Date: August 23rd, 2026 10:34 AM Author: state your IQ before I engage you further
Saw many teen women walking around with short shorts and deeply tanned thighs, and after confirming they were legal adults (not a pedo creep), I charismatically said "tanned thighs make for a very DIRTY BIRD" (Pat Summerall voice) and did a brief but spot-on Jamal Anderson dirty bird dance which I am well suited for due to similar height although my Timberlands make dance moves harder. I was banking on the rise of late 90s retro nostalgia to get laughs and numbers. Mixed results so far.