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Are high school seniors illiterate?

I got this criminal case where there was a fight at school a...
Provocative Crotch Box Office
  08/14/26
why dont they plead the fifth?
glassy rehab
  08/14/26
Can you give some examples
pearly area
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one guy come they move mad, the other he catch stray, then t...
Provocative Crotch Box Office
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If you can’t understand this, maybe you’re illit...
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pearly area
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Translation: One rather excitable young gentleman advanced u...
odious alpha becky
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odious alpha becky
  08/14/26
Indubitably.
Avocado dead locale
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Kink-friendly sadistic spot
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Just filed this as a discovery supplement
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pearly area
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incredible deep dive for a mere 1L
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idiotic apoplectic reading party
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my kid is almost in hs and has never been asked to write a 5...
honey-headed excitant hunting ground
  08/14/26
How do you deal with that as a parent? I pay my kids cash mo...
odious alpha becky
  08/14/26
What the fuck? The fucking question to the parent is, why wo...
White racy brunch pervert
  08/14/26
What
cobalt locus
  08/15/26
My starting assumption is that I’m not relying on the ...
odious alpha becky
  08/15/26
I force my kids to write then we discuss it. Honestly not of...
sickened incel messiness
  08/15/26
that's one thing we just started doing, we told him to not l...
honey-headed excitant hunting ground
  08/15/26
yes
stimulating garrison dopamine
  08/14/26
According to this teacher: No, they’re illiterate. No...
odious alpha becky
  08/14/26
Tbf, it's fucking Houston
White racy brunch pervert
  08/14/26
Imho we are basically watching evolution in action. Having k...
high-end philosopher-king haunted graveyard
  08/14/26
evolution doesn't have a "goal" afaik, it is just ...
Curious roommate
  08/14/26
I didn’t say it had a goal. I loathe people who say th...
high-end philosopher-king haunted graveyard
  08/14/26
I was just riffing on your comment cowshit. not trying to ar...
Curious roommate
  08/14/26
yeah ok, anyway, Losers are maladapted af. they just get exp...
high-end philosopher-king haunted graveyard
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Mildly Autistic Appetizing Volcanic Crater
  08/15/26
Acing OCI is done here
odious alpha becky
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Provocative Crotch Box Office

I got this criminal case where there was a fight at school and a bunch of 17-18yo seniors gave handwritten statements to police. I could barely understand any of it. A lot of the words aren’t real or are written phonetically in tiktok slang. Really bizarre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50067812)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: glassy rehab

why dont they plead the fifth?

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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: pearly area

Can you give some examples

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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Provocative Crotch Box Office

one guy come they move mad, the other he catch stray, then teacher pull it apart like “boy enough” but everybody still they yap say he be giving final boss, he gone crashout, lowkey , no they lie, the whole thing they mad sus and somehow still ate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068279)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: odious alpha becky

If you can’t understand this, maybe you’re illiterate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068304)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Wonderful gay hell



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: pearly area



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: odious alpha becky

Translation: One rather excitable young gentleman advanced upon the scene in a state of marked agitation, whereupon his counterpart received what can only be described as an unsolicited and rather unfortunate blow. The master of the form then intervened with admirable promptness, separating the combatants and declaring, with that weary authority peculiar to the teaching profession, “Boys, that will quite suffice.”

Nevertheless, the assembled company persists in its low murmurings: the fellow in question, they insist, was conducting himself with all the theatrical menace of a final adversary, teetering upon the brink of a most spectacular collapse of composure—discreetly, of course. One must concede they do not exaggerate. The entire episode was thoroughly irregular and open to the gravest suspicion… and yet, by some inexplicable alchemy, it rather succeeded.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068314)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: odious alpha becky



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Avocado dead locale

Indubitably.

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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Kink-friendly sadistic spot



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Provocative Crotch Box Office

Just filed this as a discovery supplement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068496)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: pearly area



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: cobalt locus

incredible deep dive for a mere 1L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068597)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Provocative Crotch Box Office



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Date: August 14th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: idiotic apoplectic reading party



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Appetizing Volcanic Crater



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Wonderful gay hell



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Date: August 15th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Bisexual Love Of Her Life Windowlicker



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: odious alpha becky



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Exciting Macaca



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: vibrant zombie-like quadroon



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: honey-headed excitant hunting ground

my kid is almost in hs and has never been asked to write a 5 paragraph (intro/3-body/conclusion) essay, ever. handwriting is terrible and written responses to questions are embarrassingly basic.

they give them erb exams every year and the only area of decline over time is in the writing/language portion, he's otherwise 98/99% in math/logic/science/etc. this is at a k12 that sends ~10% to ivies/stanford/mit and 40-50% to 'T20'-type of colleges. idk, maybe they really dial it up in hs, but i remember handwriting little essays and shit probably by 4th or 5th grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50067929)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: odious alpha becky

How do you deal with that as a parent? I pay my kids cash money for written work product — on note paper. It’s the only way I’ve found to get them to actually write.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068329)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: White racy brunch pervert

What the fuck? The fucking question to the parent is, why would you put up with that?

If your starting assumption is putting up with it, you're fucking failing as a parent, motherfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068356)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 7:24 AM
Author: cobalt locus

What

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069296)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:49 PM
Author: odious alpha becky

My starting assumption is that I’m not relying on the school, fucking fuckface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069842)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: sickened incel messiness

I force my kids to write then we discuss it. Honestly not often or thoroughly enough but time to time I require them to do it. Pencil to paper, no screens, which they consider terribly old fashioned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069346)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant hunting ground

that's one thing we just started doing, we told him to not limit his response to the area on the worksheet but to get a 2nd piece of lined paper and write it out on that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069356)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: stimulating garrison dopamine

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068138)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: odious alpha becky

According to this teacher: No, they’re illiterate. Not stupid, but unable to use the written word. https://x.com/kprc2rilwan/status/2087631055905800471?s=46

The superintendent literally responded to this viral video by saying, “that sounds right.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068299)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: White racy brunch pervert

Tbf, it's fucking Houston

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068359)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: high-end philosopher-king haunted graveyard

Imho we are basically watching evolution in action. Having kids learn liberal arts just turns them into Losers. Being an extremely retarded piece of shit or an Engineer or Acing OCI are the credited paths.

We all know what happens if you try to be a Normal Educated Bro who can write Good Paragraphs. Society completely spurns you. It makes you ill-fitted for dealing with a society filled with stupid assholes & OCI people. If you try to be Normal you’ll just get fucked over. The Loser zoomer who writes well probably gets cyber bullied like you wouldn’t believe and graduates with a Ruinous GPA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068583)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Curious roommate

evolution doesn't have a "goal" afaik, it is just fostering mutations that aren't necessarily suited to the environment. the mutation might "work" and is thrown out there without any regard for how it interfaces with its environment. I believe this is how human consciousness came about in the first place.

but yeah, the environment favors the venal or the retarded and we are seeing the fallout of that everywhere even as academics try desperately to deny it with long form Liberal Arts essays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068589)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: high-end philosopher-king haunted graveyard

I didn’t say it had a goal. I loathe people who say that. Didn’t read the rest of your post because you’re begging the question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068594)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Curious roommate

I was just riffing on your comment cowshit. not trying to argue. you're just irritable because your leanFIRE house of cards is slowly collapsing all round you imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068602)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: high-end philosopher-king haunted graveyard

yeah ok, anyway, Losers are maladapted af. they just get exploited by college admins, Book sellers, Game Publishers, and so forth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50068724)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Appetizing Volcanic Crater



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: odious alpha becky

Acing OCI is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5307812#50069843)