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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Up-to-no-good chest-beating area
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
soul-stirring windowlicker
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Up-to-no-good chest-beating area
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
soul-stirring windowlicker
  10/17/25
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Adulterous Coldplay Fan Garrison
  10/17/25
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anal azn spot
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Ivory business firm fanboi
  10/17/25
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Up-to-no-good chest-beating area
  10/17/25
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smoky dopamine
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
navy tripping national mexican
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Ivory business firm fanboi
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Ivory business firm fanboi
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Up-to-no-good chest-beating area
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Arousing Insane Trailer Park Halford
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
boyish charcoal theater affirmative action
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Translucent incel theatre
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Up-to-no-good chest-beating area
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Translucent incel theatre
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
stirring sickened pit
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Translucent incel theatre
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Up-to-no-good chest-beating area
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
twinkling cowardly church building
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
misanthropic vigorous set
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Up-to-no-good chest-beating area
  10/17/25
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Overrated Institution
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
stirring sickened pit
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Adulterous Coldplay Fan Garrison
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Violent laser beams
  10/17/25
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Up-to-no-good chest-beating area
  10/17/25
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Overrated Institution
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Adulterous Coldplay Fan Garrison
  10/17/25
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smoky dopamine
  10/17/25
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Plum electric furnace double fault
  10/18/25
lol
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Multi-colored Point Goyim
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Maniacal alcoholic puppy
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Up-to-no-good chest-beating area
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Maniacal alcoholic puppy
  10/17/25
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Up-to-no-good chest-beating area
  10/17/25
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anal azn spot
  10/18/25
:(
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crawly tan market place of business
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He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Chrome charismatic rehab
  10/18/25
...
Supple dog poop foreskin
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
navy tripping national mexican
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Well-lubricated Theater Stage Clown
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
histrionic psychic partner
  10/18/25
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crawly tan market place of business
  10/18/25
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Ivory business firm fanboi
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Up-to-no-good chest-beating area
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Well-lubricated Theater Stage Clown
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Ivory business firm fanboi
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Onyx mind-boggling corner doctorate
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Sable Disrespectful Bawdyhouse Antidepressant Drug
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Jet 180 church dragon
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Arousing Insane Trailer Park Halford
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Maniacal alcoholic puppy
  10/18/25
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Up-to-no-good chest-beating area
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good chest-beating area

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring windowlicker

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good chest-beating area

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring windowlicker

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Adulterous Coldplay Fan Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: anal azn spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Ivory business firm fanboi

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good chest-beating area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: smoky dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: navy tripping national mexican

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Ivory business firm fanboi

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Ivory business firm fanboi

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good chest-beating area

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Arousing Insane Trailer Park Halford

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: boyish charcoal theater affirmative action

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Translucent incel theatre

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good chest-beating area

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Translucent incel theatre

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: stirring sickened pit

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Translucent incel theatre

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good chest-beating area

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: twinkling cowardly church building

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: misanthropic vigorous set

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good chest-beating area

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Overrated Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: stirring sickened pit

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Adulterous Coldplay Fan Garrison

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Violent laser beams

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good chest-beating area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Overrated Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Adulterous Coldplay Fan Garrison

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: smoky dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Plum electric furnace double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: spruce thirsty ticket booth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored Point Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Maniacal alcoholic puppy

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good chest-beating area

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Maniacal alcoholic puppy

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good chest-beating area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: anal azn spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: grizzly shrine stock car

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: crawly tan market place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Chrome charismatic rehab

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Supple dog poop foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: navy tripping national mexican

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Theater Stage Clown

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: histrionic psychic partner

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: crawly tan market place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Ivory business firm fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good chest-beating area

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Theater Stage Clown

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Ivory business firm fanboi

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Onyx mind-boggling corner doctorate

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Sable Disrespectful Bawdyhouse Antidepressant Drug

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Jet 180 church dragon

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Arousing Insane Trailer Park Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Maniacal alcoholic puppy

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good chest-beating area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307129#49359746)