my drink at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498215)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498226)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:03 PM
Author: vigorous obsidian set love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498720)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: lascivious seedy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498149)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

the tense conversation between your grandmother and your brother's date: a black woman. it mostly goes ok, although everyone squirms when you grandmother, attempting to be gregarious, announces "this one's one of the good ones!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498211)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498232)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: lascivious seedy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498240)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:05 PM
Author: Bossy Deer Antler Philosopher-king

Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a replay of the infamous “butt fumble.” You drunkenly claim that Sanchez would have 5 Super Bowls by now if he were in the Patriots system while Brady would be the one doing butt stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498330)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:39 PM
Author: Aromatic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498158)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, discussing the merits of the various bronco models and why it "it ultimately just made sense" to get the founder's edition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498224)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498229)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: glassy french digit ratio jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498268)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Aromatic business firm

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498270)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498333)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: vigorous obsidian set love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498723)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Swollen Cerebral Kitty Cat Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498779)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: hairraiser yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498841)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Metal Angry Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498222)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:49 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drinking since noon, having a conversation about the final season of game of thrones, which starts gregariously but eventually devolves into bitter, heated exchange.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498248)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Metal Angry Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498283)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498796)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:52 PM
Author: glassy french digit ratio jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the merits of physical silver, different types of dried food options, and the certainty of an economic apocalypse in the very near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498276)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:59 PM
Author: glassy french digit ratio jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498305)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship

this is very close to how mine is gonna go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: racy well-lubricated liquid oxygen ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498316)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:07 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, lecturing your cousin, a 22 year old college senior who is recently engaged, on how kids and family can wait, but delaying a graduate education and career can have disastrous consequences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498798)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498859)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Corner

presumptive 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:48 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your cousin, at 27 year old bartender who has never worked more than part time, having an argument with your uncle, a former pipefitter who retired early on social security disability due to a questionable injury, having a heated debate about the economy and generational attitudes. the thrust of both of their arguments is that the other generation is entitled and lazy, which is the source of most of the economic problems in the world today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498629)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Corner

confirmed 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: Avocado hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43529477)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: vigorous obsidian set love of her life

divisive af.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498733)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: gold supple fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498755)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498800)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: Offensive Painfully Honest Therapy Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498686)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal when your bleeding heart cousin suggests we simply deport the niggers and kikes rather than exterminate them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498703)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: Offensive Painfully Honest Therapy Site

To be fair,

*hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at the wall*

"WHITE FUCKING POWER!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498727)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: vigorous obsidian set love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498736)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: gold supple fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498757)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498842)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:26 PM
Author: hairraiser yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498851)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:55 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43500039)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 10:18 AM
Author: glassy french digit ratio jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43500601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498844)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: gold supple fanboi

Can we please comingle this with the "I want to fuck my sister-in-law and she's making it hard for me to resist" threading?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498728)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your wife telling your sex-positive sister-in-law "ok, enough is enough" when she hears her ask your 14 year old daughter how frequently she masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498762)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: gold supple fanboi

oh god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498764)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498809)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498846)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: Wonderful Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43500244)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:12 AM
Author: flirting masturbator coldplay fan

whoa boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43500310)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:45 PM
Author: Navy location ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43503616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:06 PM
Author: shivering round eye market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498738)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your uncle and step-cousin's three-hour long argument over whether January 6th people are insurrectionists or patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: shivering round eye market

lmao this conversation will take place, and run its course in >5 minutes, after which the guys go quiet for 2 hours until cousin brings out a dusty bottle of brandy, says “fuck politics let’s talk about that Clemson game”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498866)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Chartreuse haunting sanctuary halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498843)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your double-masked cousin polling each guest what they have individually done to combat white supremacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:42 PM
Author: Chartreuse haunting sanctuary halford

FUCK YES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43498928)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:10 AM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43499325)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:18 AM
Author: concupiscible goal in life mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43499345)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:21 AM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

the awkward conversation between you and your niece's boyfriend as you try to make him feel comfortable, despite the fact everyone knows that 45 min earlier your brother berated him after catching him wrist deep in your niece in the basement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43499353)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:27 AM
Author: concupiscible goal in life mad-dog skullcap

this actually could happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43499376)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43500036)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:23 AM
Author: Bonkers Cracking Indirect Expression Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43499357)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your nephew, clearly stoned, incoherently ranting about the nature of the universe to your grandmother, who is nodding along and seemingly interested in what he's saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43499381)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 1:12 AM
Author: vigorous obsidian set love of her life

grandma going to bed, pulling the comforter tightly by her chin..."that geoff is the only motherfucker with any sense in this house. oh well."

she was fully aware that geoff was stoned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43499525)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:54 AM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

*pops 50mg edible before putting on her "stories", i.e. wheel of fortune and jeopardy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43500116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: beta mustard rigpig hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43500118)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:01 AM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

the moment when you stoic uncle finally snaps and curses at your cunt aunt, who has been carping on him all evening. the comment that did it was "oh, don't worry about passing the stuffing henry, i'll just reach across everyone and grab it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43500127)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: vigorous obsidian set love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43500811)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:22 PM
Author: beta mustard rigpig hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502362)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:52 AM
Author: Henna menage

Oh shit am I too late? 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43500246)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your aunt and mother arguing over how much longer they have to wait for your ne'er-do-well cousin before you start eating. after delaying dinner for 45min, johnny shows up during prayer wearing a wrinkled nirvana t-shirt and reeking of cigarettes and weed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43500270)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship

Have experienced nearly this exact situation, the piece of shit complained that we started without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43500487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43501067)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:31 PM
Author: Avocado hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502399)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: citrine lay roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502386)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:42 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your uncle asks his sister-in-law, the host, "where's rufus this year?", unaware that rufus was struck by a car last month and she's still not over her beloved chow-chow being mowed down. after bravely trying to choke down tears, she excuses herself to the kitchen ostensibly to carve some more turkey. the table engages in desperate small talk as they ignore her quiet sobbing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502470)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:43 PM
Author: citrine lay roommate

Good Lord, it's like you know my sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502474)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:29 PM
Author: Avocado hall

180 work, rate me please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502389)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

the lecture your grandmother is giving your shitlib female cousin, who has gauges and visible tattoos, over what it means to be a proper woman. the guests shift uncomfortably when grandma begins recounting stories of her youth, which include several anecdotes of casual sexual harassment, which she seems to recount with glee and nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502489)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: Avocado hall

180. this has actually happened in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502563)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

"when i was a typist for the bell corporation, my manager mr. cunningsworth was one of those jolly sorts. if he caught you gossiping with the other girls he would give your bottom such a pinch! i'd wear two sets of undergarments even in the summer. he was such a joyful soul. one christmas party he emerged from his office in a telephone booth box with a hole cut out and his little pecker hanging out, painted bright yellow! holding a sign that read 'ring the bell for your holiday bonus!' us gals all knew his playfully devilish ways and had such a laugh. dorthey, one of the new girls, took the rascal's bait and give it a tug! we laughed and laughed. he said 'you're going to demonstrate more moxie than that, young lady! follow me to my office.' dorthey emerged half an hour later, and we had quite the gas explaining the prank and how there was no bonuses for first year girls.

oh, she looked so low, poor girl. never got to know the gal too well, come to think of it. she was diagnosed with hysteria and sent off to hillsboro county institution some time after that. oh, but we had such a jolly time gossiping about that party! mary-anne made a delightful bowl of fresh eggnog that i still dream about. i wish she would give out that recipe, but she refused to share."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502608)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:10 PM
Author: Comical Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502613)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43503269)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:21 PM
Author: provocative magenta parlor background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43504205)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:27 AM
Author: Hideous Incel Casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43505440)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:09 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43505869)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:04 PM
Author: Avocado hall

Thread of the The Year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43529488)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43503267)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:07 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43505863)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: appetizing den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:48 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

the grand negotiation of female guests over the allocation of cleaning duties, which is treated with the seriousness of a un meeting, as the male guests watch the cowboys game in a hazy whiskey and tryptophan induced stupor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502510)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:09 PM
Author: appetizing den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43503478)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: Grizzly area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502522)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

the conversation your nocoiner couisin is having to no one in particular as he bitterly mutters "hope he enjoys it while it lasts, the bottom is coming soon" as he crypto advocate brother, who spent all of last thanksgiving talking about something called SOL, arrives in a 2021 Aventador.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502575)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43503275)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:46 PM
Author: Navy location ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43503623)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: carnelian mischievous office pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502946)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

an outwardly pleasant discussion between three adult men over which two will get a turkey leg. keen observers realize this will establish the pecking order and alpha status.

over dinner tony, a union laborer, shouts at mel, of counsel at a mid ranked vault firm: "see bro, i told you the wing is just as good"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43502982)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: carnelian mischievous office pozpig

*shitlaw king gets the biggest leg, union laborer mewls in the corner and submissively urinates*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43503028)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

mikey larker, a local personal injury lawyer, and his wife, who are "close friends" of your 24 year old niece, make a brief appearance to say hi after dinner. larker doesn't have a single bite, but manages to get a business card into the hands of every guest at the table and leave a wonderful impression on everyone. your niece heads out early with the larkers, explaining that "i wanna take a quick dip in their hot tub, it's such a treat on the first brisk night of the year."

afterwards, you wonder why your niece didn't run upstairs to grab her bathing suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43503070)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: carnelian mischievous office pozpig

*shitlaw king chuckles to self. "heh, she likes to fuck" he mutters to no one in particular*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43503103)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: Avocado hall

*his bug-eyed azn wife nods in agreement*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43529495)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43503276)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:01 PM
Author: excitant demanding personal credit line hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43503437)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:53 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

after losing the debate over whether dishes should be served family style or buffet style, everyone ignoring your bitter aunt's snide comments about "oh, this is MUCH more efficient" every time she has to pass a dish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43503654)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43504055)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 5:35 AM
Author: citrine lay roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43505594)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: Navy location ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43503610)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

the whispered, confused debate about what you meant when you said you are thankful for "the flying j off exit 32"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43503662)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43504054)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:07 PM
Author: Avocado hall

and BIG Earl! can't forget about him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43529503)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: Exhilarant costumed skinny woman partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43505356)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:34 AM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your niece, a 27 year old seventh grade teacher and proponent of critical race theory, and your uncle, a man who posts boomer memes warning about socialism and critical race theory all day on facebook, who have been strategically seated at opposite ends of the table, having a literal shouting match back and forth over the definition of "white supremacy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43505664)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 1:36 AM
Author: Exhilarant costumed skinny woman partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43537336)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:00 AM
Author: Chrome Fat Ankles

180++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43505391)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:39 AM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

your apolitical nephew desperately trying to engage you conversation to save himself from an uncle who has been harping non-stop on how the media is suppressing hunter biden stories

(this will be my last rating, wouldn't be right to do them after thanksgiving, and i am a foodie faggot who got up at 1am to smoke a turkey and am turning off xo to spend the day with fam. i love you all FRIENDS and hope you have a wonderful thanksgiving)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43505670)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:48 AM
Author: Exciting House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43505680)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: vigorous obsidian set love of her life

it was a herculean lift and should be applauded.

now this...THIS is content, people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43510608)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:18 AM
Author: crimson dog poop milk

Amazing!!! Thread of the year for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43510688)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: glassy french digit ratio jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43514325)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:02 AM
Author: slap-happy overrated main people filthpig

First classic thread in years, worthy of Krampus and that Asian midget lawyer dude with the anime ratings like GIRL UND PANZER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43510611)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:51 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship

please respond to this thread indicating which of these conversations took place at your Thanksgiving, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43519822)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43520169)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43523601)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972970&mc=54&forum_id=2

GORGEOUS happy get together with 180 family and no divisiveness! fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43523618)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:19 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship

180 fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43523757)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: gaped whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43519862)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

you lying to your aunt that you didn't bring your commercial meat slicer because "it, uh, doesn't work well on roast turkey."

(there are a handful of notable poasters i've thought of responses for, and i reserve the right to reply if they poast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43523583)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:46 AM
Author: Avocado hall

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43531539)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: Marvelous Greedy Cuckoldry Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43523602)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner

a lib guest spontaneously combusting in anger as a blonde haired, blue eyed extremely happy and GORGEOUS family with two goldens and a golden puppy join hands and give an extremely devout, heartful, and humble prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43523615)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:14 PM
Author: Marvelous Greedy Cuckoldry Doctorate

1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

https://images.camaelshirt.com/2021/07/jesus-is-my-savior-golden-retriever-is-my-therapy-poster-canvas-decor-art.jpg

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0510/2705/0662/products/16633-0_27_a04622e9-fdd7-4ceb-b9f4-519c2c6ecf32_2000x.jpg?v=1623830525

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43523742)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:00 PM
Author: Avocado hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43529470)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: Marvelous Greedy Cuckoldry Doctorate

Golden Lives Matter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43529496)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 9:43 PM
Author: Bateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43530254)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:20 PM
Author: Marvelous Greedy Cuckoldry Doctorate

And while we're on the subject, I also now think of you whenever I see golden retrievers, lmao (ever since we discussed golden retrievers at TTTs).

We are kindred spirits, I agree - always finding the beautiful Easter eggs, the windows into Heaven, the love in the ruins hiding in plain sight, oases amid the lib graffiti.

As Dostoevsky said in Brothers Karamazov:

"There was so much of God's glory around me, and I lived in shame: I didn't notice the beauty and the glory of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43523760)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: drab big international law enforcement agency

such a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43531542)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: Avocado hall

thread of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43531544)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: drab big international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43531545)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: Vivacious Headpube Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#43617165)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#47063153)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: apoplectic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#47063158)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: Rose Vibrant Stage Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#47092855)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic coffee pot stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#47092936)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:36 AM
Author: Umber Electric Giraffe

Thanks for the content gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#47093056)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:42 AM
Author: fury and intensity of a straight up murderer (gunneratttt)



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