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If you had a last name like Anus would you change it

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or may...
ICBM
  03/20/26
yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when th...
Brother Peter Dimond
  03/20/26
would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or so...
ICBM
  03/20/26
probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. j...
Brother Peter Dimond
  03/20/26
yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestig...
Kenneth Play
  03/20/26
Cox -> Coxglorious
I'm literally Will Hunting btw
  03/21/26
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Kenneth Play
  03/21/26
Anushammer. Excellent work.
Nude Man Ray
  03/21/26
Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away
Kenneth Play
  03/21/26
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fatty nigger
  03/23/26
i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced l...
norwood ultra
  03/20/26
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Brother Peter Dimond
  03/20/26
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ICBM
  03/20/26
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Kenneth Play
  03/21/26
*phil leotardo clutching fist*
:-P
  03/20/26
some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago
Forced Bi Cuckold of Hormuz
  03/20/26
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Forced Bi Cuckold of Hormuz
  03/20/26
not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt
cucumbers
  03/21/26
Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Am...
clothmo
  03/21/26
I would change it to Anoop.
Hello, World!
  03/21/26
I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “A...
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/21/26
wow
ICBM
  03/22/26
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg
? ? ? ?
  03/21/26
I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colon...
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  03/22/26
...
Kenneth Play
  03/23/26
Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually
Mr Right
  03/22/26
Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus https://www.eyeonesg.com/...
rear naked choke
  03/23/26
One out of a million men with such a name would go on to con...
Richard Ames
  03/23/26
Julian Nowag https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julia...
fatty nigger
  03/23/26
lol
ICBM
  03/23/26


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Date: March 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: ICBM

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or maybe your name is Semen but pronounced se-MEN. Like would your family name be worth the lifetime of humiliation and correcting people? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49757533)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when theyre young.

if i didnt have kids id just go with it. actually i'd probably insist it be pronounced the same as the word its spelled like. would be funny to see peoples reactions all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49757607)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: ICBM

would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or something prestigious like Goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49757647)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. johnson

lol at goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49757676)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestigious, like Drumpf -> Trump. Like instead of Anus, Anushammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49757686)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: I'm literally Will Hunting btw

Cox -> Coxglorious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49759043)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49759505)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Nude Man Ray

Anushammer. Excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49759281)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49759502)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49761923)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: norwood ultra

i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced like the english word "anus" with a southern accent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49757699)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49757713)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: ICBM



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49757720)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49759026)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

*phil leotardo clutching fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49757706)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Forced Bi Cuckold of Hormuz

some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49757725)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Forced Bi Cuckold of Hormuz



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49757735)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: cucumbers

not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49759028)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: clothmo

Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Amis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49759066)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Hello, World!

I would change it to Anoop.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49759071)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “Anal”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49759080)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: ICBM

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49760893)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: ? ? ? ?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49759085)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colonel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49760898)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49761702)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Mr Right

Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49760901)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: rear naked choke

Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus

https://www.eyeonesg.com/author/rassmus/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49761902)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Richard Ames

One out of a million men with such a name would go on to conquer the world. The rest would be ridiculed beyond belief. Really comes down to asking yourself which of those men you really are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49761917)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)

Julian Nowag

https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julian-nowag/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49761921)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: ICBM

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49762970)