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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
comical locale selfie
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"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"
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Cheese-eating son of senegal
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let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial...
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white mentally impaired university
  08/21/26
sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
Chrome trailer park
  08/21/26
Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
clear multi-billionaire rehab
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damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: comical locale selfie

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/

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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Provocative Tantric Associate Library

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: shivering ruddy twinkling uncleanness corner



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: excitant olive temple hissy fit

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Cheese-eating son of senegal



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: hilarious sticky filthpig parlor

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: white mentally impaired university



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Chrome trailer park

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: clear multi-billionaire rehab

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Motley Maroon Antidepressant Drug

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: hilarious sticky filthpig parlor

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

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