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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM Author: Greedy tan marketing idea She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49361876) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: Excitant brass black woman round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49361881) |
Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: Transparent medicated french chef principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49361880) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM Author: Fragrant Chrome Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49361884) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: Coral provocative state sound barrier boooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49361890) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: irradiated effete nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49361909) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: Cracking parlour incel lol i like it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49361910) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Marvelous Space Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49364042) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Jet Point Goal In Life that's a good joke. those people suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49361937) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: Greedy tan marketing idea You're invited next time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49361942) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Bearded depressive mother CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49362005) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: Greedy tan marketing idea He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49362032) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Titillating chartreuse sneaky criminal That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49362176) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Fragrant Chrome Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49362407) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Talented Overrated Theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49362010) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: haunting roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49362036) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: bossy lime crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49362009) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Concupiscible fear-inspiring quadroon I guffawed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49362039) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: haunting roommate Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49362040) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: Twinkling sex offender fat ankles It's a good joke. Get new friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49362052) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: aphrodisiac plaza (except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49362122) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: Cracking parlour incel they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49362092) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Marvelous Space Coffee Pot People who can't lol at dad jokes suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49364046) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Supple flesh center https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49362128) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: Tantric kitty "He's a microbiologist."
"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Titillating chartreuse sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49362179) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Greedy tan marketing idea I don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49362188) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: Sable Cocky Garrison You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49362185) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Greedy tan marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49362189) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Marvelous Space Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49364045) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM Author: haunting roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49364053) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM Author: fishy razzmatazz office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49364099) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: pontificating cerebral headpube "More like Jones GAY!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49362190) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM Author: geriatric psychic good joke i would've laughed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49364050) |