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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
rusted comical chapel
  08/21/26
THE COURT: How do you plead? DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor...
Misunderstood property really tough guy
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electric sandwich
  08/21/26
"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"
Vigorous Azure School Puppy
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180 university twinkling uncleanness
  08/21/26
let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial...
appetizing business firm potus
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orange bawdyhouse
  08/21/26
sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
big sooty theatre
  08/21/26
Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
Razzle-dazzle Theater Stage Lettuce
  08/21/26
damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.
Amethyst legend
  08/21/26
i was thinking kids in the hall. http://www.youtube.com/...
appetizing business firm potus
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: rusted comical chapel

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/

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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Misunderstood property really tough guy

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: electric sandwich



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Vigorous Azure School Puppy

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: 180 university twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: appetizing business firm potus

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: orange bawdyhouse



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: big sooty theatre

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Theater Stage Lettuce

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Amethyst legend

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: appetizing business firm potus

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

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