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most embarrassing sport to be a beginner at? golf?

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Odious bright step-uncle's house milk
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glassy abnormal tattoo
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ifnb.
vivacious parlour
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picking up a sport after like 25 is just asking for it
Insecure comical pistol cuckoldry
  08/11/26
ask Kenny
Charcoal Shrine Round Eye
  08/11/26
seems like skiing can actually get yourself seriously injure...
Adventurous gay wizard indirect expression
  08/11/26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZCOGJW962M
Insecure comical pistol cuckoldry
  08/11/26
can confirm as someone who started learning to ski after tur...
Odious bright step-uncle's house milk
  08/11/26
did you eventually get good, or no? what was the process lik...
cerebral telephone
  08/12/26
you can improve a lot very fast if you pay for private instr...
Salmon useless brakes
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cerebral telephone
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good enough to do basic runs after the first 5 days or so. ...
Odious bright step-uncle's house milk
  08/12/26
nice! ty. and absolutely, that still sounds like it's given...
cerebral telephone
  08/15/26
skiing you just fall a lot until eventually you don't, which...
Fishy painfully honest garrison
  08/13/26
if you take dumb risks, you can hurt yourself. but you can ...
Salmon useless brakes
  08/12/26
what about the embarrassment of getting publicly styled on b...
Adventurous gay wizard indirect expression
  08/12/26
there are always going to be super talented kids wherever yo...
Salmon useless brakes
  08/13/26
Yeah boxing is up there too, speaking from experience
Curious masturbator
  08/12/26
anyone who skis to ski instead of to hit the apres bar is lo...
Doobsian kitchen french chef
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spoken like a true fag
Salmon useless brakes
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Poasting
Out-of-control drunken casino
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I learned this the hard wa...
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Drab background story
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purely individual sports like skiing or even golf u can get ...
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rebellious menage
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surfing /thread
sepia toaster affirmative action
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you can just lie down on the board if it's too hard to stand
Curious masturbator
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well, i mean, no. no not at all really. i'd be happy to elab...
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pickleball. imagine looking like a beginner at this "...
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cerebral telephone
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I went to a conference and one of the events you could sign ...
violet temple
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unless ur a tennis or ping pong player, this is farfethed
passionate fat ankles
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xo is 80% asian so the chances of one of these being true is...
Fuchsia marvelous native potus
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I've played tennis a few times. Wouldn't call myself a tenn...
violet temple
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it's not hard. it's just not likely that, having never playe...
passionate fat ankles
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This. I remember in college we had to do some weird gym clas...
haunting crystalline philosopher-king really tough guy
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racketball and squash are serious sports that require a ton ...
passionate fat ankles
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Not true. Obviously you won’t be a world champion off ...
haunting crystalline philosopher-king really tough guy
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here's dirk playing tennis https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
passionate fat ankles
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squash is super easy to pick up as a noob. Racquetball is ha...
Fishy painfully honest garrison
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i was pretty shocked when pickleball suddenly got big. i...
rebellious menage
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growth line of pickleball aligns very much with the avg age ...
Fishy painfully honest garrison
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if u have to ask uve already failed as an "adult"
Fuchsia marvelous native potus
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Water polo
Curious masturbator
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bowling tp
Iridescent office queen of the night
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I think most people expect someone to be pretty bad at golf....
hairless fighting stag film cumskin
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tennis is weird you can be able to hit the ball solidly and ...
rebellious menage
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someone who strikes the tennis ball hard and solid wouldn't ...
passionate fat ankles
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what if it takes you an hour to get to the second hole?
Curious masturbator
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got paired with a fat neckbeard like this on a public course...
rebellious menage
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tbf had he played a lot of golf video games?
Curious masturbator
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probably. i didnt ask. didnt get his console history either
rebellious menage
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if you get paired with an azn then politely request the star...
Fishy painfully honest garrison
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Oriental Stanford Golfer Takes 1:20 To Line Up 8 Foot Putt, ...
passionate fat ankles
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Curious masturbator
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i never really judged anyone for completely sucking at golf....
rebellious menage
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SCUBA
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i feel like the answer has to be running because there&rsquo...
white stimulating bawdyhouse
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people who can't run just walk to the finish line
Curious masturbator
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what's does a beginner at running even mean?
passionate fat ankles
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lol who is still playing sports here we’re like 45-49
deranged flushed feces
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gymnastics. you won't even be wearing the right kind of clot...
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sepia toaster affirmative action
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i can barely even imagine a 'beginner' adult powerlifter. i...
bearded titillating sneaky criminal
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He could just lift extremely light weights
Curious masturbator
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golf is absolutely the least embarassing sport to suck at as...
Khaki state volcanic crater
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(average xo poa)
Odious bright step-uncle's house milk
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average handicap is 14 according to usga: https://www.usga.o...
Salmon useless brakes
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agreed. keep in mind that only serious players and bored boo...
passionate fat ankles
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you get it through your country club obviously
Fishy painfully honest garrison
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anyone who is part of a country club is serious and/or a bor...
passionate fat ankles
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ppl over 40 with decent jobs who don’t belong to a cc ...
Fishy painfully honest garrison
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golf at that level is less about your score and more about b...
Fishy painfully honest garrison
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have you heard of the term "selection bias?" the a...
Khaki state volcanic crater
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Many issues spotted in this post The biggest is that you ...
disgusting puppy
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Kind of strange that you buy thousands of $ worth of golf eq...
Fishy painfully honest garrison
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Nobody cares. Are you refuting that the average handicap is ...
disgusting puppy
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I’m saying that dropping a bunch of $ on golf equipmen...
Fishy painfully honest garrison
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are you aware that most normal people don't ever engage in a...
Khaki state volcanic crater
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you sound really stupid.
passionate fat ankles
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why? most golfers are hacks and it isn't that hard to become...
Khaki state volcanic crater
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Football. Because it shows you did not play in high school t...
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it was the only sport I felt "naturally" good at o...
Curious masturbator
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HS football players who go through years of bullshit only to...
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haunting crystalline philosopher-king really tough guy
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Starcraft, you will die instantly every time and there is no...
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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: Odious bright step-uncle's house milk



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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Floppy canary sweet tailpipe water buffalo

Jai alai

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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: charismatic theater stage



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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: burgundy lodge



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Date: August 12th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: glassy abnormal tattoo



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: vivacious parlour

ifnb.

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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Insecure comical pistol cuckoldry

picking up a sport after like 25 is just asking for it

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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Charcoal Shrine Round Eye

ask Kenny

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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: Adventurous gay wizard indirect expression

seems like skiing can actually get yourself seriously injured or killed. and you'd have to start out on the kiddie slopes with a bunch of children.

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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Insecure comical pistol cuckoldry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZCOGJW962M



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Date: August 11th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Odious bright step-uncle's house milk

can confirm as someone who started learning to ski after turning 40 it is very humbling

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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: cerebral telephone

did you eventually get good, or no? what was the process like, time, instructors, etc?

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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Salmon useless brakes

you can improve a lot very fast if you pay for private instruction. it's very expensive though

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Date: August 12th, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: cerebral telephone

ty

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Date: August 12th, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: Odious bright step-uncle's house milk

good enough to do basic runs after the first 5 days or so. Slightly more competent the next time. Never going to be great but the goal was just to be good enough that I can ski with my kids

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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: cerebral telephone

nice! ty. and absolutely, that still sounds like it's given you access. i hear my friends talk about enjoying the apres at the towns in the alps etc and i'm not in the same galaxy bc i can't ski at all. tried as a kid and never really took

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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Fishy painfully honest garrison

skiing you just fall a lot until eventually you don't, which is fine as a kid but sucks in your 40s. at that age just pay for private lessons.

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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: Salmon useless brakes

if you take dumb risks, you can hurt yourself. but you can start with some lessons, then practice a lot, always staying without your capabilities. after a few years of regular practice (5-20 days on mountain per year), you can go everywhere on the mountain with the exception of extreme double black stuff.

the key is to go regularly and work your skills. it's always nice to go with someone better than you who will push you a bit. if you take one trip a year for 4-5 days, it's difficult to get better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50063844)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Adventurous gay wizard indirect expression

what about the embarrassment of getting publicly styled on by kids?

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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Salmon useless brakes

there are always going to be super talented kids wherever you go skiing. just get used to it

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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Curious masturbator

Yeah boxing is up there too, speaking from experience

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Date: August 13th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Doobsian kitchen french chef

anyone who skis to ski instead of to hit the apres bar is low iq

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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Salmon useless brakes

spoken like a true fag

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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Out-of-control drunken casino

Poasting

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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: burgundy lodge

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I learned this the hard way circa 2012 when I first heard about XO / 4chan / Reddit from a college buddy of mine considering law school (probably for the better he didn't end up going in his case - very extraverted guy who would have been driven crazy by the expected RIGOR and did great financially in a completely different field)...

...was afraid to poast until 2013, but was then in so many words told how retarded I sounded and needed to lurk moar, so I went back to the drawing board and poasted AGAIN a few times in 2014, then a lot more in 2015 to decent feedback, didn't poast much due to IRL craziness from 2016 to 2020, but then began MEGApoasting as Emilio Estevez circa 1992 starting sometime in late 2020 or early 2021... and the rest is HIStory for better or worse! 🐶

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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: Drab background story



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Date: August 11th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: talented public bath juggernaut

purely individual sports like skiing or even golf u can get away with fucking up and not ruining everyone else's time, if you're hitting it all over the place ur buds will just let u drop constantly. but in tennis or racquetball ur gonna make ur partner miserable and think ur a doofus.

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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: rebellious menage



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Date: August 11th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: sepia toaster affirmative action

surfing

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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Curious masturbator

you can just lie down on the board if it's too hard to stand

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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: sepia toaster affirmative action

well, i mean, no. no not at all really. i'd be happy to elaborate if you need

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Date: August 11th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: flirting foreskin

LotLizard PogoSticking

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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles

pickleball.

imagine looking like a beginner at this "sport"

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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:07 PM
Author: Cocky hell



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: cerebral telephone



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: violet temple

I went to a conference and one of the events you could sign up for was pickleball, so I did. Never played before. Ended up destroying everyone I played, including people who play all the time. After everyone came up to me and asked how long I've been playing and were shocked when I said it was the first time lo.

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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles

unless ur a tennis or ping pong player, this is farfethed

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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Fuchsia marvelous native potus

xo is 80% asian so the chances of one of these being true is extremely high

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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: violet temple

I've played tennis a few times. Wouldn't call myself a tennis player. Played ping pong as a kid. How is pickleball supposed to be hard?

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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles

it's not hard. it's just not likely that, having never played before, you "destroyed" every single other person -- presumably many of whom had played before -- unless you went to an AARP conference.

if you're reasonably athletic, you would be able to hold your own. but i dont think you destroyed everyone.

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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: haunting crystalline philosopher-king really tough guy

This. I remember in college we had to do some weird gym class to graduate it was like 1 credit. Some waste of time.

Only thing open was “racquetball.” I remember the guy teaching it was like some former world champion. When he saw me he was amazed asking how long I did it for. I’m like this is the first time I ever picked it up. You just hit the ball with a racquet then then you get the hang of the bounces you just make it hit weird spots on the wall. He was actually mad I just started. At the time I was playing baseball there at the college.

A lot of lib sports and hobbies any normal athlete can just dominate but no one ever wasted the time.

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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles

racketball and squash are serious sports that require a ton of skill -- ball striking, movement and strategy.

dont equate them with pickleball, which is a joke.

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Date: August 13th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: haunting crystalline philosopher-king really tough guy

Not true. Obviously you won’t be a world champion off the street.

But it’s one of those sports that takes in skills from other sports and helps you be “dominant” among regulars.

For example if you’re a great football player and baseball player but never picked up a basketball in your life, you most likely won’t dominate a pickup basketball game.

I bet you any amount of money Tiki Barber can pick up a racquetball thing and dominate 90% of the population bc of his hand eye coordination and strength alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50066061)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles

here's dirk playing tennis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuNbn4GGPNA

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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: Fishy painfully honest garrison

squash is super easy to pick up as a noob. Racquetball is harder and you have to worry about losing an eye and/or testicle

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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: rebellious menage

i was pretty shocked when pickleball suddenly got big.

i always thought it was just something my elementary PE teacher made up after somebody donated giant ping pong paddles to the school

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Date: August 15th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: Fishy painfully honest garrison

growth line of pickleball aligns very much with the avg age of boomers over the years

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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Fuchsia marvelous native potus

if u have to ask uve already failed as an "adult"

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Date: August 12th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Curious masturbator

Water polo

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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Iridescent office queen of the night

bowling tp

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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: hairless fighting stag film cumskin

I think most people expect someone to be pretty bad at golf. Much more embarrassing to be really bad at tennis or some shit like that.

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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: rebellious menage

tennis is weird you can be able to hit the ball solidly and as hard as anyone else yet be absolutely terrible at it. is that embarrassing? idk

golf if youre hitting it solid and far youre already like top 10%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50063862)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles

someone who strikes the tennis ball hard and solid wouldn't be absolutely terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50064737)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Curious masturbator

what if it takes you an hour to get to the second hole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50064927)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: rebellious menage

got paired with a fat neckbeard like this on a public course once. we told him to go back and ask for a refund or credit for the range instead.

as we walked away he not flame yelled "I WISH LIFE WAS LIKE A VIDEO GAME!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50064953)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:50 AM
Author: Curious masturbator

tbf had he played a lot of golf video games?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50064962)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: rebellious menage

probably. i didnt ask. didnt get his console history either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50065532)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Fishy painfully honest garrison

if you get paired with an azn then politely request the starter to reassign them to a later group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50065536)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles

Oriental Stanford Golfer Takes 1:20 To Line Up 8 Foot Putt, Misses (VID)

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884350&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50066683)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Curious masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50069996)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: rebellious menage

i never really judged anyone for completely sucking at golf. sometimes its pretty funny though

otoh if i saw a "man" trying to field in baseball/softball and they threw like a girl id probably think theyre a faggot forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50063859)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Big light location striped hyena

SCUBA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50064547)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: white stimulating bawdyhouse

i feel like the answer has to be running because there’s like 12yos running sub 6 miles and every other feat that would take your 30+ yo ass years of dedicated training to achieve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50064767)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Curious masturbator

people who can't run just walk to the finish line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50064832)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles

what's does a beginner at running even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50064855)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: deranged flushed feces

lol who is still playing sports here we’re like 45-49

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50064967)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: Curious masturbator

gymnastics. you won't even be wearing the right kind of clothes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50064968)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: sepia toaster affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50065614)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: bearded titillating sneaky criminal

i can barely even imagine a 'beginner' adult powerlifter. imagine some aging guy walking into a powerlifter gym and fiddling around with weights that are substantially lighter than what the gym's women use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50066430)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: Curious masturbator

He could just lift extremely light weights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50066965)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Khaki state volcanic crater

golf is absolutely the least embarassing sport to suck at as a beginner, plenty of doods have been playing for decades and still suck ass, you should get a lesson or two and hit the range enough to be making contact with the ball but once you can do that, which isn't hard, you're probably only 10 strokes behind people who have played for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50066687)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Odious bright step-uncle's house milk

(average xo poa)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50067578)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: Salmon useless brakes

average handicap is 14 according to usga: https://www.usga.org/content/usga/home-page/handicapping/world-handicap-system/whs-stats.html

someone new who is just making contact with the ball is probably 2-4 strokes per hole behind average.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50067618)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles

agreed. keep in mind that only serious players and bored boomers have an official usga hcp index. does your average weekend golfer even bother getting an official hcp?

14 hcp is a mid-80's golfer.

most golfers arent even bogey golfers w/o cheating (mulligans, drops, picking up 5 feet putts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50067773)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Fishy painfully honest garrison

you get it through your country club obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50067777)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles

anyone who is part of a country club is serious and/or a bored boomer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50067780)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: Fishy painfully honest garrison

ppl over 40 with decent jobs who don’t belong to a cc confuse me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50069759)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Fishy painfully honest garrison

golf at that level is less about your score and more about being able to hit it consistent enough to not look like a retard and not fuck up the rest of the group's round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50067775)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Khaki state volcanic crater

have you heard of the term "selection bias?" the average golfer doesn't have a handicap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50068611)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: disgusting puppy

Many issues spotted in this post

The biggest is that you assumed an average golfer registered their handicap with USGA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50069831)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Fishy painfully honest garrison

Kind of strange that you buy thousands of $ worth of golf equipment but stop short at a $50 ghin fee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50070028)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: disgusting puppy

Nobody cares. Are you refuting that the average handicap is much higher than whatever USGA said? If not then STFU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50070074)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Fishy painfully honest garrison

I’m saying that dropping a bunch of $ on golf equipment and good amount of your time and mental energy towards it but never playing in any kind of game where you would need a real handicap is sort of dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50070211)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: Khaki state volcanic crater

are you aware that most normal people don't ever engage in a sanctioned athletic event after high school? Surely you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50070321)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles

you sound really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50067774)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Khaki state volcanic crater

why? most golfers are hacks and it isn't that hard to become a hack as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50068609)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: bipolar stead immigrant

Football. Because it shows you did not play in high school therefore you are a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50067650)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Curious masturbator

it was the only sport I felt "naturally" good at outside of water sports, but I didn't like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50070000)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Fishy painfully honest garrison

HS football players who go through years of bullshit only to be perpetual benchwarmers are probably the biggest pussies out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50070218)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: haunting crystalline philosopher-king really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50070244)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Harsh pink organic girlfriend heaven

Starcraft, you will die instantly every time and there is nobody but yourself to blame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129",#50070253)